Ripper2860 - His Fate Rests in Your Hands

[stiltman]

I say have mercy on him. Don't piss me off and make me break out my secret weapons either....

Too late. The Post Whores have spoken. Justice must be served. We must make an example of Ripper's Trippers so as not to encourage rebellious anarchists to waltz in and try to take over. Cap's Chaps have prevailed.

Don't make me enact a special "recall" election.....

Sounds like a threat, but can you back it up?
Ripper couldn't

[thayne]

LOL, ripper's a pussy... I'm not

[Ripper2860]

Hello fella's --

Could y'all do me a really big favor and define NUKE.

Is that like Regime Speak for letting by-gones be by-gones??

[thayne]

ah forget it. Ripper, sorry, you're on your own buddy....

[Ripper2860]

ah forget it. Ripper, sorry, you're on your own buddy....

Ummmm...

I think the reason I am at this point is because ...

I HAVE BEEN ON MY OWN!

[gitreel]

I say have mercy on him. Don't piss me off and make me break out my secret weapons either....

Too late. The Post Whores have spoken. Justice must be served. We must make an example of Ripper's Trippers so as not to encourage rebellious anarchists to waltz in and try to take over. Cap's Chaps have prevailed.

Don't make me enact a special "recall" election. I'm from California and have a lot of experience with these things....

Ouch.

At least you are not from Florida.

The election would never end.

[stiltman]

Hello fella's --

Could y'all do me a really big favor and define NUKE.

Is that like Regime Speak for letting by-gones be by-gones??

Never seen someone beg for forgiveness as good as you
Pretty soon you'll be able to wear womens clothes without anyone noticing

[Ripper2860]

Aha!! A legal loophole.

I plead ...

DIMPLOMATIC IMMUNITY! DIMPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!

I was granted citizenship in the Feedback Forums and have diplomatic papers as I am an Embassy Employee !!!

[offline]

I'm here to offer spiritual support Ripper, my son.
Confess your transgressions before Him and he
will grant you everlasting life after OT.

Et tu spirit al sancto

blessed is he that layth with the lamb

and the holy goat.

thy king does cum

in Dolly and it is heaven.

give us this day our daily OT

on internet.


Ah men.

[thayne]

Hello fella's --

Could y'all do me a really big favor and define NUKE.

Is that like Regime Speak for letting by-gones be by-gones??

Never seen someone beg for forgiveness as good as you
Pretty soon you'll be able to wear womens clothes without anyone noticing

Since we lopped off his weener; doesn't that kinda make him a woman?

[Capmaster]

LOL, ripper's a pussy... I'm not

As in ...you'll use a meaner looking font? LMAO

Ripper put up a good fight, considering he was pretty much alone except for Village Idiot. Still, he has a way with the "banner around the cause" rhetoric.

I fear that a recall election will only weaken your already precarious position. Your best bet is to immediately disassociate yourself from this ill-timed coup attempt and hope time will let the post whores forget this un-OT-like behavior. Oh, and ....go fetch my coffee.

[thayne]

LOL, ripper's a pussy... I'm not

As in ...you'll use a meaner looking font? LMAO

Ripper put up a good fight, considering he was pretty much alone except for Village Idiot. Still, he has a way with the "banner around the cause" rhetoric.

I fear that a recall election will only weaken your already precarious position. Your best bet is to immediately disassociate yourself from this ill-timed coup attempt and hope time will let the post whores forget this un-OT-like behavior. Oh, and ....go fetch my coffee.

I was just feeling a little sorry for him, but if you check later posts I decided against launching a recall, for now...

Get your own friggin' coffee, unless you'd like a little someting extra in it

[Capmaster]

LOL, ripper's a pussy... I'm not

As in ...you'll use a meaner looking font? LMAO

Ripper put up a good fight, considering he was pretty much alone except for Village Idiot. Still, he has a way with the "banner around the cause" rhetoric.

I fear that a recall election will only weaken your already precarious position. Your best bet is to immediately disassociate yourself from this ill-timed coup attempt and hope time will let the post whores forget this un-OT-like behavior. Oh, and ....go fetch my coffee.

I was just feeling a little sorry for him, but if you check later posts I decided against launching a recall, for now...

Get your own friggin' coffee, unless you'd like a little someting extra in it

[The village idiot]

I just want to say one thing:

Ripper you are click hereed!

Next time put the poll on the front page so I can vote MANY times Thanks! goes back into the forest mumbling something about catch... can.... alive...

[Ripper2860]

I'm here to offer spiritual support Ripper, my son.
Confess your transgressions before Him and he
will grant you everlasting life after OT.

Et tu spirit al sancto

blessed is he that layth with the lamb

and the holy goat.

thy king does cum

in Dolly and it is heaven.

give us this day our daily OT

on internet.


Ah men.

Ok now -- that is just so wrong on so many levels!!

[Capmaster]

I'm here to offer spiritual support Ripper, my son.
Confess your transgressions before Him and he
will grant you everlasting life after OT.

Et tu spirit al sancto

blessed is he that layth with the lamb

and the holy goat.

thy king does cum

in Dolly and it is heaven.

give us this day our daily OT

on internet.


Ah men.

That's beautiful 8) That's the daily prayer of the Church of the Vinyltarian, right? I'd like to add 1,000 wallet cards with that printed on it when we order the t-shirts. Then hand them out to all OT members

[Ripper2860]

OK! I guess the Diplomatic Immunity loophole kinda collapsed when the papers were found to be in Jack Valenti's name.

OK! So here I am awaiting my punishment. Go ahead, I can take it! If there is anything greater than a Revolutiinary, it is ...

A MARTYR !!!!

Who will avenge me??! Who dares to become a HERO??!


<silence>

Anyone?

<silence>

Hello.

<silence>

OK, all you revolutionaries can come out now! <silence>

Hello. <silence> ...

[Conquest10]

It seems the attempted coup has collapsed. The leader has gone against the premise of the whole resistance and so I jump ship before it sinks.

[Ripper2860]

I want it known that I leave the Revolution with mixed feelings of joy and sorrow: I leave here the purest of my hopes as a builder, and the dearest of those I love. And I leave a people who received me as a son. That wounds me deeply. I carry to new battlefronts the faith that you taught me, the revolutionary spirit of my people, the feeling of fulfilling the most sacred of duties: to fight against imperialism wherever it may be. This comforts and heals the deepest wounds.

The Revolution's every action was a battle cry against imperialism, and a battle hymn for the people's unity against the great enemy of mankind: the Capmaster Regime. Wherever death may surprise us, let it be welcome, provided that this, our battle cry, may have reached some receptive ear, that another hand may be extended to wield our weapons, and that other men be ready to intone our funeral dirge with the staccato singing of the machine guns and new battle cries of war and victory.

It is with joy and peace in my heart, that I enter into Martyrdom.

[thayne]

OK! I guess the Diplomatic Immunity loophole kinda collapsed when the papers were found to be in Jack Valenti's name.

OK! So here I am awaiting my punishment. Go ahead, I can take it! If there is anything greater than a Revolutiinary, it is ...

A MARTYR !!!!

Who will avenge me??! Who dares to become a HERO??!


<silence>

Anyone?

<silence>

Hello.

<silence>

OK, all you revolutionaries can come out now! <silence>

Hello. <silence> ...

There you go! take it like a man! I take back calling you a pussy. May God have mercy on your soul....

[thayne]

For those who want nothing more than to nuke Ripper, I say "Let he who is without sin throw the first stone..." Or in this case the first Thermalnuclear warhead....

[stiltman]

OK! I guess the Diplomatic Immunity loophole kinda collapsed when the papers were found to be in Jack Valenti's name.

OK! So here I am awaiting my punishment. Go ahead, I can take it! If there is anything greater than a Revolutiinary, it is ...

A MARTYR !!!!

Who will avenge me??! Who dares to become a HERO??!


<silence>

Anyone?

<silence>

Hello.

<silence>

OK, all you revolutionaries can come out now! <silence>

Hello. <silence> ...

There you go! take it like a man! I take back calling you a pussy. May God have mercy on your soul....

Just another plea for help. I was the one to bring up him being a mortyr if he gets nuked....reachin for straws