Ripper2860 - His Fate Rests in Your Hands

[Capmaster]

Ripper2860,

You are doing the honorable thing. Although the poll results don't look good at the moment, rest assured that if "Nuke Him, and his co-conspirators" ends up being the judgment, I've discussed it with the Defense Secretary, Dr. Khan, and he has agreed to use one of the smaller thermonuclear devices from his private stash, and not a "crowd-pleaser"

I feel that this consession on my part demonstrates that I am a compassionate president, and not the heartless bastard you have portrayed be as i your propoganda.

Again, the people's voice will be heard, and their will administered thusly.

That is all

[Tommyknocker]

Tommyknocker wrote:
But he held his head erect as crowds pelted him with stones and yellow cards.
"He betrayed our cause, and sold out to a tyrant," one disillusioned follower was heard to say.


Two corrections ...

1. That was not my head that was erect!

In my defense, I didn't say which head, did I?

2. The section that reads -- "He betrayed our cause, and sold out to a tyrant," one disillusioned follower was heard to say.

should read -- "He betrayed our cause, and sold out to a tyrant," the disillusioned and only follower was heard to say.

Other than those 2 problems -- Excellent!!

That's really splitting hairs, isn't it. The fact it was your only follower was not that important as long as he quoted correctly, don't you agree?

Anyway, thanks for the compliment!

[Ripper2860]

TK -- you are correct. In my current emaciated state, I am not thinking clearly. That coupled with the lack of blood to the brain due to my walking around erect, has caused my mental reflexes to be rather dull.

BTW -- I think they are slipping Viagra into my water to keep me in this weakened and lethargic state.

[The village idiot]

Is the voting finished? Can't seem to be able to cast a vote.

[Capmaster]

Is the voting finished? Can't seem to be able to cast a vote.

I decided that since you're one of the co-conspirators, you really shouldn't be allowed to vote

Seriously, I set the poll duration as 2 days, so it shouldn't do that until tomorrow.

[Ripper2860]

Is the voting finished? Can't seem to be able to cast a vote.

That's because, once again, it is a rigged vote. Did you really believe Capmaster would have any other type of vote?

That and your inability to vote is by design. Part of the surrender negotiations.

[The village idiot]

I can't even vote after cleaning my cookies and coming in as an assumed personality and IP. Unless there is some special cookie I need to delete.

[Ripper2860]

May God Have Mercy On My Soul !

[The village idiot]

Must be it ended, I'm at work, and this computer has never seen this pole. Couldn't vote before logging in, or after.

[Ripper2860]

i don't know if it has or not. I bumped it in hopes that some more forgiving types might vote -- if it's still open.

[stiltman]

I think we all know how this is going to turn out.

You will live on in our memories

[Capmaster]

Must be it ended, I'm at work, and this computer has never seen this pole. Couldn't vote before logging in, or after.

I'll add your vote to the total, but it doesn't look like it'll matter

[The village idiot]

Must be it ended, I'm at work, and this computer has never seen this pole. Couldn't vote before logging in, or after.

I'll add your vote to the total, but it doesn't look like it'll matter

But how do you know what I would have voted?

[offline]

Is it going to be an air burst or are we going for the quick kill
at the groin area?

Never seen a nuclear execution before. I'm suprised more countries
do not take it up. I heard there was an alien race on the moon
that did it once. Wonder where they went?

[The village idiot]

It's funny, I can vote as many times as I want if the poll is on the front page

[offline]

Are you sure you exist village?

[Capmaster]

Must be it ended, I'm at work, and this computer has never seen this pole. Couldn't vote before logging in, or after.

I'll add your vote to the total, but it doesn't look like it'll matter

But how do you know what I would have voted?

The first option, of course.

I can't change the poll totals, but I can add them in a post after the poll is closed

[Ripper2860]

I'm Fucked !!!!!

[BJ_M]

not pointing any fingers here -- but to ALL of the posters above :

please refrain from using the F* word .. it is not nessessary and bothers some people ...


warnings will be issued --

they have in the past for this .. nothing new ...

[Doramius]

I say he should be our b**ch and make sure it is posted that way in the class picture as if he were some lowest administrative presence (IE: Jester to a king).

[Capmaster]

I say he should be our b**ch and make sure it is posted that way in the class picture as if he were some lowest administrative presence (IE: Jester to a king).

Hmmmmm ...interesting. Let's give him the option of being nuked, or be the court jester and identified that way in the class photo. Sound good?

[Doramius]

I say he should be our b**ch and make sure it is posted that way in the class picture as if he were some lowest administrative presence (IE: Jester to a king).

Hmmmmm ...interesting. Let's give him the option of being nuked, or be the court jester and identified that way in the class photo. Sound good?

As long as the court jester is labeled "HOUSE B**CH" in the picture, I'm totally for it.

[stiltman]

I say he should be our b**ch and make sure it is posted that way in the class picture as if he were some lowest administrative presence (IE: Jester to a king).

Hmmmmm ...interesting. Let's give him the option of being nuked, or be the court jester and identified that way in the class photo. Sound good?

As long as the court jester is labeled "HOUSE B**CH" in the picture, I'm totally for it.

Then what was the poll for ?

[Capmaster]

I say he should be our b**ch and make sure it is posted that way in the class picture as if he were some lowest administrative presence (IE: Jester to a king).

Hmmmmm ...interesting. Let's give him the option of being nuked, or be the court jester and identified that way in the class photo. Sound good?

As long as the court jester is labeled "HOUSE B**CH" in the picture, I'm totally for it.

Then what was the poll for ?

This is just a new option. It isn't decided yet. Are you for it, or agin it?

[stiltman]

I say he should be our b**ch and make sure it is posted that way in the class picture as if he were some lowest administrative presence (IE: Jester to a king).

Hmmmmm ...interesting. Let's give him the option of being nuked, or be the court jester and identified that way in the class photo. Sound good?

As long as the court jester is labeled "HOUSE B**CH" in the picture, I'm totally for it.

Then what was the poll for ?

This is just a new option. It isn't decided yet. Are you for it, or agin it?

I'm for the poll

[Capmaster]

I say he should be our b**ch and make sure it is posted that way in the class picture as if he were some lowest administrative presence (IE: Jester to a king).

Hmmmmm ...interesting. Let's give him the option of being nuked, or be the court jester and identified that way in the class photo. Sound good?

As long as the court jester is labeled "HOUSE B**CH" in the picture, I'm totally for it.

Then what was the poll for ?

This is just a new option. It isn't decided yet. Are you for it, or agin it?

I'm for the poll

ayyyowwwww-kay

Poll's closed. Nuke him and his co-conspirators!

Indo - any time you're ready, input the target coordinates and have at it

[thayne]

I say have mercy on him. Don't piss me off and make me break out my secret weapons either....

[Capmaster]

I say have mercy on him. Don't piss me off and make me break out my secret weapons either....

Too late. The Post Whores have spoken. Justice must be served. We must make an example of Ripper's Trippers so as not to encourage rebellious anarchists to waltz in and try to take over. Cap's Chaps have prevailed.

[Ripper2860]

not pointing any fingers here -- but to ALL of the posters above :

please refrain from using the F* word .. it is not nessessary and bothers some people ...


warnings will be issued --

they have in the past for this .. nothing new ...

I apologize!! I've seen the f* word used quite extensively w/o warning. Sorry !! Was it the fact that it was BIG and in BOLD?


I'm SCREWED !!!!!!!

[thayne]

I say have mercy on him. Don't piss me off and make me break out my secret weapons either....

Too late. The Post Whores have spoken. Justice must be served. We must make an example of Ripper's Trippers so as not to encourage rebellious anarchists to waltz in and try to take over. Cap's Chaps have prevailed.

Don't make me enact a special "recall" election. I'm from California and have a lot of experience with these things....