Ripper2860 - His Fate Rests in Your Hands

[Capmaster]

Well, Ripper2860 has extended the olive branch. He seeks reassimilation into our fold. He also requests a Lexus, $2500 in cash, and a medical plan.

Suggestions please - I especially would like to hear from my Aministration staff (tgpo, Treebeard and Will Hay)

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[indolikaa]

Didn't we nuke this ****** already?




(Like there's any doubt what I would vote...)

[gitreel]

Yes,

I thought you nuked him, indo.

[offline]

I'm not voting but did not that guy from North Korea get
$100,000 US for giving up and presenting the west
with a brand new Mig 21 during the Korean war?

What is Ripper flying in, despite his pants?

[gitreel]

Offline,

You are no fun. :P

1,000 demerits for not voting. :P

[Ripper2860]

P L E A S E !!! OH, GOD PLEASE!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY !!!

I didn't mean to!!


I just haven't been myself since switching to decafe !!

[Capmaster]

Didn't we nuke this ****** already?




(Like there's any doubt what I would vote...)

Turned out that was an Indo blue dart.

I'm still a bit miffed over my 16" inflatable clown (for those wacky moments)

[The village idiot]

P L E A S E !!! OH, GOD PLEASE!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY !!!

I didn't mean to!!


I just haven't been myself since switching to decafe !!

YOU ******* SOLD OUT? WTF did you think you were doing? You really are WORTHLESS and WEAK!

I say FRY the bastard!

[stiltman]

P L E A S E !!! OH, GOD PLEASE!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY !!!

I didn't mean to!!


I just haven't been myself since switching to decafe !!

YOU ******* SOLD OUT? WTF did you think you were doing? You really are WORTHLESS and WEAK!

I say FRY the bastard!

Yep, starts a revolt, then he can't even back himself up...Poor leader for a revolt

[offline]

Capmaster.. Gitreel is picking on me. As my elected leader
you must do something..

[Capmaster]

Capmaster.. Gitreel is picking on me. As my elected leader
you must do something..

Hmmm ... (Briefly considers life without offline's gravy packets, while finger twitches over the yellow button on Gitreel's post ....but then wonders why offline doesn't want to vote. Hmmmm another scandal perhaps?)

[yoda313]

Hello,

Let him in, we can use all the help we can get to survive the onslaught of newbies. There's a fresh wave every day and we need our full batallion for defense!

Kevin

[thayne]

Lop off his weener....

[The village idiot]

Lop off his weener....

[stiltman]

Lop off his weener....

Priceless!!!!!

[Ripper2860]

P L E A S E !!! OH, GOD PLEASE!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY !!!

I didn't mean to!!


I just haven't been myself since switching to decafe !!

YOU ******* SOLD OUT? WTF did you think you were doing? You really are WORTHLESS and WEAK!

I say FRY the bastard!

Yep, starts a revolt, then he can't even back himself up...Poor leader for a revolt

Where the **** were you while I was mounting an offensive. A couple for friggin posts does not make you a revolutionary. I seek amnesty for your lame non-existent ass and this is what I get in return? All of a sudden you grow some balls when it is all but over! Et Tu Brutus.

[The village idiot]

P L E A S E !!! OH, GOD PLEASE!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY !!!

I didn't mean to!!


I just haven't been myself since switching to decafe !!

YOU ******* SOLD OUT? WTF did you think you were doing? You really are WORTHLESS and WEAK!

I say FRY the bastard!

Yep, starts a revolt, then he can't even back himself up...Poor leader for a revolt

Where the **** were you while I was mounting an offensive. A couple for friggin posts does not make you a revolutionary. I seek amnesty for your lame non-existent ass and this is what I get in return? All of a sudden you grow some balls when it is all but over! Et Tu Brutus.

Amnesty for my ass? No I only saw you trying to cover yours, and get a bunch of other stuff too. And it seems I only ever saw a bunch of words out of you. What, afraid to get your hands dirty? Typical.

[Tommyknocker]

There is always the Tgpo option. Give him to Tgpo and let him have his way with him.

[Grimey]

I think you should make an example of him capmaster, nuke the bastard and tell everyone you'll do the same to them if they cross you. then when it comes to be election time again deny anything ever happened.

[Tommyknocker]

I think you should make an example of him capmaster, nuke the bastard and tell everyone you'll do the same to them if they cross you. then when it comes to be election time again deny anything ever happened.

Someone's been reading Machiavelli.

[stiltman]

Where the **** were you while I was mounting an offensive. A couple for friggin posts does not make you a revolutionary. I seek amnesty for your lame non-existent ass and this is what I get in return? All of a sudden you grow some balls when it is all but over! Et Tu Brutus.

Sorry Ripper, I wasn't even part of the revolt. See, let me tell you something. If you're going to start a revolt it takes a lot of planning, which you didn't do. You just can't jump in front of a bus and expect it to stop now can you. Revolts are always started by disitants(sp?) way before it ever goes public. Again, I wasn't part of it. True I give most of the mods $hit now and them, but that doesn't mean I'm going to jump on board with some newbies strange idea of a revolt...


Now a true revolutionary like you!! would want to be nuked!!
Why? so you can then become a marter...

So seeings how you're so brave and all, I say

NUKE RIPPER!!!!!!!

[offline]

Psst..

join the Freedom Universal Capmaster's Klan: Young Order Unit.

[Tommyknocker]

Off Topic, DVDHelp.com August 14, 2004-- Ripper2860 surrendered this morning to authorities today. His arrest was in agreement made earlier with El Presidente Capmaster. The exact details of are unknown at this writing, but the conditions include amnesty for all of Ripper's followers and the immediate surrender of all weapons and war materials.

Ripper was escorted into the Off Topic Forum holding facility clad in nothing but two coasters. His cheeks were hollow, his body was thin and frail, and his steps slow but deliberate. But he held his head erect as crowds pelted him with stones and yellow cards.
"He betrayed our cause, and sold out to a tyrant," one disillusioned follower was heard to say.

"Thus end all who oppose the way of the Shining Path." El Presidente Capmaster was quoted by an unnamed source. When asked what would be done with the one-time revolutionary, Da Prez would only comment, "The matter is still under advisement." He was also questioned on Ripper's current medical condition, to which the President answered, "He is in a catatonic state, and his only mumblings is his remorse at not being able to see someone named 'Dolly' ever again. Whom we can only surmise is a long lost love or relative."

When asked where he is being held, Capmaster said "We are billeting him in the cell we have reserved for Jack Valenti, once we flush him out as well."

The insurgency started soon after the election of El Presidente Capmaster and his cabinet, which Ripper publicly denounced as fraudulent and rife with corruption. He and his followers immediately took to hills near User Guides, but could not hold out once their supplies ran low. They also were unable to mount and maintain any kind of resistance, as their supporters were unable to keep them re-supplied. (Tommyknocker's News Service. All rights reserved)

[offline]

... who wants to bet the story does not end there ?

[Grimey]

Wow Tommyknocker, you should write for a newspaper

[Tommyknocker]

Wow Tommyknocker, you should write for a newspaper

Thanks, Grimey, but I can't take all the credit. This thread has a lot of pure genius in my opinion, so I had a lot of material to work with. So pat yourselves on the back as well.

[Capmaster]

Nice job TK!

[Tommyknocker]

Nice job TK!

Thanks. As I said, you guys called the play. I just took the ball and ran with it. Who could come up with an election for president, then someone else stage an attempted coup. This kind of stuff is right out of Woody Allen. You guys are hilarious!

[Ripper2860]

[quote="stiltman"]

If you're going to start a revolt it takes a lot of planning, which you didn't do. You just can't jump in front of a bus and expect it to stop now can you. Revolts are always started by disitants(sp?) way before it ever goes public. Again, I wasn't part of it. True I give most of the mods $hit now and them, but that doesn't mean I'm going to jump on board with some newbies strange idea of a revolt...


Now a true revolutionary like you!! would want to be nuked!!
Why? so you can then become a marter...

So seeings how you're so brave and all, I say

NUKE RIPPER!!!!!!!

First off - I take offense at being called a newbie, as I have earned my stripes here!

As for the planning -- well, that was on my things to do list, I just never got around to it.

One little transgression. A tiny lack of good judgement, and this is what I get? Well, it seems that I am now finding out who my true friends in this forum are.

But I forgive you all, for you know not what you do. Those most vehiment in seeking my destruction are merely speaking out of the fear that has been instilled by the Capmaster regime in the past few days.

I will accept my NUKING, if it is the will of the people. "tis a far, far better place I go than I have ever gone before."

As for the money and car, etc., I was asking for as part of the "surrender"...

* The $2,500 was for legitimate Revolutionary expenses for items purchased on my "personal" Revolutionary Express credit card. I have the receipts and am only seeking that money for re-imbursement.

* The Lexus was a bit extravagent, but I just wanted a ride in which I could cruise with my ex-revolutionary homies in style and re-hash the old days when we were the "shit". Besides, I thought it would be cheaper to drive a "regime" provided car than to submit the 35 cents/mile expense re-imbursement.

* As for the Medical, dental and eyecare -- look at my friggin avatar and tell me you wouldn't want a kick-ass vision plan!!! Besides, if granted I was going to have re-constructive surgery to make me a "Capmaster Double", allowing me to "dispose" of the real Capmaster and merely take his place.

People should not cast dispersions unless they are in full possession of the facts!!

[Ripper2860]

But he held his head erect as crowds pelted him with stones and yellow cards.
"He betrayed our cause, and sold out to a tyrant," one disillusioned follower was heard to say.

Two corrections ...

1. That was not my head that was erect!

-- and --

2. The section that reads -- "He betrayed our cause, and sold out to a tyrant," one disillusioned follower was heard to say....

should read -- "He betrayed our cause, and sold out to a tyrant," the disillusioned and only follower was heard to say.

Other than those 2 problems -- Excellent!!