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  1. Master of Time & Space Capmaster's Avatar
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    Originally Posted by flaninacupboard
    this is awful. who will i turn to for weekends of mutual drinking, porn and masturbation if cap is gone.....


    I leave for a couple days and you're all at each others throats like a pack of angry wolves. i wish i had stayed away and carried the happy memories of a twisted fuckbed of psychopathic homosexuals with me for the rest of my days, rather than taint them with this awful anti-cap heresy.

    Cap, i wish you well for the coming dark winter.
    The weekends of mutual drinking, porn and masturbation should be able to continue unabated ....or is that un -masturbated?

    They are a disloyal pack of rutting, incestuous wolves who probably eat their young, wouldn't you say? It will be an interesting next three months or so
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    Originally Posted by flaninacupboard
    this is awful. who will i turn to for weekends of mutual drinking, porn and masturbation if cap is gone.....


    I leave for a couple days and you're all at each others throats like a pack of angry wolves. i wish i had stayed away and carried the happy memories of a twisted fuckbed of psychopathic homosexuals with me for the rest of my days, rather than taint them with this awful anti-cap heresy.

    Cap, i wish you well for the coming dark winter.
    That would be OMNI-sexuals.
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    I see I have missed quite a bit since I've been busy this past week.

    Which side to side with....capmaster control or the revolution

    Well under capmaster control, we get free goats for the *******, and sexual deviation is encouraged. But with Indo on board, beer will probably be banned and only Wine Coolers will be allowed.

    The revolution is fighting for freedom from the vinyl fist of power, freedom of choice.....


    I'll tell you what, I'll just hang back take care of the red winging chores of the soldiers in battle...you guys fight it out and let me know...but right now I've got some AB negative sloppy joes to attend to.
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  4. Okay folks, nothin' to see here... Keep walkin'....
    "Terminated!" :firing:
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  5. Originally Posted by indolikaa
    Take this, you revolutionary bastards!


    We may be revolutionaries, but we ain't stupid. That was no nuclear blast, that was merely a blue dart as a result of IBS and those McD double cheese burgers. I see you have now resorted to chemical weapons.

    Hah!!! You missed me! I was secreted away in my double secret Fart Bomb proof bunker and that was merely one of my many "doubles".

    Indo -- I am so disappointed. I thought you a highly intelligent man, impervious to the mass brain-washing of Capmaster's "Re-Education" camps. Sadly, I was wrong. I will shed a tear for you as you are taken to the gallows and made to pay the price for your war crimes.


    Viva la OT!! Viva la OT!! Viva la Revolution!!
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    Originally Posted by thayne
    Okay folks, nothin' to see here... Keep walkin'....
    Best idea in this whole thread.
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  7. "Puto con bolas muy grande"

    "Very great Puto with balls"

    What does it mean, Ripper?
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  8. Look upon the actions of the current regime. In order to cling to power, they threaten to lay waste to your homeland and wipe out 100's of innocent post whores in the process. That is what I'm talking about! That is why this regime must be stopped. They do not care about you, your family, or this forum. They only care about remainjing in power -- at any cost!!

    Join the Revolution and purge the forum of this evil!!!

    Viva la OT !! Viva la OT!! Viva la Revolution !!
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    Originally Posted by Cobra
    "Puto con bolas muy grande"

    "Very great Puto with balls"

    What does it mean, Ripper?
    I can answer that:

    Puto = whore
    con = with
    bolas = balls
    muy = very
    grande = large
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    Originally Posted by Capmaster
    I can answer that:

    Puto = whore
    con = with
    bolas = balls
    muy = very
    grande = large
    I think he needs some new recruitment techniques. people aren't going to be as impressed by that as he hopes :P
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    Originally Posted by Grimey
    Originally Posted by Capmaster
    I can answer that:

    Puto = whore
    con = with
    bolas = balls
    muy = very
    grande = large
    I think he needs some new recruitment techniques. people aren't going to be as impressed by that as he hopes :P
    It wasn't meant to impress anyone since Cobra asked what it meant. But if you're mildly impressed, go with that
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    Originally Posted by Capmaster
    It wasn't meant to impress anyone since Cobra asked what it meant. But if you're mildly impressed, go with that
    I meant Ripper2860 needs new recruitment techniques.
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  13. Originally Posted by Capmaster
    Originally Posted by Cobra
    "Puto con bolas muy grande"

    "Very great Puto with balls"

    What does it mean, Ripper?
    I can answer that:

    Puto = whore
    con = with
    bolas = balls
    muy = very
    grande = large

    Dammit!!!! You told me it meant "Snappy Dresser with flicking tongue that brings great pleasure to women"!! Capmaster you S.O.B -- now this now PERSONAL!!!!!! You have lied to us all for the last time !!!

    Viva la OT!! Viva la OT!! Viva la Revolution!!
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    Originally Posted by Grimey
    Originally Posted by Capmaster
    It wasn't meant to impress anyone since Cobra asked what it meant. But if you're mildly impressed, go with that
    I meant Ripper2860 needs new recruitment techniques.
    Sory Grimey. See, Ripper has pushed me into being paranoid and defensive. I'm seeing conspirators around every corner. I hope you're happy you ...you ...Texan

    Originally Posted by Ripper2860
    Dammit!!!! You told me it meant "Snappy Dresser with flicking tongue that brings great pleasure to women"!! Capmaster you S.O.B -- now this now PERSONAL!!!!!! You have lied to us all for the last time !!!
    Oh this is choice LMAO You'd better turn in your "Hispanic Post Whore" membership card if you're relying on a Mick/Kraut/Finn to translate Spanish for you
    From now on you are no longer "El Vato Diablo", but merely "The Bad Kid"
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    There is no way the will drop a bomb on the OT forum, it's all a big bluff!

    Where would they all go.


    Ha!
    I dare you!
    I double dare you!
    Come on, show your might and shut down this forum. Blow it all to hell. Go on, DO IT already!

    You see, I know the secret of what happens when you shut down the OT forum at a very large site like this!

    Besides, Baldrick is probably laughing at all the stupidity!
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  17. From his secret Fart Bomb Bunker -- An Important Message from your Revolutionary Leader to the People of the OT Forum !!!

    Hello. Hello. Is this mic on? Can you hear me?


    Uhh Humm ...

    My Fellow OT Forum members ..

    There are many people in the world who really don't understand, or say they don't, what is the great issue between the free world and the Capmaster Regime. Let them come to the OT Forum. There are some who say that the Capmaster Regime is the wave of the future. Let them come to the OT Forum. And there are some who say in Computers and Feedback, we can work with the Capmaster Regime. Let them come to the OT Forum. And there are even a few who say that it is true that the Capmaster Regime is an evil system, but it permits us to make economic progress. Lass' sie nach OT Forum kommen. Let them come to the OT Forum.

    Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect, but we have never had to put threaten nuclear war and chemical fart bombs to keep our people in line, to prevent them from leaving to the Feedback forum. I want to say, on behalf of my Post Whore Internet brethren, who live many miles away on the other side of the World Wide Web, who are far distant from you, that they take the greatest pride that they have been able to share with you, even from a distance, the story of the last, benevolent governement. I know of no Forum, no Website, that has been besieged for the past 2 days that still lives with the vitality and the force, and the hope and the determination of the OT Forum. While the bronze statue of Capmaster and Dollie is the most obvious and vivid demonstration of the failures of the Capmaster Regime, for all the world to see, we take no satisfaction in it, for it is, as your humble and handsome Revolutionary leader has said, an offense not only against history but an offense against humanity, separating families, dividing husbands and wives and brothers and sisters, and dividing a people who wish to be joined together in Post Whoredom.

    What is true of this OT Forum is true of VideoHelp.com -- real, lasting peace in the OT Forum can never be assured as long as one Twisted, Sadistic Goat *******, Evil, Tyrant denies the elementary rights of free Post Whores, and that is to make a excessive posts without the fear of banning, ridicule, and retribution. This generation of OT Post Whores has earned the right to be free, including the right to post crude and indescribable posts including such things as bodily functions, various parts of one’s anatomy, posting of un-natural and horribly graphic pictures, and curse words, in lasting peace, with good will to all Post Whores. You live in a offensive island of freedom, but your life is part of the main. So let me ask you as I close, to lift your eyes beyond the dangers of today, to the hopes of tomorrow, beyond the freedom merely of this OT Forum, or your VideoHelp Website, to the advance of Post Whore freedom everywhere, beyond this perversion of freedom to the day of peace with justice, beyond yourselves and ourselves to all mankind.

    Freedom is indivisible, and when one Post Whore is enslaved in the Capmaster Regime’s prisons, all are not free. When all Post Whores are free, then we can look forward to that day when this OT Forum will be joined as one in a peaceful and hopeful Post Whore orgy. When that day finally comes, as it will, the people of the OT Forum can take sober satisfaction in the fact that they were in the front lines in deposing an evil regime that brought nothing but fear and suffering for the past two days.

    All free Post Whores, wherever they may live, are citizens of the OT Forum, and, therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words...

    "Ich bin ein OT Foum Post Whore."

    Thank you all, and ...

    ... Viva la OT!! Viva la OT!! Viva la Revolution !!

    Welcome to the Revolution, VillageIdiot. I too Double Dog Dare them !!!
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    Originally Posted by The village idiot
    There is no way the will drop a bomb on the OT forum, it's all a big bluff!

    Where would they all go.


    Ha!
    I dare you!
    I double dare you!
    Come on, show your might and shut down this forum. Blow it all to hell. Go on, DO IT already!

    You see, I know the secret of what happens when you shut down the OT forum at a very large site like this!

    Besides, Baldrick is probably laughing at all the stupidity!
    We didn't think that far ahead. Damn you Village Idiot Hey, if you come over to our side, "the ruling side", I'll make it worth your while. How about a cushy post as Ambassador to Hawaii? Hmmmmm?
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    If this continues, I'll be in the over 3000 all around post whore club
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  20. I will give you 12 virgins !! Besides you signed a non-compete contract when you joined the Revolution!!
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    Originally Posted by Capmaster
    Originally Posted by The village idiot
    There is no way the will drop a bomb on the OT forum, it's all a big bluff!

    Where would they all go.


    Ha!
    I dare you!
    I double dare you!
    Come on, show your might and shut down this forum. Blow it all to hell. Go on, DO IT already!

    You see, I know the secret of what happens when you shut down the OT forum at a very large site like this!

    Besides, Baldrick is probably laughing at all the stupidity!
    We didn't think that far ahead. Damn you Village Idiot Hey, if you come over to our side, "the ruling side", I'll make it worth your while. How about a cushy post as Ambassador to Hawaii? Hmmmmm?
    See! Gotcha
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    Originally Posted by Ripper2860
    I will give you 12 virgins !! Besides you signed a non-compete contract when you joined the Revolution!!

    Hmm.....

    12 virgins (I hope I get them before I die) or Hawaii.....

    BTW, THIS is number 2900!
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    Originally Posted by The village idiot
    BTW, THIS is number 2900!
    No it's not...
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    Originally Posted by Ripper2860
    I will give you 12 virgins !! Besides you signed a non-compete contract when you joined the Revolution!!
    There aren't 12 in the world anymore. It's down to 3 thanks to northcat
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  25. Don't believe him VI. He is spewing lies!

    Everyone knows that penetration by the mobile mass of muscular tissue covered with mucous membrane and located in the oral cavity does not "officially" constitute as taking one's virginity.

    Lies!! Lies!! Lies!! Will the never-ending flow of lies from the Capmaster regime ever cease!!??


    Viva la OT!! Viva la OT!! Viva la Revolution!
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    You caught me on that one. You're right. A tongue flick does not constitute fornication. Oh well, back to 12 :P
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    Originally Posted by Grimey
    Originally Posted by The village idiot
    BTW, THIS is number 2900!
    No it's not...


    And just for the record:


    No amount of editing will get you out of this one Another of the lies?
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    As President Clinton so eliquently communicated..."eatin ain't cheatin"...so therefore one can deduce that virginity is still in tact from a tounge dance.

    With that being said, I should state for the record that I only lick what I'm going to stick, and at last count I believe there were only 5 virgins left in the world.

    I fly out Sunday to take care of the Albino Eskimo Amputee in Alaska, my return flight stops back through Washington where I get to kill 2 birds with one stone and de-flower the Simese Twin Virgins, they are connected at the ass, so that will be some good giggin right there. Stopping over in Chicago, I will take the innosence of the oldest living virgin...she's 86 but she has parkinsons so that should be pretty cool, I have to wear a mouth piece though, so she doesn't vibrate so much that I chip a tooth . I then return to Ohio to rest up to knock out the last piece of purity left. I leave for Washington D.C. the first weekend of September and will be doing Janet Reno at the Lincoln Memorial. I have to save the best for last you know....now now, don't get upset, I will post pictures and maybe a few video clips for all of you...I know you want to see Janet's **** face.
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    Originally Posted by The village idiot
    Originally Posted by Grimey
    Originally Posted by The village idiot
    BTW, THIS is number 2900!
    No it's not...


    And just for the record:


    No amount of editing will get you out of this one Another of the lies?
    Posting on this board must be finally getting to me. i could have sworn you claimed it was your 3000th post

    sorry about that, i didn't mean to tarnish your name like that :P
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