Good bye !!

[Capmaster]

I have a new technique, but my wife likes it better when I shave. Understandable as I like it when she shaves too. :P

Northcat advocates leaving the chin hair long as a "flavor-saver"

[Doramius]

I have a new technique, but my wife likes it better when I shave. Understandable as I like it when she shaves too. :P

Northcat advocates leaving the chin hair long as a "flavor-saver"

Should you mean savour?!

[northcat_8]

Jesus Christ it's like I'm working with a bunch of ******* virgins here.

LOOOOOKKKKK you freakin NEWBIES


The reason some guys have a goatee is because they lack tounge athleticism. If their tounge was capable of keeping up with the "work flow" then they wouldn't need the facial hair.

The facial hair is grown for containment purposes.

******* NEWBIES

And of course doramius you like it when she shaves....
Red Winger Tip #4 - if your female is shaved, she will eventually grow stubble. To prevent whisker burn on your lips and tounge, have her use shampoo and conditioner on the ol happy valley grass. This will soften the pubic hair and make it soft and flexible and will prevent whisker burn, when you are eating the whisker biscuit

I don't even have words to express my disappointment.

[Capmaster]

You set the bar pretty high northcat. We're only redwing mortals

[northcat_8]

You set the bar pretty high northcat. We're only redwing mortals

Oh wait....that sounds like an excuse from way over here

[Capmaster]

You set the bar pretty high northcat. We're only redwing mortals

Oh wait....that sounds like an excuse from way over here

<looks down and nods head slowly>

[northcat_8]

Cap...

You may be the Prez.
You may be a fancy shmancy moderator.

But in the Red Wing Fraternity, you are still a pledge

:P

[Doramius]

The "whatchamuthingy" flesh flap that many people have that connects the tongue to the bottom of your mouth, I have had it cut since around birth because mine came out to the tip of my tongue. To allow me to speak properly without being tongue tied, they had to. SO Now I can practically touch the bridge of my nose with my tongue (Much like Gene Simmons). My wife doesn't like me with whiskers at all as it tickles her. My new technique pins her down and give her pleasure with sheer tickle and she can do nothing about it. Try it with your own wife, if she's ticklish, and listen to what kind of 'O' scream you get and try and time how long it lasts. My wife gets laryngitis each time I do it, so we don't do it too often.