Where's flan?

[Capmaster]

He hasn't posted for a week

[tekkieman]

Didn't he say something about a camping/lan party?

[Capmaster]

Right you are. I forgot ..... Never mind <in best Emily Latella voice>

[Doramius]

Camping LAN parties are fun. Have to get him to come here. Only thing is I hope he's got really durable equipent if he were to come out here. Sand and extreme heat don't mix well with comps. Maybe when we're able to make diamond/CZ crystal processors that won't be so bad anymore.

[Capmaster]

Camping LAN parties are fun. Have to get him to come here. Only thing is I hope he's got really durable equipent if he were to come out here. Sand and extreme heat don't mix well with comps. Maybe when we're able to make diamond/CZ crystal processors that won't be so bad anymore.

Where did he say he was heading for the campout/LAN party?

[tekkieman]

Camping LAN parties are fun. Have to get him to come here. Only thing is I hope he's got really durable equipent if he were to come out here. Sand and extreme heat don't mix well with comps. Maybe when we're able to make diamond/CZ crystal processors that won't be so bad anymore.

Where did he say he was heading for the campout/LAN party?

Next time, do a search! Freakin' noobs!

https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=990078#990078

This is one of two posts where he talked about a lan party, but those were both last weekend. The camping/lan party could have been somebody else I was thinking of.

[Doramius]

Odd note is that he was talking about TeeGee being missing and about himself getting an odd send off if he showed up missing. Let's wait another week or 2 before we add him and TeeGee to our signatures.

[northcat_8]

His name was flaniniacupboard

[Capmaster]

His name was flaniniacupboard

I hope he's not another videohelp ghost. I don't have room in my sig for another Fight-Club-style tribute

Come baaaackkkkkkk flan. Come baaaackkkkk. I'll make you Ambassador to Great Britain. Flaaaaaannnnnnnnnn!!!!!!

[indolikaa]

I saw Flan yesterday.


Over in aisle 6 at Wal-Mart. In the same aisle as Jell-O Pudding...

http://www.kraftfoods.com/jello/main.aspx?s=&m=jlo_family_pudding

See? Right there at the bottom of the web page. Flan. He's been duping us this whole time. He's nothing but a box of ready-to-mix dessert.

Bastard! :P

[Capmaster]

I saw Flan yesterday.


Over in aisle 6 at Wal-Mart. In the same aisle as Jell-O Pudding...

http://www.kraftfoods.com/jello/main.aspx?s=&m=jlo_family_pudding

See? Right there at the bottom of the web page. Flan. He's been duping us this whole time. He's nothing but a box of ready-to-mix dessert.

Bastard! :P

What a great disguise. Dessert! That cagey brit He can be the first field operative for the newly-created CIA - Capmaster's Intelligence Agency 8)

[tekkieman]

....CIA - Capmaster's Intelligence Agency 8)

Way too easy! :P

[Faustus]

Do we now need a missing persons sub forum?

[Doramius]

I'm in charge of Cap's security. I run the DEA, Doramius' Enforcement Agency.

I'll force you to do anything. If you don't, we go to my playbook of torture ideas.

[tekkieman]

Well, since flan's posting at politick today, I guess he's just outgrown us here....

[northcat_8]

I was suppose to keep this on the down low because some of the PW wives were recruiting targets but.......

As many of you know, flan is a master sargent in the Red Wing Army. One of the local recruiters was caught with dental dam and is now in the RW Brigade awaiting his court marshall. Due to this unspeakable act, flan was sent to restore order, honor and a code of ethics to the RW recruitment office. I don't know when he will be re-assigned back here but I heard that particular recruitment office was fully stocked with dental dam and super absorbent maxipads. Flan has much work to do and we are currently investigating how such a treasonous action could occur. We suspect TGPO to be responsible, but so far have only a circumstantial case against him.

[flaninacupboard]

I'm glad to say the situation is under control and i'm back. I've been logging onto politick because there's usually only a few threads posted in so i can check when i come home for lunch - i haven't had the 2-3 hours required for a full vhelp reading

You were right on the LAN/campout - i did a normal camp a fortnight ago and the LAN/camp is 27th to the 31st this month. this last week has been irritating real life things that needed sorting...

anyway, i need to catch up! Cobra and cap ae goddamn mods! what the **** is going on?!

[tekkieman]

anyway, i need to catch up! Cobra and cap ae goddamn mods! what the **** is going on?!

Quick flan! Run away, run away! They will try to suck you up into their corruption! There is a safe haven with the revolution. Join us!

[flaninacupboard]

I'm scared.

[Capmaster]

I'm glad to say the situation is under control and i'm back. I've been logging onto politick because there's usually only a few threads posted in so i can check when i come home for lunch - i haven't had the 2-3 hours required for a full vhelp reading

You were right on the LAN/campout - i did a normal camp a fortnight ago and the LAN/camp is 27th to the 31st this month. this last week has been irritating real life things that needed sorting...

anyway, i need to catch up! Cobra and cap ae goddamn mods! what the **** is going on?!

That's your punishment for leaving

Glad you're back - I don't have room in my sig for a "His...name ...is ...flan ...in ...a ...cup ...board"

[flaninacupboard]

i guess not....

but flan is not a dessert dammit!

So will i get yellowed for calling you a goat ******* stupid american dipshit, with as much sense of morality as an anally raped pig?

[Capmaster]

i guess not....

but flan is not a dessert dammit!

So will i get yellowed for calling you a goat ******* stupid american dipshit, with as much sense of morality as an anally raped pig?

Of course not. I wasn't offended when you called me that before. In fact, I'm so used to the extra option buttons () on my screen that I hardly notice them anymore. My first instinct would be to reply with a "queen-redwinging, limey, left-driving kipper-snapper" comment

[flaninacupboard]

i love that phrase - kipper snapper

For one it's funny because i call people younger than myself "young whipper-snappers" and second because i've never eaten a single kipper, or fish of any kind in fact.

[Capmaster]

i love that phrase - kipper snapper

For one it's funny because i call people younger than myself "young whipper-snappers" and second because i've never eaten a single kipper, or fish of any kind in fact.

Are you sure you're british?

I've always liked that one too.

Glad you're back. We need all the loyal OT post whores we can get to repel the revolt

[northcat_8]

Happy to see you back Flan. Cap and Cobra being mods is still kind of....twilight-vinylfucking-zone-ish....but I guess it could have been much worse.

[gitreel]

Where is andyp1?

[tekkieman]

Glad you're back. We need all the loyal OT post whores we can get to repel the revolt

And this is exactly why! Two days ago we were your loyal OT post whores! Now in your eyes we're revolting! Well, not like revolting, I mean revolting. Ok, if you took away the word revolting then it's like we're revol...aw f*ck it!

[Capmaster]

Glad you're back. We need all the loyal OT post whores we can get to repel the revolt

And this is exactly why! Two days ago we were your loyal OT post whores! Now in your eyes we're revolting! Well, not like revolting, I mean revolting. Ok, if you took away the word revolting then it's like we're revol...aw f*ck it!

See ......Ripper2860 has got you brainwashed. Resist the beast and come back into the fold. Or is it resist the fold and come back into the beast?

[tekkieman]

Glad you're back. We need all the loyal OT post whores we can get to repel the revolt

And this is exactly why! Two days ago we were your loyal OT post whores! Now in your eyes we're revolting! Well, not like revolting, I mean revolting. Ok, if you took away the word revolting then it's like we're revol...aw f*ck it!

See ......Ripper2860 has got you brainwashed. Resist the beast and come back into the fold. Or is it resist the fold and come back into the beast?

Ripper2860! Where are you?! Help me! Cap is trying to use his Jedi Moderator mind BS on me! Need backup!

[flaninacupboard]

i love that phrase - kipper snapper

For one it's funny because i call people younger than myself "young whipper-snappers" and second because i've never eaten a single kipper, or fish of any kind in fact.

Are you sure you're british?

I've always liked that one too.

Glad you're back. We need all the loyal OT post whores we can get to repel the revolt

Don't worry, i've got your back. side. front. everywhere. hang on, i need to make a call.

*brrrrrrrp brrrrrrrp brrrrrrrp brrrr-k* "Hello?"
"hello mr president. we're suffering attacks from evil rebels and need military support."
"I see. Who is leading these rebels?"
"Well, he is operating under the alias of 'Tekkieman' but we believe it to be Saddam Hussein"
"I see."
"can we rely on your support? i mean, if these rebels steal any more oil th..."
"OIL?! Well why didn't you say so buddy??! We're on the way!"

"MUAHAHAHAHA!"

Yep. got your backside.