Where's flan?

[flaninacupboard]

Glad you're back. We need all the loyal OT post whores we can get to repel the revolt

And this is exactly why! Two days ago we were your loyal OT post whores! Now in your eyes we're revolting! Well, not like revolting, I mean revolting. Ok, if you took away the word revolting then it's like we're revol...aw f*ck it!

See ......Ripper2860 has got you brainwashed. Resist the beast and come back into the fold. Or is it resist the fold and come back into the beast?

There will be no cumming in beasts! that leaves too much evidence behind!

[Capmaster]

LMAO

[tekkieman]

Don't worry, i've got your back. side. front. everywhere. hang on, i need to make a call.

*brrrrrrrp brrrrrrrp brrrrrrrp brrrr-k* "Hello?"
"hello mr president. we're suffering attacks from evil rebels and need military support."
"I see. Who is leading these rebels?"
"Well, he is operating under the alias of 'Tekkieman' but we believe it to be Saddam Hussein"
"I see."
"can we rely on your support? i mean, if these rebels steal any more oil th..."
"OIL?! Well why didn't you say so buddy??! We're on the way!"

"MUAHAHAHAHA!"

Yep. got your backside.

You know all those WMDs you couldn't find....like your arse with both elbows, and a flashlight? You gonna find them up your backside! We are not afraid of Capmaster or his little puppet Indo with their nukes. We have our own, and many other 'toys' you never found!

[Capmaster]

Don't worry, i've got your back. side. front. everywhere. hang on, i need to make a call.

*brrrrrrrp brrrrrrrp brrrrrrrp brrrr-k* "Hello?"
"hello mr president. we're suffering attacks from evil rebels and need military support."
"I see. Who is leading these rebels?"
"Well, he is operating under the alias of 'Tekkieman' but we believe it to be Saddam Hussein"
"I see."
"can we rely on your support? i mean, if these rebels steal any more oil th..."
"OIL?! Well why didn't you say so buddy??! We're on the way!"

"MUAHAHAHAHA!"

Yep. got your backside.

You know all those WMDs you couldn't find....like your arse with both elbows, and a flashlight? You gonna find them up your backside! We are not afraid of Capmaster or his little puppet Indo with their nukes. We have our own, and many other 'toys' you never found!

Yeah, we know all about those "toys", and the D-cell batteries they take

[tekkieman]

You know all those WMDs you couldn't find....like your arse with both elbows, and a flashlight? You gonna find them up your backside! We are not afraid of Capmaster or his little puppet Indo with their nukes. We have our own, and many other 'toys' you never found!

Yeah, we know all about those "toys", and the D-cell batteries they take

I don't doubt that in the least!

[Doramius]

THis brings up an interesting question in my mind. Why are there Light-up and glow dildos? Unless she's preggo, there's nobody that's really going to care to see them. If she's with a guy (and he's straight) she won't need the dildo anyway. That's like a solar-powered flashlight (with no storage battery).

[flaninacupboard]

why are there glow in the dark tampons?

Maybe it's so you can see wht you're doing while under the sheets.

[Doramius]

why are there glow in the dark tampons?

Maybe it's so you can see wht you're doing while under the sheets.

Or if your period starts when the power goes out, it's at night, and you're stuck alone in the elevator to your apartment?!

I honestly don't think a woman shoould place anything that produces light up herself. It might constitute and agent of light energy to increase the growth of yeast and fungi.

[northcat_8]

THis brings up an interesting question in my mind. Why are there Light-up and glow dildos? Unless she's preggo, there's nobody that's really going to care to see them. If she's with a guy (and he's straight) she won't need the dildo anyway. That's like a solar-powered flashlight (with no storage battery).

WTF???????

Well Doramius...apparently you haven't spent any night sessions with chicks that are FREAKS.

Never slid the "glow boy" up in there for a little "candle light" with your midnight snack? That's an outright shame Doramius...shame shame shame be thy name.

I think you need to attend a Northcat training seminar on "Bringing Out the Freak in Your Woman" and "Turning her out so she can **** you right". I fear you are a....ehhmmm....a relative "newbie" to the workings of the female body and learn how to not just please her but make her sit up on the edge of the bed afterwards, with trembeling legs thanking God she was made a woman.

I am so disappointed in you Doramius

[Doramius]

I can get my woman to bring on the FREAK. And I don't need to use a glow stick. I know her "anatomy" well enough by touch alone. I can sense her so well that even if she tries to hide it, I can still feel what the good spots are in her. There's also nothing like getting her to the Big 'O' with the tongue as she starts to crush her legs around my head. :P 8) 8) 8)

[northcat_8]

I can get my woman to bring on the FREAK. And I don't need to use a glow stick. I know her "anatomy" well enough by touch alone. I can sense her so well that even if she tries to hide it, I can still feel what the good spots are in her. There's also nothing like getting her to the Big 'O' with the tongue as she starts to crush her legs around my head. :P 8) 8) 8)

Well you see Doramius...you've said volumes about the inadequecies right there. "There's also nothing like getting her to the Big 'O'...."

There should be several O's, not just one...that's just pure laziness.

[Doramius]

That's just for the first one. She'll never get laryngitis just over the first. And you gotta make it so she'll come back for more. 8) WHen the woman is coming back after you for sex, and often, you know you are IN COMMAND.

[northcat_8]

That's just for the first one. She'll never get laryngitis just over the first. And you gotta make it so she'll come back for more. 8) WHen the woman is coming back after you for sex, and often, you know you are IN COMMAND.

Yea, either that or she has to **** you 6 times to get a single "O"

We already know that she told you to give her all 6 inches and to make it bleed, so you fucked her 3 times and hit her in the mouth :P :P :P


I need a beer.....anyone else need one?? I'm going to the fridge.....

...........rut-ro....I'm back....10:30....only 6 beers of a case left I would bitch about someone else drinking all of them but....well, I'm home alone

[Doramius]

I need to cut down from my normal intake average of .0000146 beers a day. I probably should cut down from .0098 glasses of wine or champagne a day, but I gotta get drunk once in a while. If this statement only makes you more confused, now you're thinking like me.

[Grimey]

I need to cut down from my normal intake average of .0000146 beers a day. I probably should cut down from .0098 glasses of wine or champagne a day, but I gotta get drunk once in a while. If this statement only makes you more confused, now you're thinking like me.

What?

[Doramius]

It's basically saying I don't drink much. And if I do, it's usually a wine.