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...having just gotten out of the shower and debating whether it had been four weeks since I last shaved. I checked the stubble on my face. Nope, only 1/8" long, still not time to dust off the razor blade.
You know, Wal-Mart has some pretty ******* soft towels. And I buy about 20 of them at a time. They're so soft and fluffy! So I'm drying off, singing my favorite shower song ("Sexy Man, Sexy Man" by Fat Bastard) and rubbing the Buddha Belly for luck when I see it.
In the mirror, I see this thing behind me on my wife's vanity. A small object, not unlike a figurine. I reach for my glasses when I suddenly realize what the new addition to her collection of beauty products is. No, it can't be! But it is! I don't ******* believe it! It's, it's a...
...sheep! A Serta Mattress sheep!
LOOK WHAT YOU POST-WHORES HAVE DONE TO ME!!! YOU BASTARDS!!!
AAUUGGHH!!!
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
I suggested Indo post this because I laughed my ass right off when he PM'ed me with it. I thought he should share it with the rest of you.
My coworkers are back to giving me that sideways glance in the hallways because of the hysterical laughter heard coming from my office at random intervals throughout the day
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We do need a warning for posts like these... "warning if you are work... read in private".... At least my colleagues won't look at me wierd when I crack up
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There's lots of laughing where I work, but if your at your desk and laughing.....
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WHat the hell is a A Serta Mattress sheep?
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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Or ...if you close your office door, and come out flushed and sweating 30 minutes later, .......Originally Posted by tekkieman
oops! Did I say that out loud? 
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Originally Posted by tekkieman
You see it? Sitting right there on its ass, legs extended, SMILING AT ME? And lounging against the cat's food bowl, I'd like to add...
Dude! Are you on a desert island?!Originally Posted by thayne
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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The Serta Mattress commercial is only my favorite commercial
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Ok, now I need a close-up. Something I can work with here.....
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Originally Posted by tekkiemanOk, now I need a close-up. Something I can work with here.....
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Evidently. LOLDude! Are you on a desert island?!"Terminated!" :firing:
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No, Fresno is a desert inland!Originally Posted by indolikaaDude! Are you on a desert island?!Originally Posted by thayne
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Fresno?!
(In his best Johnny voice from Airplane II...)
Nobody goes to Fresno anymore. :P
Here you go, thayne...
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I was going to say something but the cat's been at the viagra again..
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Capmaster's got one of those clamping Serta sheep, but I don't know where he's been hiding it. Lately, I haven't wanted to know after seen a larger than usual bulge in Cap's pants. From what Dolly has told me, it's not Cap. :P
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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And your point is ......Originally Posted by DoramiusCapmaster's got one of those clamping Serta sheep, but I don't know where he's been hiding it. Lately, I haven't wanted to know after seen a larger than usual bulge in Cap's pants. From what Dolly has told me, it's not Cap. :P
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Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
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Were the heck do you have space for your manly stuff (aftershave, deoderant and playboy)Originally Posted by indolikaaOriginally Posted by tekkieman
You see it? Sitting right there on its ass, legs extended, SMILING AT ME? And lounging against the cat's food bowl, I'd like to add...
Dude! Are you on a desert island?!Originally Posted by thayne -
Indo....
1. Could the cat, in some sort of offering, plopped it there for you? (Our cat often brings us treats back from jaunts in the back yard)
2. What is your cat bowl doing on your bathroom countertop... what if your toothbrush fell in there....
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