Ever had a chick try and pick you up?

[Doramius]

I knew my wife before we dated. After my girlfriend and I separated and she went to Korea, my (future) wife asked me out and we shagged that first date. Forward girls are the girls you want to keep as long as they're not too aggresive. Too aggresive and you're dating Liza Minelli.

[indolikaa]

It happened a couple of times in high school, but I wrote it off as either a paid publicity stunt or someone so desparate for a date that'd she'd probably masturbate with a weed-whacker.

[Ripper2860]

... someone so desparate for a date that'd she'd probably masturbate with a weed-whacker.

OUCH !!!!

[tekkieman]

... someone so desparate for a date that'd she'd probably masturbate with a weed-whacker.

OUCH !!!!

Nice visual! I'm sure my eyes looked like Ripper's avatar!

No, not DVD_Ripper, that has relations with those in public office, the other Ripper (Ripper2860) who does the same thing, only he denies it because that'll get your ass kicked if you live in Texas

[The village idiot]

No, I' a walking freakshow. Even the sheep run away

[tekkieman]

No, I' a walking freakshow. Even the sheep run away

Here are some women for you who won't run away!

http://www.womenbehindbars.com

[northcat_8]

No, I' a walking freakshow. Even the sheep run away

Try leaving capmaster at home next time...

[The village idiot]

But rounding up a couple of sheep is MUCH easier if you have 2 or more people! You ever try catching a sheep by yourself?

[Doramius]

But rounding up a couple of sheep is MUCH easier if you have 2 or more people! You ever try catching a sheep by yourself?

As long as it hasn't been sheared yet, just grab the wool and pull them over. Back east there were some farms where we'd do mutton busting with the kids. That was fun to watch.

[zzyzzx]

For the maximum "ugly guy gets hot chicks because he's in a popular group" (also known as the Keith Richards effect), go to Japan, Russia or Ukraine.

All you guys, if you want to find someone the easy way, book a trip to Russia or Ukriaine. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. You'll probably have more than you can handle, so don't blame me if you come back and Willie is out of commission for a few weeks... or you return married

Noted for future reference and vacation plans. Go to former USSR and avoid touristy places.

[Roundabout]

For the maximum "ugly guy gets hot chicks because he's in a popular group" (also known as the Keith Richards effect), go to Japan, Russia or Ukraine.

All you guys, if you want to find someone the easy way, book a trip to Russia or Ukriaine. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. You'll probably have more than you can handle, so don't blame me if you come back and Willie is out of commission for a few weeks... or you return married

Noted for future reference and vacation plans. Go to former USSR and avoid touristy places.

And especially avoid France, right zzyzzx?
I'm really surprised more guys don't go over there. There are so many hot women your head will spin. And they don't dress in baggy jeans and T-shirts. If they go out, even to shop, they dress to the 9's. Skirts, Dresses, High Heels, the works.
Hell, even my wife won't go to the store here without makeup, hair done, dressed nicely, and this is 7 years later. So it's a habit that doesn't change.
I promise if you go over there, you'll have more action than you can handle. Interestingly, I know a number of Russian/American couples and it seems to me that their marriages are going better than most of the average American's marriages are. Some have been together for 10 years and more, and don't show any signs of slowing down.
I can vouch for that, myself...

[rallynavvie]

I spent one week in Japan a few years ago with an old high school friend as my guide. He had lived there since we got out of high school so he knew the terrain. Spent most of our time in Tokyo but the last few days spent visiting onsen (spas) ans ryoken north of the city. I'd consider myself somewhere in the middle for rugged American looks but apparently that means "be my American boyfriend now" in Japan. Threesomes, 4 times in one day, other feats that I don't think I can pull off anymore... Damn I had a lot of fun over there

[mrtristan]

Dude, you are so ******* lucky. It's always been a dream of mine to teach english in Japan, but I look exactly like everyone else over there. They don't believe that I'm an American, until they hear me speak fluent "engrish." Then my coolness climbs a few points, but not as much as you darned blue eyed gaijins. Either way I've got a ball and chain + kid now, so that dream is dead.

I spent one week in Japan a few years ago with an old high school friend as my guide. He had lived there since we got out of high school so he knew the terrain. Spent most of our time in Tokyo but the last few days spent visiting onsen (spas) ans ryoken north of the city. I'd consider myself somewhere in the middle for rugged American looks but apparently that means "be my American boyfriend now" in Japan. Threesomes, 4 times in one day, other feats that I don't think I can pull off anymore... Damn I had a lot of fun over there

[Alan69]

Interestingly, I know a number of Russian/American couples and it seems to me that their marriages are going better than most of the average American's marriages are.

Why is easy, they want to be married and have a stable life, and aren't as caught up in the silly crap many American girls are in to.

Look here if you don't understand how nice they are:

http://bride.ru/

Alan

[rallynavvie]

Dude, you are so ******* lucky. It's always been a dream of mine to teach english in Japan, but I look exactly like everyone else over there. They don't believe that I'm an American, until they hear me speak fluent "engrish." Then my coolness climbs a few points, but not as much as you darned blue eyed gaijins. Either way I've got a ball and chain + kid now, so that dream is dead.

I still don't have a ball and chain so I could go back there and re-live the whole experience, though maybe a little more toned down. Things could have gotten out of hand last time. I'm sure they love the Midwestern accent too. Suprisingly many of them speak somewhat passable English so it wasn't too hard to get picked up. Just spoke some of my broken Japanese and they could tell I was American and then they'd want to try their English with me, or something like that

And that friend of mine from school was from Japan, he moved to the US for high school so he could learn fluent American. He does consulting with American business over there now, pretty smart guy. Smart enough to know he could use me to pick up girls when I was over there. Gaijin!

[Devanshu]

I dont know what it is but when I try to get a date, it never works. But when I dont suspect it, I get asked out. So now I've given up and I let em come to me.

[Roundabout]

[quote="Alan69"]

Why is easy, they want to be married and have a stable life, and aren't as caught up in the silly crap many American girls are in to.

Look here if you don't understand how nice they are:

http://bride.ru/

Alan

Alan,

I agree with you 100%. The only thing keeping more of them from coming here, the INS gives you a lot of paperwork to do, once you decide to get married. But it's worth it, in the long run.

These are generalizations, but most Russian women are easier to please than American women, not as demanding or "high maintenance". Remember, I said generally, I don't want someone coming down on me saying "that's not true" - but it's been my experience, and most everyone I know that has married someone from over there is happy they did.

Any of you still single guys, I urge you to check it out, at least, to see what you are missing. You might be surprised.

Are you married to a Russian, Alan?

[tweedledee]

Drive this, it will change your life.

[Tommyknocker]

Drive this, it will change your life.

And if someone "t-bones" it, is life as you know it, now and forever over until you fix or replace it?

[tweedledee]

You can still pull the birds, even if you are short, fat, hunched back, buck toothed ,knockneed, ugly as sin and a pencil dick. With this car you are a STUD

[racer-x]

I've had quite a few women hit on me over the years. I remember back when I was single and in this Nightclub that I frequented. This waitress started hitting on me. She said, "I see you comming here every night picking up all these girls, when are you going to take me home"? Needless to say, I took her home that night.

[northcat_8]

I've had quite a few women hit on me over the years. I remember back when I was single and in this Nightclub that I frequented. This waitress started hitting on me. She said, "I see you comming here every night picking up all these girls, when are you going to take me home"? Needless to say, I took her home that night.

At a boy racer-x

i like the new avatar

[Capmaster]

I've had quite a few women hit on me over the years. I remember back when I was single and in this Nightclub that I frequented. This waitress started hitting on me. She said, "I see you comming here every night picking up all these girls, when are you going to take me home"? Needless to say, I took her home that night.

At a boy racer-x

i like the new avatar

Me too. Is that a pic of our comrade in arms himself getting ready to blast out an 8 second run?

[racer-x]

Capmaster wrote:

northcat_8 wrote:
racer-x wrote:
I've had quite a few women hit on me over the years. I remember back when I was single and in this Nightclub that I frequented. This waitress started hitting on me. She said, "I see you comming here every night picking up all these girls, when are you going to take me home"? Needless to say, I took her home that night.


At a boy racer-x

i like the new avatar

Me too. Is that a pic of our comrade in arms himself getting ready to blast out an 8 second run?

No, that's someone else's bike. I decided to animate the rear wheel to make it look more cool. It was a quick job of it, but you get the effect.

I actually don't have any good burnout pics of my old Racebike. I have some video of a good burnout, but it was taken by an old VHS camcorder and the quality was anything but good.

[Hardcoreruss]

I posted this a while back

https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=603066#603066