dog's best friend

[thayne]

Olive oyl is a fatass on my planet Cap. I'm a stick figure myself. I'm 6'5", but people have a hard time finding me. Must be the angle they're looking at me from. It's tough being 2-dimensional.

NOTE: Cap you're about to hit 4500 Posts. Wa-Hoo!

Drink more beer!

I went from 6' 135 pound to over 200 in 6 weeks by quiting smoking and drinking 6 beers a day!

I'm at about 175 - 180 now

[Capmaster]

Olive oyl is a fatass on my planet Cap. I'm a stick figure myself. I'm 6'5", but people have a hard time finding me. Must be the angle they're looking at me from. It's tough being 2-dimensional.

NOTE: Cap you're about to hit 4500 Posts. Wa-Hoo!

Drink more beer!

I went from 6' 135 pound to over 200 in 6 weeks by quiting smoking and drinking 6 beers a day!

I'm at about 175 - 180 now

6 feet tall and 180 is not fat ...unless 90% of it's just your ass. In which case you'd look like the letter "P" from the waist down. But I suspect it's distributed all over, so you don't need to worry yet.

[thayne]

Olive oyl is a fatass on my planet Cap. I'm a stick figure myself. I'm 6'5", but people have a hard time finding me. Must be the angle they're looking at me from. It's tough being 2-dimensional.

NOTE: Cap you're about to hit 4500 Posts. Wa-Hoo!

Drink more beer!

I went from 6' 135 pound to over 200 in 6 weeks by quiting smoking and drinking 6 beers a day!

I'm at about 175 - 180 now

6 feet tall and 180 is not fat ...unless 90% of it's just your ass. In which case you'd look like the letter "P" from the waist down. But I suspect it's distributed all over, so you don't need to worry yet.

No, I was telling him to drink more beer to gain weight. I didn't say I was fat. @ 200 lbs I was a bit chunky though

[northcat_8]

Damn, I look like a fat ass in that pic. I'm going to have find another one to post.

Maybe you'd be a fat ass on Olive Oyl's home planet, but ....dude ....what are you talking about, that huge beer belly maybe?

I'm 6'1 - 6'2 or so, and weigh 217. I weighed myself today on a accurate scale. So I'm not really fat, but I look swelled up in that pic.

I don't have a huge beer belly. But I will drink me some beer. We went to a place last night on campus. $3.00 pitchers 3 of us pounded pitcher after pitcher...and you guys should have seen the "wildlife" in that place!!! Holy shit the hot chicks in that place were wall to wall. Truely amazing. This one group of girls walked by and our table and another table just stood up and applauded...good god, I need to stay out of that place...just a matter of time until I get myself in trouble in there.

[Doramius]

Carbs trigger a reverse effect in me. It increases my metabolism more than usual. There is some medical term for it, but I could never pronounce it anyway. I weigh about 170lbs. from checking this morning. I'm supposed to be on a special diet that allows me to eat havey proteins and only certain carbs that will not immediately metabolize. I also have to have a lot of vegetable fiber. I eat a spinach salad with celery every day. But I also stock up on ribs and chicken. I still have to watch out for cholesterol, but my level is not bad at all. If it wasn't for my wife working around the medical field, I wouldn't have ever had it checked out.

[Capmaster]

Damn, I look like a fat ass in that pic. I'm going to have find another one to post.

Maybe you'd be a fat ass on Olive Oyl's home planet, but ....dude ....what are you talking about, that huge beer belly maybe?

I'm 6'1 - 6'2 or so, and weigh 217. I weighed myself today on a accurate scale. So I'm not really fat, but I look swelled up in that pic.

I don't have a huge beer belly. But I will drink me some beer. We went to a place last night on campus. $3.00 pitchers 3 of us pounded pitcher after pitcher...and you guys should have seen the "wildlife" in that place!!! Holy shit the hot chicks in that place were wall to wall. Truely amazing. This one group of girls walked by and our table and another table just stood up and applauded...good god, I need to stay out of that place...just a matter of time until I get myself in trouble in there.

I guess everything is relative. I didn't think you looked at all swelled up in the pic. Oh well, we all see ourselves differently than others. I've had people tell me they swear I'm Richard Dreyfuss' double. Another woman sitting next to me on a plane told me it was breathtaking how much I looked like Gary Sinise. I don't think I look like either one of them, but they swore up and down.

My sister gets mad at me all the time because I'm not more arrogant about my looks. The last time I saw her she was positively irritated at me. She said "Come on ...that's false modesty. You won't admit you have hollywood good-looks, like Brad Pitt. Admit it, dammit". I just sat there with my mouth open, speechless. I never thought I had "hollywood" good looks. Never. I couldn't believe she saw me that way. I knew she was always in my camp, but I had no idea she saw me as a hollywood stud. I love my sister

I think she's full of shit though, and prejudiced because she's my sister. (Gotta remember to send her a real nice gift this Christmas ). Everyone sees themselves and everyone else differently I suppose.

[northcat_8]

See, I'm on the other side of that mentality

I always tell females "You're welcome" and they say "what for?" and I reply "because you got to see me today."

Or "Come on now, I know I'm the best looking guy you've seen today."

last night my friend goes over to this table of girls and says "why don't you ladies come over to our table, we have to be more cool than these 3 guys." No fight broke out or anything, no one even got upset, but the girls did come over for a while. I introduced myself "Hey, I'm John, I'm the good looking one of the group...but you guys already knew that didn't you."

It's my sparkling personality that gets me by. Shear charm.

You know, it is kind of odd how my friends and I share many of the same personality traits, thoughts and mentality...there are 5-6 of us...6 if the one's wife lets him come out and play with us (she doesn't like us...says we are a "bad influence").

It's all done in fun though, I know I'm not a great looking guy...and none of you better thing I'm a good looking guy either I'm sure people see me with my wife and think "WTF??? She had to lose a bet"

[Doramius]

It's all done in fun though, I know I'm not a great looking guy...and none of you better thing I'm a good looking guy either I'm sure people see me with my wife and think "WTF??? She had to lose a bet"

In my case, I either won the lottery OR My wife felt sorry for me. Just be glad you made out good Northcat. I am.

[northcat_8]

I am. This morning she got out of the shower and got dressed for work. Had this blue blouse and a nice black skirt...nice and tight...and I just couldn't help it.....she tried to say "no" but I got her to cave...I have to say you know it is going to be a good day when you got some right before going to sleep and you get some more first thing when you wake up.

Today was a very good day

wonder if I can get some more tonight (I bet I can )

[Doramius]

The day seems to go by very well after a good cleaning of the tackle. Not sure exactly what it is, but it makes me a happy camper. If I mention the word SEX, my wife turns to me and says, "I'm for it."

[northcat_8]

If I mention the word SEX, my wife turns to me and says, "I'm for it."

When I say "SEX" around your wife she says "I'm for it, Doramius won't be home for hours."

:P :P :P

[Doramius]

If I mention the word SEX, my wife turns to me and says, "I'm for it."

When I say "SEX" around your wife she says "I'm for it, Doramius won't be home for hours."

:P :P :P

Then she gets her ORAL-B electric toothbrush and goes into the barthroom alone with my picture. I figured you'd have figured that out when your wife does the same thing. :P

[northcat_8]

If I mention the word SEX, my wife turns to me and says, "I'm for it."

When I say "SEX" around your wife she says "I'm for it, Doramius won't be home for hours."

:P :P :P

Then she gets her ORAL-B electric toothbrush and goes into the barthroom alone with my picture. I figured you'd have figured that out when your wife does the same thing. :P

I'm the one who used the toothbrush...her flow was heavy last month and a few clots got back in my molars

[Capmaster]

If I mention the word SEX, my wife turns to me and says, "I'm for it."

When I say "SEX" around your wife she says "I'm for it, Doramius won't be home for hours."

:P :P :P

Then she gets her ORAL-B electric toothbrush and goes into the barthroom alone with my picture. I figured you'd have figured that out when your wife does the same thing. :P

Ummm, she went into the bathroom with my picture

[indolikaa]

If I mention the word SEX, my wife turns to me and says, "I'm for it."

When I say "SEX" around your wife she says "I'm for it, Doramius won't be home for hours."

:P :P :P

Then she gets her ORAL-B electric toothbrush and goes into the barthroom alone with my picture. I figured you'd have figured that out when your wife does the same thing. :P

Ummm, she went into the bathroom with my picture

Hey! Now I know where my toothbrush went!

[gitreel]