Capmaster boyhood memories

[flaninacupboard]

Be kind, this was only done on 5 minutes of thinking about it.

Little Bo peep has lost her sheep
Cause Capmaster’s gone to f**k them
He took them home, to jump their bones,
And never be willing to share them.
Little Bo Peep, wanted her sheep
and laid crying on a hill.
She constructed a plan that involved her friend Flan
And dressed him up in vinyl.
Then up she took her little crook
Determined for to find them.
She found them indeed, but it made her heart bleed,
For she no longer needed them
It happened one day, as Bo peep did stray
and screwed Flan in a field of Rye
They shagged each other on the hillside
Cause Flan was a british guy
She heaved a sigh, and wiped her eye,
Of the giz that Flan was spewing
And did what she could,
As a shepherdess should,
and gave Cap and the sheep her blessing.

A chick who takes it in the face - i like it!!

Now if only it were real......

[northcat_8]

A chick who takes it in the face - i like it!!

Now if only it were real......

I know where you can find of few of these females flan...they are real and I know their names and where they live

[Doramius]

I've received quite a few pm's congratulating me for that one.

[flaninacupboard]

A chick who takes it in the face - i like it!!

Now if only it were real......

I know where you can find of few of these females flan...they are real and I know their names and where they live

hmmmm....

www.cohf.com ?

It's funny when you "accidentally" jizz on your girlfriends face....

[northcat_8]

Accidentally

Hell, some of the chicks I know request it

[Doramius]

I'm thinking of doing another one with some other post whores, but I haven't figured out which people to do it to and which nursery rhyme to use them with. I'm working on a Jack-be-nimble for Northcat as a milestone post count thing.

[Capmaster]

I'm thinking of having a t-shirt made with this one on it. Genius

[Doramius]

Took me a while, but here's Northcat's.

Northcat’s nimble.
His tongue is quick.
Watch out for his RedWing Lick.
Girl is little?
Just sit back.
Watch his tongue, split that crack.
Bleed it slowly.
Don’t make haste.
Monthly clots suit his taste.
May sound awful.
Don’t get sick.
Might get better with his dick.

[Capmaster]

Took me a while, but here's Northcat's.

Northcat’s nimble.
His tongue is quick.
Watch out for his RedWing Lick.
Girl is little?
Just sit back.
Watch his tongue, split that crack.
Bleed it slowly.
Don’t make haste.
Monthly clots suit his taste.
May sound awful.
Don’t get sick.
Might get better with his dick.

I don't know whether to vomit or applaud. I'll do both ....brbrrwaaaaaaaanice job ......clap.....clap ....clap ....bureawwwwwwww!!!

[northcat_8]

Awwwwwwwww, shucks Doramius....I'm honored

I have a problem with the last line though....and I know you were just trying to end it with "dick"........

But you always lick it before you stick it.

[Doramius]

Awwwwwwwww, shucks Doramius....I'm honored

I have a problem with the last line though....and I know you were just trying to end it with "dick"........

But you always lick it before you stick it.

I was hoping it implied that all of the licking went on before the sticking. "....might get better...." It was a difficult nursery rhyme to work with anyway. If it wasn't so damn long, I'm sure Cap would add his as a signature.