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[indolikaa]

That's my 3rd blank media order this week!

[Grimey]

Hmm...a bunch of lights on my printer are blinking and it's warning me that i'm almost out of colour ink. crap, now i have to go and buy a new cartridge...those things are expensive.

[indolikaa]

This is post 4200. I've taken mediocrity to new levels...

[gitreel]

8)

[Grimey]

I just noticed that with 250 more posts, the Word Association thread will have 10000 posts

[Ripper2860]

I feel bloated and uncomfortable.

[DVD_Ripper]

Hmmmm

[Ripper2860]

My wife says my spontaneous erections are a sign of a deeper problem.

[northcat_8]

Fuckity **** **** ****...awww **** it.

[DVD_Ripper]

I work with the hottest looking MILF

[VCDHunter]

I've left my bastard fags in the house today

[Capmaster]

Dolly has been beckoning me lately with that "come hither" look. It's driving me wild ......

[tekkieman]

I can't find anything decent to reply to this morning.

[Capmaster]

I can't find anything decent to reply to this morning.

Start a new topic like "Post a picture of your toilet" or something like that. Get the creative juices flowing amongst the OT lurkers this morning

[Ripper2860]

Note to self: Get oil changed on both cars.

[tekkieman]

I can't find anything decent to reply to this morning.

Start a new topic like "Post a picture of your toilet" or something like that. Get the creative juices flowing amongst the OT lurkers this morning

Please don't talk about getting juices flowing. It's been a couple of days.

[Capmaster]

My dog is laying at my feet looking like a bus hit him. Hamish is a master of the "veg". I'm wondering if I can reach up, snag the digicam and get off a shot without him moving.

Edit: Got it! I wish I could relax like that

[northcat_8]

My dog is laying at my feet looking like a bus hit him. Hamish is a master of the "veg". I'm wondering if I can reach up, snag the digicam and get off a shot without him moving.

Edit: Got it! I wish I could relax like that

Hey you have the lazy ass doorstopper breed too huh? I have 4 of those too.

[Capmaster]

Occasionally he dreams about doing something useful, like chasing intruders. I know because I can see his legs twitching while he sleeps Rough life ....

[offline]

Damn... there goes a boil.... and another. Pus eveywhere.
The taste is funny too! Oh man..what a stinky fart... ohh and
there is follow thru too. Bloody hell what a nightmare.
I Hate working nightshift at the old folks home, I much prefer
where I am now, a chef for taco bill's

[DVD_Ripper]

[tekkieman]

I'm over 73% OT posts. I started to think "Man, if I hit 100%, people will think I have no life!" So I posted a message in feedback. Now the best I can do in OT is 99.99999999%

[northcat_8]

Also looks like you dog's Give a Shit Factor is pretty close to zero.


We have 2 Yorkshire Terriers, a male and a female. We breed them and also stud out the male...now there's the ******* life right there. Because if he's not humping it or eating it...he's sleeping on it.

[DVD_Ripper]

Tekkieman... you could never do that 'cause your gonna be in the computer forum and someone will have a IDE controller issue or in the Media forum and someone will be using Princo and wonders why they have freezing... you won't be able to control yourself... you'll have to respond and help... you'll never get to 90% let alone 99.99999%

[babyboo]

I have a splitting headache

[tekkieman]

Tekkieman... you could never do that 'cause your gonna be in the computer forum and someone will have a IDE controller issue or in the Media forum and someone will be using Princo and wonders why they have freezing... you won't be able to control yourself... you'll have to respond and help... you'll never get to 90% let alone 99.99999%

Not likely! If I can ignore my wife nagging me for help, I can surely ignore some loser on a message board....no, I guess I can't! :P

[northcat_8]

I have a splitting headache

Husband was wanting sex huh?

I'm sorry, that wasn't nice...I'll punish myself....

[Capmaster]

I have a splitting headache

Husband was wanting sex huh?

I'm sorry, that wasn't nice...I'll punish myself....

Probably still a hangover from the Kickoff Meeting

[tekkieman]

I have a splitting headache

Husband was wanting sex huh?

I'm sorry, that wasn't nice...I'll punish myself....

Any excuse. huh northcat. :P

[northcat_8]

I have a splitting headache

Husband was wanting sex huh?

I'm sorry, that wasn't nice...I'll punish myself....

Any excuse. huh northcat. :P

OK...well now look...this is how it is.....

Yep...pretty much tekkie...although, I don't ever need an excuse.

Besides sex is the one thing that is completely universal and multi-cultural world wide. (for some of our slower viewers that means everyone has it in common).

Is it a #1 priority??? Well....that is highly subjective and situational but is very near the top and never quite sinks low enough to be #2 but is tied for #1 on occasion.

Procreation is also a primordial instinct...it is built into the foundation of our motivations...so don't blame me, I can't help it.