Class Officer's Kickoff Meeting

[Capmaster]

Well the class kickoff meeting went off without a hitch last night. Attendance was good (some would say too good since some uninvited people showed up).

We primarily focused on the motion to share the forum donation money and pay the moderators $20/hour. Unfortunately, we never got that far - Indo brought a 24-pack of wine coolers, and Cobra got the entire meeting shit-faced on his "Bath-tub" blend Liberties were taken with Ewelanda, and she's recovering right now under a doctor's care.

Consequently, nobody recorded the minutes of the meeting.

We all passed out and wandered home about 3am or so.

Here's the only picture we were still sober enough to take :

[Cobra]

Cobra got the entire meeting shit-faced on his "Bath-tub" blend

I... hate my... *hic*... liver...

[Grimey]

Why is Jack Valenti there?

[Capmaster]

Why is Jack Valenti there?

Party-crasher :P

[northcat_8]

Nice choppery Cap 8)

I downloaded Midget Clown Porn Volumes IV and V...which have not been released in theaters yet, but freakin Cobra and Indo got everyone too slobberknocked and we never did get to "screen" the videos.

I got home around 4:00am and Volume V is missing, I think Babyboo stole it...nobody smiles that much without some kind of "motivation".

I think Jack had Ewelanda in the coat room. You say she is under doctor's care....puncture wounds?....yep, had to be Jack...he's the only needle dicked bug ****** I've ever heard of.

[Capmaster]

Nice choppery Cap 8)

I downloaded Midget Clown Porn Volumes IV and V...which have not been released in theaters yet, but freakin Cobra and Indo got everyone too slobberknocked and we never did get to "screen" the videos.

I got home around 4:00am and Volume V is missing, I think Babyboo stole it...nobody smiles that much without some kind of "motivation".

I think Jack had Ewelanda in the coat room. You say she is under doctor's care....puncture wounds?....yep, had to be Jack...he's the only needle dicked bug ****** I've ever heard of.

I'm pretty sure you're right. I noticed that Jack smelled like hot vinyl later on. And there was fecal matter on Dolly's back, so I think old Jack might be a kinky old fuckstick.

I noticed you clutching that package to your chest. I was curious if it might be some good porn, or if you had brought some Redwinger instructional videos for the uninitiated (sort of the video version of that most helpful post you put up about the proper techniques of cunnilingus when Aunt Flo is visiting)

I would have never guessed that babyboo would be interested in midget clown porn. She looks so "wholesome" in her picture

[tekkieman]

I think Jack had Ewelanda in the coat room.

No, Northcat, It was you in the coat closet with the coat check lady. Here's the pic to prove it!



Ok, it kinda sucks, but this is my first attempt at this kinda thing. I'll learn in time.....

[DVD_Ripper]

I think Jack had Ewelanda in the coat room.

No, Northcat, It was you in the coat closet with the coat check lady. Here's the pic to prove it!



Ok, it kinda sucks, but this is my first attempt at this kinda thing. I'll learn in time.....

Northcat... she's a hottie

[DVD_Ripper]

Also, is that Babyboo I see in the back of the room.... did she contribute to the meeting?

[tekkieman]

Northcat... she's a hottie

Well DVD_Ripper, you said I needed to learn it. You said a picture was worth a thousand words.....

[northcat_8]

I don't carry the RWA videos with me. No need, I'm the one teaching the techniques in most of them

WHOLESOME Apparently you missed it when she tied Jack down and forced him to fire up kazaa and made him download and watch homosexual pedifiliac beastiality porn...what kind of person does that Cap? Those goats were just kids for christ's sake.

Don't let babyboo fool you...that chick is out there...I found her website and look what else....

http://www.babyboo.com/downloads/s&m/fetishes/midget_clown_volume5.ISO

I just have to wonder what kind of ethics a person has if she STEALS a movie that someone else pirated No honor amongst thieves I guess


(PS - I will groan myself for the "goats were just kids" comment... )

[DVD_Ripper]

Northcat... she's a hottie

Well DVD_Ripper, you said I needed to learn it. You said a picture was worth a thousand words.....

Excellent first attempt... I look forward to the ongoing retaliation

[northcat_8]

Northcat... she's a hottie

Well DVD_Ripper, you said I needed to learn it. You said a picture was worth a thousand words.....

Excellent first attempt... I look forward to the ongoing retaliation

sucks....I am behind a proxy blocking the pic right now...but just wait til I get home

[Capmaster]

Also, is that Babyboo I see in the back of the room.... did she contribute to the meeting?

Yep. It's fuzzy, but I seem to vaguely remember her shooting spitballs at the back of Valenti's head. He didn't even notice, proving the theory that Jack's dead from the neck up

[DVD_Ripper]

[tekkieman]

(PS - I will groan myself for the "goats were just kids" comment... )

I missed that the first time I read it!

[northcat_8]

tekkie was "kind enough" to email me the pic so I wouldn't be left out in the cold until I got home....

First let me say: WTF is wrong with her? What you guys are above grandmas? Well you better get ready then...you will eventually grow old and be a grandma ****** too.

ALL and I repeat ALL Mother Fuckers become Grandma Fuckers...so listen up Mother fuckers...your time is coming.

secondly: if she took her dentures out and played your skin flute for you, you guys wouldn't be making fun...you'd be in line

[babyboo]

Don't let babyboo fool you...that chick is out there...I found her website and look what else....

http://www.babyboo.com/downloads/s&m/fetishes/midget_clown_volume5.ISO

I just have to wonder what kind of ethics a person has if she STEALS a movie that someone else pirated No honor amongst thieves I guess

Great...now I'll be over my monthly allotted bandwidth within a couple of hours. I guess CapMaster's just going to have to pay me more if he wants me to continue hosting his home movies

Oh...and BTW...Jack was wearing entirely too much cheap cologne. Next time I want to sit somewhere else

[tekkieman]

Great...now I'll be over my monthly allotted bandwidth within a couple of hours.

Careful babyboo! Now that northcat knows you're a woman, his ears perk up when you mention monthly anything....

[northcat_8]

Next time I want to sit somewhere else

I would like to be recognized for leaving that comment alone. I know most you can appreciate how difficult it was for me to not respond with a typical Northcat response.

See I am trying

[northcat_8]

it's killing me....but I...am.....still.......resisting..........need.... to...refocus.....

[indolikaa]

I'd still like to know who spraypainted the lovely ice sculpture of Chairman Mao...

[Capmaster]

I'd still like to know who spraypainted the lovely ice sculpture of Chairman Mao...

That was Will. He was trying to make it anatomically correct, but ....well .....

[Doramius]

I'd have been there, but I was celebrating my 1000th post at a blackjack table and ended up $80+. It was a good night for me. 8)