Hit 1000 and didn't even know it.

[Capmaster]

That's from some newbies I had earlier, and I'm a little lactose intolerant.

You're not supposed to eat that cheese

[northcat_8]

ADKINS DIET
TESTAMONIALS


BEFORE



AFTER



Tekkieman lost 43 pounds in 3 days on the Adkins Diet plan.

This diet plan is so easy anyone can lose weight. Never go hungry again.

Just send 37 easy payments of $19.999 (gas price syntax) to:

Eat Yourself Skinny
666 Screwinguoutofyourmoney Lane
Noethics, Virginia 739.963

[Doramius]

Northcat, US postal zipcodes have only 5 digits in sequence and businesses have block code of 4 digits. it would look similar to this: 25777-1818

I thought you were in the states. Are you in the 51st, eh?

[tekkieman]

Northcat is in an undisclosed location now that the authorities are looking for him. For shame northcat! You being a teacher, should know we have laws against this kind of thing!

http://www.lordsco.com/hosted/roger_youth.mp3

[northcat_8]

Northcat, US postal zipcodes have only 5 digits in sequence and businesses have block code of 4 digits. it would look similar to this: 25777-1818

I thought you were in the states. Are you in the 51st, eh?

you're hopeless Doramius

the zip code "739.963" is what 37 x 19.999 equals

But thanks for the postal civics lesson

[northcat_8]

Northcat is in an undisclosed location now that the authorities are looking for him. For shame northcat! You being a teacher, should know we have laws against this kind of thing!

http://www.lordsco.com/hosted/roger_youth.mp3

that's alright tekkie...you've about run out of audio material

[tekkieman]

Northcat is in an undisclosed location now that the authorities are looking for him. For shame northcat! You being a teacher, should know we have laws against this kind of thing!

http://www.lordsco.com/hosted/roger_youth.mp3

that's alright tekkie...you've about run out of audio material

Not so! I've been writing an app that will separate out each word and create a vocabulary list, so then I'll be able to type a sentence in the order I want, and it will assemble the clips in the correct order. I'll be able to make you say anything I want (assuming the word is in the list)!

[flaninacupboard]

it's a northcat/stephen hawking hybrid system!!

[Doramius]

Great, Northcat with the voice of 'Speak-n-Spell'.

[tekkieman]

The other way...Spell and Speak with the voice of Northcat.

[Doramius]

After SCAT and porn, both Northcat and technology have gone down hill, but heck I'm interested in seeing the finished result. :P

[northcat_8]

**in mechanical stephen hawking voice **

Aye Wood Like TOSEE Youuu Trie That Tek Kie Man. Shood Be Neet.


On a side note, a device like this would be great because the machine would emphasize sylabols by word rather than in the structure of the sentence...that would be much easier than faking sincerity myself.