Vote for Class Vice President

[tekkieman]

So how about it Mr. President? Northcat for Foreign Relations?

Yeah Cap, make him Ambassedor to Greece!


No offence Sat!

[Capmaster]

So how about it Mr. President? Northcat for Foreign Relations?

Yeah Cap, make him Ambassedor to Greece!


No offence Sat!

I was thinking ambassador to RWAnda

[northcat_8]

I just saw your change of status tekkieman

Happy to contribute

[tekkieman]

So how about it Mr. President? Northcat for Foreign Relations?

Yeah Cap, make him Ambassedor to Greece!


No offence Sat!

I was thinking ambassador to RWAnda

<groan>

[tekkieman]

I just saw your change of status tekkieman

Happy to contribute

Yeah, you've provided my last two member statuses (stati?).

Drain on Economy - for your chastizing over posting instead of working.

French Maid - for your brilliant make-up job. You seem to have had a lot of practice somewhere.

Your posts provide me with ample material. Thanks.

[northcat_8]

French Maid - for your brilliant make-up job. You seem to have had a lot of practice somewhere.

Well, sometimes I dress in drag and go to lesbian bars to pick up chicks

[tekkieman]

French Maid - for your brilliant make-up job. You seem to have had a lot of practice somewhere.

Well, sometimes I dress in drag and go to lesbian bars to pick up chicks

...and if you actually succeed, how do you explain why your "strap-on" doesn't unstrap?

Oh, and please spare us how after the experience they're no longer lesbians, that's as old and dry as your grandmother, trust me, I know!

[Capmaster]

Northcat - you could always modify a garter belt to make it look like your tool unstraps. That'd at least keep you in the game long enough that it wouldn't matter anymore. Once she's had an OT Post Whore ...........

OMG - I just looked up and saw that number 4,000 is looming for me Holy shit - how did that happen? I'm baffled at how they ratchet up so quickly.

I'd better start thinking about my milestone post.

[tekkieman]

Northcat - you could always modify a garter belt to make it look like your tool unstraps. That'd at least keep you in the game long enough that it wouldn't matter anymore. Once she's had an OT Post Whore ...........

OMG - I just looked up and saw that number 4,000 is looming for me Holy shit - how did that happen? I'm baffled at how they ratchet up so quickly.

I'd better start thinking about my milestone post.

I was going to mention that to you Capmaster, but I figured you knew what your post count was. Seems like just last week, I was reading your lame ass 3,000th post. Actually, ok, it was last week! :P

[Capmaster]

Northcat - you could always modify a garter belt to make it look like your tool unstraps. That'd at least keep you in the game long enough that it wouldn't matter anymore. Once she's had an OT Post Whore ...........

OMG - I just looked up and saw that number 4,000 is looming for me Holy shit - how did that happen? I'm baffled at how they ratchet up so quickly.

I'd better start thinking about my milestone post.

I was going to mention that to you Capmaster, but I figured you knew what your post count was. Seems like just last week, I was reading your lame ass 3,000th post. Actually, ok, it was last week! :P

I'd never pretend to be another Indolikaa, with his indexed, 300-page posts

My 4,000th post post promises to be equally lame. And yes, it was last week

[northcat_8]

...and if you actually succeed, how do you explain why your "strap-on" doesn't unstrap?

Oh, and please spare us how after the experience they're no longer lesbians, that's as old and dry as your grandmother, trust me, I know!

WTF are you talking about? You never want to convert them hell that would thin the population. 90% of lesbians are bi anyway. Just have to dodge the Bull Dykes but you can pick them out easily enough. Oh I know there will be someone who says "no they aren't" but once again I remind "every no is 2 shots from a maybe every maybe is 2 shots......"

Convert a lesbian tekkie tekkie tekkie...I am very disappointed in your lack of vision...it's disgraceful...I expect much greater vision from someone who dresses like a french maid on the weekends

[tekkieman]

Northcat - If you're really nice, I might tell you the story of the time I rented a room in a house full of lesbians....

[Doramius]

-Tekkie, Did they look dykish or were they actually pretty good looking? If they were good looking, did you make 'toad in the hole'?

-Hey North, The reason I'm an un-official RWA member is because:

First: I have to use a damp cloth to clean out most of the discharge and clots.
Second: I've only tried it with my wife.

However, I have done the labia lick during Flo's visit. Maybe only 2 or 3 times total since we've been together, but I have done it. Not that you really need to know, but I figured it would clear a few things up.

[northcat_8]

-Hey North, The reason I'm an un-official RWA member is because:

First: I have to use a damp cloth to clean out most of the discharge and clots.
Second: I've only tried it with my wife.

However, I have done the labia lick during Flo's visit. Maybe only 2 or 3 times total since we've been together, but I have done it. Not that you really need to know, but I figured it would clear a few things up.

I knew you were a red winger. Matter of fact every man or woman who has sampled the whisker biscuit is a red winger...maybe they weren't there during the great flood but they are only 2-3 days removed from it. I just love to pick at folks who try to give the appearance of moralistic behavior. They just don't like to talk about it, or think about it in cold hard realistic fashion.

[tekkieman]

-Tekkie, Did they look dykish or were they actually pretty good looking? If they were good looking, did you make 'toad in the hole'?

Most of them (4 couples) looked pretty good. The only one who even remotely acted "dykish" was the one who owned the house (my cousin), although she is still pretty hot (not blood related, so I can say that....). They ran a lesbian bookstore out the house. Nothing like endless reading material!

If they were good looking, did you make 'toad in the hole'?

I might just save that for a book. It was pretty funny though. My girlfriend (now wife, 13 years today!) used to get a lot of looks going through the house. When we would come out of my room, my cousin would say things like "So, you two been scroggin' in there?". I used to stay up late at night talking to her "significant other". Interesting conversations.

[northcat_8]

I used to stay up late at night talking to her "significant other". Interesting conversations.

Yea right

You don't have to lie to us tekkie, we are not judgemental....well, except for Tommyknocker and more recently Doramius (but I think in Doramius' case it's just a phase )

[tekkieman]

I used to stay up late at night talking to her "significant other". Interesting conversations.

Yea right

You don't have to lie to us tekkie, we are not judgemental....well, except for Tommyknocker and more recently Doramius (but I think in Doramius' case it's just a phase )

Nope. No lie. At times, my now wife would join us for these....erm...conversations.

[Doramius]

I'm moralistic and judgemental. I judge everyone equally as being less than me and whatever I deem is proper are the proper morals in which one is to follow. But I am humble and accept the fact that others are below me and I try to help and set them on the good path to becoming LIKE ME. Sometimes I let a few ride the bad path, just because it makes me laugh and have some action and adventure to life.

[inner monolog]
I'm glad my wife's not here, she'd beat me through the floor for that comment.

[northcat_8]

Nope. No lie. At times, my now wife would join us for these....erm...conversations.

So you got a threesome with a hot lesbian and your wife??

You lucky bastard. now I'm jealous

[northcat_8]

I'm moralistic and judgemental. I judge everyone equally as being less than me and whatever I deem is proper are the proper morals in which one is to follow. But I am humble and accept the fact that others are below me and I try to help and set them on the good path to becoming LIKE ME. Sometimes I let a few ride the bad path, just because it makes me laugh and have some action and adventure to life.

sorry I appologize for getting too big for my britches (so to speak)...my mistake was living the illusion that we were all equal...and I knew better than that...stupid northcat stupid.....

[inner monolog]
I'm glad my wife's not here, she'd beat me through the floor for that comment.

My wife just looks at me like I'm 12 years old and makes the "Umm-hmmm" sound with that look I use to get when my mother knew I was lying. She doesn't beat me anymore...she learned the hard way that I can't do the dishes or fold clothes with a broken arm

[Doramius]

sorry I appologize for getting too big for my britches (so to speak)...my mistake was living the illusion that we were all equal...and I knew better than that...stupid northcat stupid.....

Don't worry, you're one of those I let go down the bad path for the adventure. You may have strayed a little too far, but it's still fun. That just shows you're above most normal folk.

I'm usually the one who does the laundry, and my wife tries not to get me upset because she doesn't like to do it. If she tells me I have to do laundry, I just do mine and my son's clothes. If she asks me to do hers I tell her, "once you've finished ironing my shirt." I usually get a punch in the arm for that, but then it's sex and I do her laundry. At that point I'm no longer upset.

[tekkieman]

I'm usually the one who does the laundry, and my wife tries not to get me upset because she doesn't like to do it.

If you want to get out of doing laundry for life, ruin some of her more expensive clothes!

I am never asked to do laundry under any circumstances! 8)

The same principle works for doing dishes, but that's another lesson.

[Doramius]

I have no problem doing it. I just feel like being a prick at times. I'm anal about my laundry and she knows that, so she knows I'd be the person least likely to mess up the clothes. I don't fade colors, shrink fabric, or get rough & stiff feeling clothes. I don't iron anything though. I can, but don't. What's funny is if I have to go to work quick and need my wife to iron it, I'll just throw on a shirt and head for the door. My wife can't stand me walking out in a wrinkled dress shirt. I have no problem with it, but boy does she get irked. She was upset at me one time and wouldn't do it. I got all the way down to the car and was about to start it when she opened the door and said, not to go until she's done ironing my shirt. 8)