Vote for class President

[Grimey]

What time will the polls be closing?

[tekkieman]

What time will the polls be closing?

Planning a last minute stuffing of the ballot box?

[Capmaster]

The fat lady has sung. See the election vote total thread.

[Doramius]

Mine was dimpled on the Bob Dole slot and the form was confusing, I want a recount. I demand that Cap has won fairly.
{whisper to Doramius}
He won?....Oh... congrats Cap.

[Capmaster]

Mine was dimpled on the Bob Dole slot and the form was confusing, I want a recount. I demand that Cap has won fairly.
{whisper to Doramius}
He won?....Oh... congrats Cap.

Thanks Doramius

I for one wouldn't want to get involved inspecting the OT post whores' dangling chads

[flaninacupboard]

Captain! There's Klingons on the starboard cheek!!

[Capmaster]

Captain! There's Klingons on the starboard cheek!!

Quick. Somebody bump the "Courtesy Flush" thread so we can brush up. This thread is spiraling .......

[flaninacupboard]

But is it spiralling clockwise or anti-clockwise?!

[Capmaster]

But is it spiralling clockwise or anti-clockwise?!

Counter-clockwise for us

[flaninacupboard]

I'll remember to correct Kirk that it should be the counter-matter engines he's worrying about....

[Capmaster]

I'll remember to correct Kirk that it should be the counter-matter engines he's worrying about....

"Anti-clockwise" might be correct if it vaporized clocks when it came into contact with them

Damn brits. We have to constantly correct you on the proper way to speak your own damn language. Sheesh.

[flaninacupboard]

But clockwise is a motion not a physical object.

An anti-clock would be good fun though......

[Capmaster]

But clockwise is a motion not a physical object.

An anti-clock would be good fun though......

Would an anti-clock show anti-time?

[Doramius]

anti-time you want it to!
okay. sorry, another bad joke from me.

You want a good joke? Three men walk into a bar. It takes the third guy a moment to realize no women walk in.

[flaninacupboard]

But clockwise is a motion not a physical object.

An anti-clock would be good fun though......

Would an anti-clock show anti-time?

i suppose so. the environment wopuld conspire to move the hands backard and charge up the batteries.....

[Capmaster]

anti-time you want it to!

[offline]

Beware Toxic Waste

This thread has been condemned and will soon be dismantled and
taken away.

By Order.

[gitreel]

Make sure to use a static warp shell to seal the rupture between time and anti-time.

[Doramius]

How would we contain time? We have our traditional solid time kept by regular clocks. Anti-time I guess would be our theoretical anti-clocks. Liquid time would have to refer to the work of Salvador Dali. Gassous time,....well.....we'll find out once the problems in the middle east are over.

[gitreel]

Gassous time,....well.....we'll find out once the problems in the middle east are over.

The problems over there will never be over. The people have been fighting long before our ancestors were ever thought of.

[Doramius]

Maybe if we turns the hands back in time we can force them to live peacefully. Then when we come back to the future we can storm their country, rape their women, and steal all of their oil.

[flaninacupboard]

Maybe if we turns the hands back in time we can force them to live peacefully. Then when we come back to the future we can storm their country, rape their women, and steal all of their oil.

Aren't you americans doing that anyway?

[gitreel]

Maybe if we turns the hands back in time we can force them to live peacefully. Then when we come back to the future we can storm their country, rape their women, and steal all of their oil.

Aren't you americans doing that anyway?

Not all of us.

[Grimey]

Maybe if we turns the hands back in time we can force them to live peacefully. Then when we come back to the future we can storm their country, rape their women, and steal all of their oil.

Aren't you americans doing that anyway?

Thats what I was thinking too.....but I didn't have the guts to go there.

[northcat_8]

Maybe if we turns the hands back in time we can force them to live peacefully. Then when we come back to the future we can storm their country, rape their women, and steal all of their oil.

Aren't you americans doing that anyway?

HEY

I haven't touched their oil

[Doramius]

We haven't gone back in time yet.

[flaninacupboard]

you haven't touched oil from the middle east?! you drive an ELECTRIC pickup truck?!

[gitreel]

It could be solar powered.

[northcat_8]

you haven't touched oil from the middle east?! you drive an ELECTRIC pickup truck?!

Yea Flan I drive an electric truck

I stormed their country and raped their women....but I know nothing of this "stolen oil" you speak of.

**northcat with unexpected disappointment**

[Doramius]

I stormed their country, raped their women, and my car sucks juice like an AA member locked in a liquor store over the weekend. But again, I have not turned back the hands of time. I'm just saying we should.