Vote for class President

[BJ_M]

bite me 8)

Did you submit your pic for the class photo? That's the requirement for running.

Maybe you can fix whatever is keeping Treebeard from adding Cobra to the poll.

to add cobra i would have to remove someone ...

[tekkieman]

bite me 8)

Did you submit your pic for the class photo? That's the requirement for running.

Maybe you can fix whatever is keeping Treebeard from adding Cobra to the poll.

to add cobra i would have to remove someone ...

As I said, I don't expect any votes for president, and I am still holding out for title of ruthless dictator, so for the president poll, you could replace me with Cobra.

[BJ_M]

..............and so it shall be done ....


insert cobra
return

fix results
done

[gitreel]

We should have a class clown poll.

[Capmaster]

We should have a class clown poll.

I thought we were all class clowns over here in OT

[Guest]

We should have a class clown poll.

I thought we were all class clowns over here in OT

weell need more than one vote each for that.

[Ripper2860]

Can I be the class SLUT?? How about the class Drunk? Teacher's Pet? Come on something? Anything? Patrol Boy. A/V Boy?

Hey -- how about a year book ...

You know we can draw horns and mustaches on folks pictures, and write non-sensical shit that we don't really mean like ...

See ya Next Year!
Have a Great Summer!
UR 2Good + 2Be = 4gotten
I screwed your goat friend

We could have a Prom and coronate the Class King and Queen -- Perhaps Capmaster and Dollie!!

Take the Senior trip to Northcat's house and get shit-faced and then roll on over to Indo's for some Pyrotechnics. Then we can go over to Dr. Gee's for some "Thong" fun !! He always get's the chicks !!

[gitreel]

Can I be the class SLUT?? How about the class Drunk? Teacher's Pet? Come on something? Anything? Patrol Boy. A/V Boy?

Hey -- how about a year book ...

You know we can draw horns and mustaches on folks pictures, and write non-sensical shit that we don't really mean like ...

See ya Next Year!
Have a Great Summer!
UR 2Good + 2Be = 4gotten
I screwed your goat friend

We could have a Prom and coronate the Class King and Queen -- Perhaps Capmaster and Dollie!!

Take the Senior trip to Northcat's house and get shit-faced and then roll on over to Indo's for some Pyrotechnics. Then we can go over to Dr. Gee's for some "Thong" fun !! He always get's the chicks !! !

The pyrotechnics would be neat. We just have to be different than great white and not burn the place down.

[Capmaster]

All outstanding suggestions Rip. How about the class scribe? In ancient Egypt the scribe was a very respected member of the pharaoh's court. I can't think of a better person for the job

I especially like the rowdy road trip idea - Ohio to Northcat's, then swing down to Arizona and wake up Indo at 3am Wait ....he has a gun, right?

[tekkieman]

Now remember, this is an international trip. Guess we'll be having toad in the hole for breakfast!

[888888]

I am honored to be nominated for post whore class president. While other candidates may try to wow you with their good looks, video and computer knowledge, and perfect posture, I will deal with the facts, and my commitment for reform.

So without further a do, here is my platform 2005.

1. Everyone must have a signature that includes a 300x300 picture of some kind of pornographic act preferably anal in nature. This will foster greater community spirit. Pictures of latex animal sex are also very acceptable.

2. The forum will now include a continuosly looping MIDI of AC\DC's "Back in Black". Turning off your speakers will result in banning.

3. Anybody who does not have an AMD processer is banned.

4. A sticky will be created called "How to backup rented films."

5. The VideoHelp MEDIA section will now be the page you come to when you go to "videohelp.com". This also includes dvdhelp and vcdhelp.

6. A forum mascot will be created.

7. Create a new METAL forum with Housepig as mod.

If I become your president, all of these changes and more will make our lives better Baldrick willing.

I nominate Politick.org member 888888 to be my vice president.

I may get more bright ideas any second so stay tuned.

[BJ_M]

capmaster has been cheating

[northcat_8]

Come on out boys. There is nothing out here to burn down. I have 60 acre fields on all sides of me. By the way, for those of you that saw or more importantly heard my drive to work, the guy who built the house on the corner is selling it. I asked him why He said "Well you are down the street shooting guns at all hours day and night, 10 different people ride horses up and down this road everyday...it's like we moved to the wild west." I said "out here these things are ROADS...not streets" go back to the city jackass. So now with "Captain Be Quiet" gone we are free to blow shit up all night long and not get that annoying visit from the local sheriffs department (my cousin) telling me there has been a complaint, before joining us in the pyro show.

Funny story I have to share. Spoke to my cousin the other day. Apparently while we were gone to TN he had a huge party. The music was very loud and Captain Be Quiet called the Sheriff's department to complain. The Sheriff's department called my cousin to go out to where the music was coming from and ask them if they would turn it down

Also no worries about a dry community here. There is one just north of where I live, but my area has a large German Catholic population...so beer flows freely around here. Indo may be in trouble...folks won't think too highly of someone drinking wine coolers.

[tgpo]

I've got 4 votes Who knew that I could vote for myself 4 times.

[Cobra]

I could always take care of security...

[DVD_Ripper]

Then we can go over to Dr. Gee's for some "Thong" fun !! He always get's the chicks !!

Its true... every single picture (except his boat / house pics) he his arm around some babe.... he's like the "Clinton Canidate" for this presidency.

[Capmaster]

Now remember, this is an international trip. Guess we'll be having toad in the hole for breakfast!

Road Trip Menu:

Breakfast - Toad in the Hole (provided we can find cumberland sausage, that is)

Lunch - Beer

Supper - Beer

They say breakfast is the most important meal

No chance we'd be a rowdy, unruly bunch. I can see it now -
Highway Patrolman: "What is that in the back seat, sir?"
Northcat: That's Dolly ...ummmm, errrrr ....our companion.
Highway Patrolman: "Dolly? It looks like plastic. How come it has a beer"
Tekkieman: "Vinyl ....and that's Heineken in her hoof"
Highway Patrolman: "OK. Step out of the car please, and keep your hands in plain sight"

I've got 4 votes Who knew that I could vote for myself 4 times

I voted for you 4 times. That picture of you is just soooo damn cute ...... If this forum was made up of mostly females, I wouldn't have a chance against tgpo. Nobody here would, judging by the pics (except maybe Treebeard)

[indolikaa]

I'm sure we could find suitable accomodations out here for a videohelp.com Red Wingers convention / vinyl fuckfest / multistage thermonuclear testing session / Perfect Thong exhibition / excessive alcohol binging / mixed gravy packet chewing contest / politicking.org debating / French-Canadian bashing / porn exchange...

...party.


Bring your own tent. And a horse. Four hundred square miles is a lot of ranchland to navigate, and we don't take kindly to ATVs. Them's make good target practice.

[northcat_8]

He said to bring your own "HORSE" Capmaster not SHEEP.

Get the wool out of your eyes

[tekkieman]

He said to bring your own "HORSE" Capmaster not SHEEP.

Get the wool out of your eyes

Thanks for the visual northcat - I can just see cap "riding" his sheep all over the ranch !

[Capmaster]

He said to bring your own "HORSE" Capmaster not SHEEP.

Get the wool out of your eyes

Get enough bourbon and they all look the same

[indolikaa]

He said to bring your own "HORSE" Capmaster not SHEEP.

Get the wool out of your eyes

Get enough bourbon and they all look the same

That's fucked up...

[DVD_Ripper]

So CAP is on his way to possible victory....

What's the next step?

Approvals from Mr B?
Then acceptance speech?
Then Inauguration (sp)?
Then, about 6 weeks from now a good
scandal would be nice (sheep in the
white house, etc)
Impeachment hearings, testimony....

It will be glorious and should me put me past 1000 posts

[Capmaster]

DVD-Ripper - you might get caught up in the scandal

By the way, someone wake up Cobra and tell him it's OK to vote for himself. I hate seeing "0" after his name

[thayne]

As your president my first action will be to pass a law requiring any and all female members of this forum to post nude photos of themselves before being allowed to post in OT.

You wanna see boobies??? Vote for thayne....

[Doramius]

I'm voting for Cap. I almost had a thought about running for the class president, but as soon as I realized it was gas I let it pass. Aaahhhh!

[Cobra]

Road Trip Menu:

Breakfast - Toad in the Hole (provided we can find cumberland sausage, that is)

Lunch - Beer

Supper - Beer

In the wise words of Bender: "Ahh, the sun has gone down. Time to move on to hard liquor!". Supper should be comprised of vodka and whisky, with beer for starters.

Cobra

[northcat_8]

He said to bring your own "HORSE" Capmaster not SHEEP.

Get the wool out of your eyes

Thanks for the visual northcat - I can just see cap "riding" his sheep all over the ranch !

No shit

All of us mounted up on our quarter horses to go trail riding and here comes Capmaster riding his suffolk ram out of the barn to join us Saddle, bridle, stirrups, even a lasso rope on the saddle horn, capmaster in his walmart purchased cowboy outfit with that little cardboard cowboy sherriff's hat

Man I have to quit drinking and posting...I'm having too much fun all by myself

[tekkieman]

That's ok northcat, some of us are still here with you.

[Capmaster]

I'm voting for Cap. I almost had a thought about running for the class president, but as soon as I realized it was gas I let it pass. Aaahhhh!

I hope you at least tried to light it and help with the energy crisis. Forum-lurking blue darts are the best

In the wise words of Bender: "Ahh, the sun has gone down. Time to move on to hard liquor!". Supper should be comprised of vodka and whisky, with beer for starters.

Yes, of course. Silly me

Saddle, bridle, stirrups, even a lasso rope on the saddle horn, capmaster in his walmart purchased cowboy outfit with that little cardboard cowboy sherriff's hat

Who's been peeking in my closet