Dick Blow?!!!

[Capmaster]

tasering yourself in the nuts would be no picnic either

Maybe, but I'm intrigued....I'd try it just once for the experience.....

If you don't have a taser handy, you can probably accomplish the same thing by humping the bug zapper

Of course if your wife came out there and you were 10 feet off the ground, going to town on the thing, she'd probably call the white coat guys

[tekkieman]

tasering yourself in the nuts would be no picnic either

Maybe, but I'm intrigued....I'd try it just once for the experience.....

If you don't have a taser handy, you can probably accomplish the same thing by humping the bug zapper

Of course if your wife came out there and you were 10 feet off the ground, going to town on the thing, she'd probably call the white coat guys

When I was in tech school, we used to have contest with power supplies, clamping the alligator clips to our tongues, and cranking up the voltage (minimal amperage). Guess we never thought about how else we could use them. Used to do the same thing with the magnetos in radio telephones! Now that hurts!

[flaninacupboard]

it wouldn't be that bad. applied a tazer to myself many times (not the barbed type, just exposed prongs) including my leg while it was in plaster
It's a shock more than anything else.

[Capmaster]

When I was in 8th grade I got this phony deck of cards. It had a nudie pic on the outside of the box where you supposedly slide the cards out by gripping the two metal buttons. Inside was a AA battery and a spark coil. Sliding out the "deck" released the switch and it started buzzing. It must have generated 20KV or so - a real zap! It was the hit of my fellow 8th graders in the lunch room that day until the teacher confiscated it. I never got it back ...or replaced it I think it was the same teacher that confiscated my Mad books collection I brought one day. Looking back, I might just have had a teacher like Northcat - with a hell of a collection of cool stuff at home

[flaninacupboard]

Yeah, those teachers were mean. they confiscated a bunch of porn when we went on a trip to Germany......

My tazer was 100,000V off a 9V battery.

[Doramius]

Didn't they do something like that on Jacka** the TV series? I never really watched the show, but flipping channels one day it looked like they were using one of those electric muscle stimulators on a guys genitals at full strength. It made one guy puke like crazy. He was describing his nuts 2 days later as purple and swollen and he might go see a doctor in a day or 2 if the swelling didn't go down. Open up a tube TV and grab the contacts of the flyback transformer. I actually got my right arm caught on some contacts trying to repair a TV. My arm flew up in the air involuntarily and I flew backwards as if someone had grabbed and thrown my arm away from the TV and my body just followed.

[flaninacupboard]

I remember attaching cables to the speaker output of my amp, getting a friend to lick the skin either side of his elbows, and holding on the cables. found the dirtiest metal i could find, and cranked the volume to 11. he practically punched himself in the face!!

[tekkieman]

Open up a tube TV and grab the contacts of the flyback transformer. I actually got my right arm caught on some contacts trying to repair a TV. My arm flew up in the air involuntarily and I flew backwards as if someone had grabbed and thrown my arm away from the TV and my body just followed.

Been there...done that! 37.5kV for a color CRT!

[Doramius]

I also knew someone who took a auto-capcitor for car audio amplifier and touched their tongue to it when it was charged. Kid had to go to the hospital and lost part of his taste and feeling ability. He also hasa large scar in the corner of his mouth. I wish I knew the farad value on that.