watch out for those killer iPOD's

[flaninacupboard]

Damn, you're resorting to jokes about bodily functions -already-?

Hard day at the church or something?

[Tommyknocker]

Damn, you're resorting to jokes about bodily functions -already-?

Hard day at the church or something?

Just one step ahead of your stupid cracks about religion.

[Doramius]

You're supposed to be neutral. Trust me, in my job, I have all the attention I need. I supervise 60 people who work on 720 million dollars worth of some of the most lethal aircraft known to man. I've briefed generals and congresspersons. How dare you presume to tell me anything about me? You better look at those shallow raging bigots who post unflattering pictures of women and guffaw with mindless, tasteless humor. I've seen the pictures of some of them, and looking at them is no day at the beach, either. I'll take my yellow card, now, please.

What's that noise....? someone struggling to nail themself to a cross....?

What's that noise? Flatulence?

Hey, leave the fart and bowel jokes to me. They linger around me more often anyway.

[indolikaa]

@ indolikaa

Jared ?

@ flaninacupboard

What do you want me to say? Food??
Oh no.. I've discredited my entire argument :P
What about discussing the way you feel and why?

@ TommyKnocker

So you experienced trauma as a child or young adult
and may suffer latent gender issues. See a therapist. You will
never get the attention you so badly seem to crave here.

You're supposed to be neutral. Trust me, in my job, I have all the attention I need. I supervise 60 people who work on 720 million dollars worth of some of the most lethal aircraft known to man. I've briefed generals and congresspersons. How dare you presume to tell me anything about me? You better look at those shallow raging bigots who post unflattering pictures of women and guffaw with mindless, tasteless humor. I've seen the pictures of some of them, and looking at them is no day at the beach, either. I'll take my yellow card, now, please.

Dude, you need to work on your delivery. If you really want a yellow card, you've gotta work for it.

For instance, you'd have been better off to start this post by saying...

"**** you offline!"



If you're going to strive for the Badge of Honor, go right for the nuts in your first pass.

[offline]

You're supposed to be neutral.

No I'm not. I'm biased just like anyone else. Anyone who
claims that they are not, is a politician.

Trust me, in my job, I have all the attention I need. I supervise 60 people who work on 720 million dollars worth of some of the most lethal aircraft known to man. I've briefed generals and congresspersons.

Which begs the question as to why you feel so defensive as
to need to point this out? Well we have all sorts on this forum, even retired five star WW II Admirals.

How dare you presume to tell me anything about me?

You told me and you continue telling me.

You better look at those shallow raging bigots who post unflattering pictures of women and guffaw with mindless, tasteless humor.

I do. They are funny IMO. Mindless and tasteless? It is OT you know? Lighten up. Humanity is shallow and selfish, live with it or arrange
to talk to another species.

I've seen the pictures of some of them, and looking at them is no day at the beach, either.

Agreed but I'm not going to add that if you drew beards on all of them,
they'd look like a bunch of terrorists. I'd never say anything like that.

I'll take my yellow card, now, please.

Silly rabbit

Martyrdom is not a powder you can add hot water to and drink. You have
to earn it.

[DVD_Ripper]

You better look at those shallow raging bigots who post unflattering pictures of women and guffaw with mindless, tasteless humor. I've seen the pictures of some of them, and looking at them is no day at the beach, either. I'll take my yellow card, now, please.

Again... you don't know me... how dare YOU call me a "shallow raging bigot".

I posted that picture... send me a PM and tell me that you think I am a shallow bigot. I'm not.... F--- You!

May I recommend that following forum for your bashing entertainment. http://www.shutthefuckup.com

My feelings have been pranged

[Capmaster]

You better look at those shallow raging bigots who post unflattering pictures of women and guffaw with mindless, tasteless humor.

Bigots? Are we witnessing the race card being played here (ala OJ trial)?

I've seen the pictures of some of them, and looking at them is no day at the beach, either.

In all fairness, why don't you post your picture so we can all see what a stud you are? You can claim anything you want, that's easy - put up or shut up.

[Tommyknocker]

Again... you don't know me... how dare YOU call me a "shallow raging bigot".

1. You're right. I should have said "shallow raging bigotry".

I posted that picture... send me a PM and tell me that you think I am a shallow bigot. I'm not.... F--- You!

2. Very classy.

My feelings have been pranged

3. You have to have a heart to have feelings.

[Tommyknocker]

You better look at those shallow raging bigots who post unflattering pictures of women and guffaw with mindless, tasteless humor.

Bigots? Are we witnessing the race card being played here (ala OJ trial)?

I've seen the pictures of some of them, and looking at them is no day at the beach, either.

In all fairness, why don't you post your picture so we can all see what a stud you are? You can claim anything you want, that's easy - put up or shut up.

1. There's more than one kind of bigotry, hopefully you can see what kind you were indulging yourself in, without my help.

2. I don't show my pictures to hard legs.

[Capmaster]

I expected as much :P

[Tommyknocker]

I expected as much :P

Then you're a chauvinist and clairvoyant. Count your blessings, if you can call them that.

[Capmaster]

I expected that too. Wow, you're right. I can predict the crap you will spew even before you spew it. I must me psychic.

Come on now .....let's hear some more. I want to test my theory out ......

[DVD_Ripper]

You have to have a heart to have feelings.

Ouch .... man that hurt.... just cause I posted a picture of a large lady I am heartless....

Tommyknobber, I've seen you comments in some other forums here... very helpful, very positive.... why not walk away from this one instead of pissing off multiple people.

[Tommyknocker]

I expected that too. Wow, you're right. I can predict the crap you will spew even before you spew it. I must me psychic.

Come on now .....let's hear some more. I want to test my theory out ......

You're hearing things too. Now it's time for you to worry.

[Capmaster]

Amazing. I'm three for three

[Tommyknocker]

Amazing. I'm three for three

Un huh. Tick, tick, tick...

[Capmaster]

Wow. Incredible. Four out of four. Keep going

[DVD_Ripper]

Hey, look at the good side... .increasing your post counts with each submission.

[Tommyknocker]

Hey, look at the good side... .increasing your post counts with each submission.

Like I need to increse my post count.

[Capmaster]

Made ya blink. You lose

Some people are so easy

[Tommyknocker]

Made ya blink. You lose

Some people are so easy

You're right, you won! You are sooo smart. You are safe here, you know. We are not going to hurt you. We are all your friends...

[Doramius]

Damn it. Keep it going. I wasn't posting just because I wanted to see this thing through. If I have to start making stuff up to keep it going, i'm going to be really imaginative. My imagination is pretty messed up, so have it or encounter the MIND OF DORAMIUS.

Yes, this is the guy who talked about torture by doing a blood transfusion adding small amounts of chlorine to the drip line and using coarse sandpaper on a persons genitals and then dipping them in PineSol. I'm a nice guy, just don't make me mad at you.

[Tommyknocker]

Damn it. Keep it going. I wasn't posting just because I wanted to see this thing through. If I have to start making stuff up to keep it going, i'm going to be really imaginative. My imagination is pretty messed up, so have it or encounter the MIND OF DORAMIUS.

Yes, this is the guy who talked about torture by doing a blood transfusion adding small amounts of chlorine to the drip line and using coarse sandpaper on a persons genitals and then dipping them in PineSol. I'm a nice guy, just don't make me mad at you.

Are you nuts? We are trying not to get him excited. Or do you want him atop a university clock tower with a high powered rifle picking off the student body?

[tekkieman]

.... Or do you want him atop a university clock tower with a high powered rifle picking off the student body?

I'd be more afraid of other things cap might do to a student's body!

[Capmaster]

.... Or do you want him atop a university clock tower with a high powered rifle picking off the student body?

I'd be more afraid of other things cap might do to a student's body!

Things cap might do? I think Doramius was talking about himself. Read it again

[flaninacupboard]

Tommyknocker attempting a joke? bet you didn't see that one coming Cap....

[Doramius]

not at the top of a school tower picking off students.

EDIT: I don't go out and go nuts after people. You have to violate my "personal bubble" first while pissing me off at the same time. I don't randomly torture and/or kill people. I have to have strong motive, otherwise I'm just lazy. If someone accidentally ran over my bike while it was locked up I'd just try and have them pay for it and be done with it or press it very little. If I was on the bike when it was hit, and you're a person who's been on my nerves for a while, don't be surprised if you notice half your lawn won't ever grow grass again or piles of chicken wing bones keep getting delivered to your doorstep.