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The Plan
In the Beginning there was The Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without Form.
And the Plan was completely without Substance.
And The Darkness was upon the face of The Workers.
And they Spake among Themselves, Saying, "It is a Crock of bull, And it
Stinketh."
And The Workers went unto their Supervisors and Sayeth, "It is a Pail of Dung and none may Abide the Odour Thereof."
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and Sayeth unto them, "It is a Container of Excrement and It is very strong, Such that None may Abide by It."
And the Managers went unto their Directors and Sayeth, "It is a Vessel of
Fertilizer, and None may Abide Its Strength."
And the Directors spoke amongst Themselves, Saying One to Another, "It
contains That Which Aids Plant Growth, and It is Very Strong."
And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and Sayeth unto Them, "It promotes Growth and is Very Powerful."
And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and Sayeth unto Him, "This New Plan will actively promote the Growth and Efficiency of This Company, and These Areas in Particular."
And The President looked upon The Plan And Saw that It Was Good.
And The Plan Became Policy.
This is how Shit Happens.
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Wow ripper, I didn't know I was going to be getting a history lesson.
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that is really rich ---
"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems." - Rene Descartes (1596-1650) -
Just trying to increase my post countOriginally Posted by gitreelWow ripper, I didn't know I was going to be getting a history lesson.
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Not much going on in the forums to do that with today.Originally Posted by DVD_RipperJust trying to increase my post countOriginally Posted by gitreelWow ripper, I didn't know I was going to be getting a history lesson.
Unless of course you count replying to people who reply to anything to increase their post count.....
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1 more post for me please.Originally Posted by tekkiemanNot much going on in the forums to do that with today.Originally Posted by DVD_RipperJust trying to increase my post countOriginally Posted by gitreelWow ripper, I didn't know I was going to be getting a history lesson.
Unless of course you count replying to people who reply to anything to increase their post count..... -
Guys, this topic was posted in the Glossary section so no replies were required or wanted.
You lot must be bored senseless to have replied at all :P
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yes --- gored senseless :P
"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems." - Rene Descartes (1596-1650) -
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The glossary section? Most have lost track of where he was when posting.
Hope is the trap the world sets for you every night when you go to sleep and the only reason you have to get up in the morning is the hope that this day, things will get better... But they never do, do they? -
Looks like the off-topic section to me :P
Maybe offline moved it. -
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Read much?Originally Posted by gitreelLooks like the off-topic section to me :P
Maybe offline moved it.
Originally Posted by offlineGuys, this topic was posted in the Glossary section so no replies were required or wanted.
You lot must be bored senseless to have replied at all :P
I have now moved all replies to the off topic section.Hope is the trap the world sets for you every night when you go to sleep and the only reason you have to get up in the morning is the hope that this day, things will get better... But they never do, do they? -
Sooo, do you think maybe offline moved it to the Off Topic section
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No I think offline moved it to the Off Topic section :POriginally Posted by tekkiemanSooo, do you think maybe offline moved it to the Off Topic section Hope is the trap the world sets for you every night when you go to sleep and the only reason you have to get up in the morning is the hope that this day, things will get better... But they never do, do they? -
Thanks for the update! I was afraid offline might have moved it to Off Topic.Originally Posted by The village idiotNo I think offline moved it to the Off Topic section :POriginally Posted by tekkiemanSooo, do you think maybe offline moved it to the Off Topic section
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Will someone tell Dr Gee to start one of his
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Today has really been a slow forum day, hasn't it? With teegee and jeex gone, and indo with his post problems, it's been pretty dull in OT.....Originally Posted by offline
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Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
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WTF, did someone move this to off topic or something?
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you guys are weird. and no wonder it was quiet, you're posting at 4am!!
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500 posts for me .... Yea!
If the post was originally put in the glossary section and there was no desire for replies (which is what I do since I'm a wanna-be post whore) then it should have been locked. -
And now it's back in the glossary with replies again! So it'll be back here again later. This could get confusing. A randomly moving thread. Gotta find it to post in it!Originally Posted by DVD_Ripper
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
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This is an update: This thread is indeed boring, and, yes, it is in the Off Topic Forum.
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FOX News Alert: This thread is fucked up!
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Good to see you back indo! Now maybe we can get some decent threads going again.Originally Posted by indolikaaFOX News Alert: This thread is fucked up!
EDIT - Wasn't really sure whether to post this here, or in the one that reappeared back in Glossary, then disappeared, and showed back up in OT in a different thread. Hmmm, may just have to cross post it! -
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Hope is the trap the world sets for you every night when you go to sleep and the only reason you have to get up in the morning is the hope that this day, things will get better... But they never do, do they?
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