The HouseWife's Role

[Capmaster]

Here's one to add to the list. Mrs. tekkieman is starting to do some computer work at home. We were talking about it yesterday, and I told her to be careful that she doesn't forget her primary responsibility (caring for the 20 month old). She said "it's no big deal, it only takes a half hour". I said "Yeah, but your tendancy is to get engrossed, and what takes a half hour, you'll spend two hours doing". So she said "what else have I got to do?" I replied "How about cleaning the house?"

Anyway, it's a good thing I have the wireless network running now so I can post here on the laptop from in the toolshed since it seems that's where I'll be living for the next few days.....

Join me at the YMCA We can set up a network

Why do I have the Village People playing in my head all of a sudden?

All together now ..."It's fun to stay at the Y M C A, it's fun to stay at the Y M C A"

[DVD_Ripper]

Jeez....

This thread went from a WOMAN'S PROPER PLACE; to the IMASCULATION OF MEN; to a BUNCH OF GUYS ******* TRADING RECEIPES! What the hell is next a SEWING BEE !!??

And you wonder why the hell the women are wielding so much power!

Pussies !!!

Cap! i need a word with you, in the other room. now.

I don't mind you having friends over, but do you have to tell them every little thing about our lives? i thought this was gonna special, just the two of us?

******* Ripper He has to throw cold water on it just when we were having fun I mean ...can't a couple of men, secure in their masculinity, get in touch with their inner feminine side (no northcat, I didn't say feminine napkin )? I'm almost in tears ...

I'll tell you what ..I'll hold Ripper down and you flog him with your purse. Then we can force him to watch Fried Green Tomatoes, Beaches and Riding In Cars With Boys, all back-to-back, until he retracts that insensitive comment

What a 10 pound brick in the purse... that's gonna hurt

[Capmaster]

Jeez....

This thread went from a WOMAN'S PROPER PLACE; to the IMASCULATION OF MEN; to a BUNCH OF GUYS ******* TRADING RECEIPES! What the hell is next a SEWING BEE !!??

And you wonder why the hell the women are wielding so much power!

Pussies !!!

Cap! i need a word with you, in the other room. now.

I don't mind you having friends over, but do you have to tell them every little thing about our lives? i thought this was gonna special, just the two of us?

******* Ripper He has to throw cold water on it just when we were having fun I mean ...can't a couple of men, secure in their masculinity, get in touch with their inner feminine side (no northcat, I didn't say feminine napkin )? I'm almost in tears ...

I'll tell you what ..I'll hold Ripper down and you flog him with your purse. Then we can force him to watch Fried Green Tomatoes, Beaches and Riding In Cars With Boys, all back-to-back, until he retracts that insensitive comment

I'll take the flogging but please... not Fried Green Tomatoes... I couldn't stand that movie again...

No ...the other ripper (Ripper_2860) was the one who insulted us getting in touch with our feminine sides. Or was it for touching ourselves at night?

[indolikaa]

This thread is well beyond being FUBAR... :P

[DVD_Ripper]

Jeez....

This thread went from a WOMAN'S PROPER PLACE; to the IMASCULATION OF MEN; to a BUNCH OF GUYS ******* TRADING RECEIPES! What the hell is next a SEWING BEE !!??

And you wonder why the hell the women are wielding so much power!

Pussies !!!

Cap! i need a word with you, in the other room. now.

I don't mind you having friends over, but do you have to tell them every little thing about our lives? i thought this was gonna special, just the two of us?

******* Ripper He has to throw cold water on it just when we were having fun I mean ...can't a couple of men, secure in their masculinity, get in touch with their inner feminine side (no northcat, I didn't say feminine napkin )? I'm almost in tears ...

I'll tell you what ..I'll hold Ripper down and you flog him with your purse. Then we can force him to watch Fried Green Tomatoes, Beaches and Riding In Cars With Boys, all back-to-back, until he retracts that insensitive comment

I'll take the flogging but please... not Fried Green Tomatoes... I couldn't stand that movie again...

No ...the other ripper (Ripper_2860) was the one who insulted us getting in touch with our feminine sides. Or was it for touching ourselves at night?

Caught that after my submission and made changes to my response... how embarassing

[Doramius]

Don't worry I'll kick him with my cloggs.

[Ripper2860]

Jeez....

This thread went from a WOMAN'S PROPER PLACE; to the IMASCULATION OF MEN; to a BUNCH OF GUYS ******* TRADING RECEIPES! What the hell is next a SEWING BEE !!??

And you wonder why the hell the women are wielding so much power!

Pussies !!!

Cap! i need a word with you, in the other room. now.

I don't mind you having friends over, but do you have to tell them every little thing about our lives? i thought this was gonna special, just the two of us?

******* Ripper He has to throw cold water on it just when we were having fun I mean ...can't a couple of men, secure in their masculinity, get in touch with their inner feminine side (no northcat, I didn't say feminine napkin )? I'm almost in tears ...

I'll tell you what ..I'll hold Ripper down and you flog him with your purse. Then we can force him to watch Fried Green Tomatoes, Beaches and Riding In Cars With Boys, all back-to-back, until he retracts that insensitive comment

It's OK sweetie. I know I can sometimes be harsh -- but I still love you. Now you just scurry on back to the kitchen and MAKE ME A ******* SANDWICH -- BIATCH!!!




BTW -- you know what all battered women have in common ...

... THEY JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO LISTEN !!!!


Just Kidding

[Capmaster]

I've got some new ideas for a recipe club, and maybe a few of us can crochet some rude doilies of Dr. Gee's perfect thong

[Ripper2860]

I've got some new ideas for a recipe club, and maybe a few of us can crochet some rude doilies of Dr. Gee's perfect thong

Won't take much yarn !!

[tekkieman]

....and maybe a few of us can crochet some rude doilies of Dr. Gee's perfect thong

Wouldn't that be like one string of yarn?

edit - Damn Ripper! Beat me to it!

[northcat_8]

Hoooooooooly COWWWWWW.....

I leave here for a few days and Tekkie, Capmaster, and Flan have turned into a bunch of Martha Stewarts.

Come on ladies, pull down your skirts, no one wants to see that flap covering your holes.

Ripper thank you for straightening out the estrogen triplets. For goodness sake men....YOU HAVE THE "XY" CHROMOSOME PAIRING!!!!!!!

Oh and for the record Martha Capmaster.....a toad in a hole is not something "Northcat invented"....there are no "toads" in the RWA handbook. If the tampon gets stuck inside that's called a rabbit in the hole, and it's not edible...but does make a damn nice cup of Tea.

[DereX888]

I never thought its possible, but some of you are really bunch of pussy whipped queers!
Incredible :P

All right then, hehe, after a man-uplifting righteous women-dehumanizing and gaybashing opening, lets do some helping job - as this god-forbid site's purpose supposedly was (and still is) intended by Bald Rick... :P

Can any of you ladies help a newbie with some tips on how to use a vaccum cleaner? Preferrably without getting married again? Pretty Please? There are so many tubes, brushes, buttons and cables in it - its really scary

[flaninacupboard]

Can any of you ladies help a newbie with some tips on how to use a vaccum cleaner? Preferrably without getting married again? Pretty Please? There are so many tubes, brushes, buttons and cables in it - its really scary

Jesus, you sound like a woman with a surround sound amp!!

[tekkieman]

I never thought its possible, but some of you are really bunch of pussy whipped queers!
Incredible :P

Doesn't make much sense....like jumbo shrimp......

[Capmaster]

I never thought its possible, but some of you are really bunch of pussy whipped queers!
Incredible :P

All right then, hehe, after a man-uplifting righteous women-dehumanizing and gaybashing opening, lets do some helping job - as this god-forbid site's purpose supposedly was (and still is) intended by Bald Rick... :P

Can any of you ladies help a newbie with some tips on how to use a vaccum cleaner? Preferrably without getting married again? Pretty Please? There are so many tubes, brushes, buttons and cables in it - its really scary

This coming from a man with a teddy-bear penis in his avatar. Stones and glass houses ...Derex

[Doramius]

I had a house of glass until I got my first set of fireworks. Now it's the house of Sand and Fog. :P

Yeah, I know. Poor humor.

[tekkieman]

<groan>

We've come to expect so much more from you..... :P

[babyboo]

Oh so stereotypical...I haven't used the vacuum in years. That's HIS job!! It takes quite a bit to offend some of us. Thank GOD I wasn't around in the 50's or when ever that was from. That's just plain bullshit!

[Capmaster]

Oh so stereotypical...I haven't used the vacuum in years. That's HIS job!! It takes quite a bit to offend some of us. Thank GOD I wasn't around in the 50's or when ever that was from. That's just plain bullshit!

Oooohhh kaaayyyyy

[tekkieman]

Finally! A voice from the silent minority here!

[Capmaster]

A female forum member ....in OT? Where's northcat?
No wonder I didn't understand babyboo's post. Babyboo is "without"

Seriously, Babyboo, you're absolutely right. It was bullshit.

[northcat_8]

Psssstttttt.....Cap? don't let her know I asked but....is she hot?

[tekkieman]

Psssstttttt.....Cap? don't let her know I asked but....is she hot?

I guess we'd have to get her added to the class photo to tell.

[thayne]

Psssstttttt.....Cap? don't let her know I asked but....is she hot?

Does it matter? You ain't getting any anyway, LMAO!

[babyboo]

I actually spend most of my time in OT although I don't post too often. I guess I blew my cover

[Capmaster]

Pssst! Thayne ... dammit, you stole my answer. Well, you know what they say about great minds .... us too, hahaha.

[Capmaster]

I actually spend most of my time in OT although I don't post too often. I guess I blew my cover

And you aren't completely disgusted? My kind of woman

[thayne]

I actually spend most of my time in OT although I don't post too often. I guess I blew my cover

Females aren't allowed in OT unless they post a nude photo of themselves first! Read the AUP!

[DVD_Ripper]

I actually spend most of my time in OT although I don't post too often. I guess I blew my cover

Females aren't allowed in OT unless they post a nude photo of themselves first! Read the AUP!

Note to Baldrick or Mod -- make edits to AUP

[babyboo]

LOL...Not Likely!