Do you take your shoes off!?

[flaninacupboard]

You're all picking on me tonight!

It's a two stage operation, you place a tea bag in a mug, remove the milk from the fridge and activate the kettle. then you go through the door and have a piss, and wash your hands. then you pour your water in the mug, eject the tea bag, add the milk, return milk to fridge and walk out -other- kitchen door to the living room. so because you're pissing while tea is in production, i feel justified with my prior statement.

Nothing beats a glass of aqua vitae in the morning though!

If I had to go through that routine right after walking in after a hard day of slacking off on videohelp, I'd probably piss in the mug, throw the teabag into the toilet, wash my dick, and pour the milk into the kettle, all the while farting "Whip It Good"

MUST. NOT. READ. CAPS'. POSTS. AT. WORK.

I seriously end up looking like a mental hospital outpatient!

Some of us aren't fortunate enough to have wives or slaves(children) at home!

[Capmaster]

You're all picking on me tonight!

It's a two stage operation, you place a tea bag in a mug, remove the milk from the fridge and activate the kettle. then you go through the door and have a piss, and wash your hands. then you pour your water in the mug, eject the tea bag, add the milk, return milk to fridge and walk out -other- kitchen door to the living room. so because you're pissing while tea is in production, i feel justified with my prior statement.

Nothing beats a glass of aqua vitae in the morning though!

If I had to go through that routine right after walking in after a hard day of slacking off on videohelp, I'd probably piss in the mug, throw the teabag into the toilet, wash my dick, and pour the milk into the kettle, all the while farting "Whip It Good"

MUST. NOT. READ. CAPS'. POSTS. AT. WORK.

I seriously end up looking like a mental hospital outpatient!

Some of us aren't fortunate enough to have wives or slaves(children) at home!

After dozens of incidents of breaking into eye-tearing, stomach clutching, sphincter-loosening laughter from posts here, they've already labeled me as "mental". You can't blame them. After all, anyone that breaks into hysterical laughter several times a day in the bowels of a nuclear weapon design lab is cause for concern

[flaninacupboard]

After dozens of incidents of breaking into eye-tearing, stomach clutching, sphincter-loosening laughter from posts here, they've already labeled me as "mental". You can't blame them. After all, anyone that breaks into hysterical laughter several times a day in the bowels of a nuclear weapon design lab is cause for concern

You should start wearing a single black glove to work

We got told yesterday that we weren't to use internet or email for personal things. oh well....

[Capmaster]

After dozens of incidents of breaking into eye-tearing, stomach clutching, sphincter-loosening laughter from posts here, they've already labeled me as "mental". You can't blame them. After all, anyone that breaks into hysterical laughter several times a day in the bowels of a nuclear weapon design lab is cause for concern

You should start wearing a single black glove to work

We got told yesterday that we weren't to use internet or email for personal things. oh well....

We were told in the official policy that we can use both for personal use as long as we DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT downloading porn on a company PC, and don't spend a disproportionate amount of time doing personal stuff. I don't feel that 8 out of 9 hours I'm at work is disproportionate as long as I get all of my work done, and I do. It's a subjective thing, right?