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Originally Posted by stiltman
Yea, but we wouldn't have known it wasn't the truth...but now it's too late
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Just pissed my shorts from laughing so hard....Originally Posted by Rookie64
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Alright alright alright already!

The red light in question was Moon and Constitution in Albuquerque. There wasn't a sensor on the Moon side of the light for a long time, and late at night, the only way you'd get across Constitution was to run the red light. It was 2 AM, it wasn't like I was worried about holding up traffic or anything like that!
Good Lord, this is mild compared to some of the stuff I've done in my lifetime. :P -
I'm usually driving way too fast to risk something as dangerous as taking my eyes off the road to look at all those annoying signs so I have no idea what the speed limits are. I always thought those sign thingies on the side of the road were just there to make a bunch of noise as you hit them to wake you back up if you doze off at the wheel.
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I drive 3 lane interstates everyday and I've seen what your describing daily. I can't tell you how much it pisses me off having someone driving up my ass. They think the road is theirs. So I'm going 70 and passing somone doing 65. It's going to take me 20 seconds to pass that car. So Stop Flashing Your Lights and Get Over It!
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That's no problem. But taking 8 miles to pass is something different. I'm not a light flasher.Originally Posted by BobV
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the biggest crime of course is being in that lane when overtaking NOTHING. man i hate that!!
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This thread reminds me of a great old joke.
Why did Yugo's have no rear view mirrors?
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I agree. I live at the merger of 4 interstates and two loops, all 60-65mph. When you start flashing your lights, I roll down my window and give you the finger. Slow the **** down *******. This is the city, not some damned empty country road. Your size means nothing to me, truck/van/whatever. I have a car, I value my life, so **** you.Originally Posted by BobV
I drive in the middle lanes, I don't need to go 80 in a 60-65. If for some reason I'm in the left, I'll be hitting 70-75 easily, just long enough to pass the dipshit going 50 in his beat up 80s car.
Going twice as fast will not get you there twice as fast. Most it does is shave off some minutes. But you EXPONENTIALLY risk your life by even 10 miles too much.Want my help? Ask here! (not via PM!)
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That was me in the 1984 rusted buick...jerk!Originally Posted by lordsmurf
Ummm, lets do the mathOriginally Posted by lordsmurf
30 mph = 30 miles in one hour
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Lead, follow, or get out of the way. If you wanted to control how other people drive you should have been a State Highway Patrol Officer.Originally Posted by lordsmurf
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Ahhh! But not in the city.Originally Posted by stiltman
All it does is get you to the next congestion area twice as fast.
Your A to B trip won't change much.
Northcat .... that's funny. :PWant my help? Ask here! (not via PM!)
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I agree with lordsmurf. Roll up on my ass and flash your lights; Let the games begin! I'll have you putting along at 50MPH for the remainder of your journey... Wanna run me off the road? Go ahead and try I can use the $$$
Don't assume that because someone has the sense to do the speed limit that they won't get aggresive with you in a heart beat if you mess with them.
On a long trip screwing with people like northcat_8 is a nice pass time
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Next time pull up next to the car you're passing and match their speed, Then sit back and have a little funOriginally Posted by BobV
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I agree about the city Smurf. I do have a complaint though (imagine that
). In Cincinnati, I-71 merges with I-75. Everytime I come through there traffic is a dead standstill. It is at a dead stop because people cannot merge any faster than 6 mph. That pisses me off everytime. Then you finally get up to where the slow up is and there is nothing, it's like there is some imaginary line, like pit road in NASCAR. It drives me nuts.
It's simple...slow lane drivers....move one lane to the left, let the mergers come on the highway and then find a spot and get back over there. Some of them will be wanting to come into the fast lane...there will be holes. I'm not saying it has to be done at 80 mph, but I think a little faster than stopped would still be pretty safe
Thayne - toying with Northcat would be a stressful way to pass time. The last time someone did that to me, they were yo-yo driving....65-85, I went to pass and they sped up. So I dropped back, pulled out the cellphone and called the state highway patrol and reported a suspected drunk driver driving a silver honda with license plate number XXXXXX, traveling down I-75 just passing mile marker XXX. I moved over for the SHP to pull him over, of course they couldn't see the cop behind the Tahoe, so when I changed lanes it was too late
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Did you also report the guy doing 85 while talking on his mobile phone?Originally Posted by northcat_8
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No, he wasn't trying to keep me behind him, he was just being a moron.
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northcat_8
That's okay, once he pulls me over and finds I'm not drunk and I tell him "Let me guess it was the guy in car X, Lic #XXXXX, right?" Then I explain how you were driving dangerously and erratically you will get pulled over and cited for filing a false police report, which is a crime."Terminated!" :firing: -
Dickheads like that are why we have road rage to begin with. Pass them or get the **** out of the way already. You want to play games fine....let's play! Packin your 9mm....fine, let's play! Either way, play games, I'll get my satisfaction. Isn't it funny how all the people going out of their way to be major ******* ******** are the ones who bitch loudest about how wrong the rest of us are?!?!?!Originally Posted by thayne
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Originally Posted by tekkieman
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2 things Thayne.....
#1 - come up with your own ideas for being an *******.
#2 - learn to read and comprehend. I said "called the state highway patrol and reported a suspected drunk driver"
Conversation went something like "yes ma'am, I am traveling down interstate 75 and there is a silver honda civic driving very irradically. He's speeding up, slowing down. His speeds go back and forth from 60-85 or so and he's all over the lane. I don't know if he has been drinking or if he's having trouble staying awake or what, but he is an accident waiting to happen." "OK Sir, where are you?"
You can give them my name and address. Suspected is nothing more than reporting something suspicious. I was driving down the interstate...how would I have filed a police report? Text message it? -
No, dickheads like you are the cause of road rage not to mention responsible for killing people, slow down, STFU and get over it, you don't own the damn road....Originally Posted by tekkieman
You're all nothing but a bunch of irresponsible cowards too. You talk a lot of shit but I have yet to have one of you do more than flash your lights or flip me off. You guys make me laugh....
And as far as my 9MM goes, I don't carry it to whip out and try to scare people. I carry it for protection against all the crazy wack jobs out there and if some asshat does attack me, I will shoot him."Terminated!" :firing: -
Well, as I was carefull to word my response as "dickheads like that", implying that those who would do so are dickheads, and you chose to respond with "dickheads like you" - which is a personal attack on me.... let me make this clear enough for all to understand.Originally Posted by thayne
What kind of ******* moron plays games with a motor vehicle? Besides you that is....Next time pull up next to the car you're passing and match their speed, Then sit back and have a little fun
Neither do you. That means sharing it responsibly. If you can't pass who you are trying to pass in a reasonable amount of time, get the **** out of the way, or get your piece of shit car off the road. Don't tell me I don't own it to do what I want, but you can tell me what to do on it as if you own it. STFU!you don't own the damn road....
Funny, I'm not the one who brought up their big gun....I'll flip you off in a heartbeat. Stop your car, I'll get out! Before you can even mention your big ole gun, you'll see nothing more than muzzle flash from mine. Talk? Sure, we're not on the road. But think twice before you pull your irresponsible chicken-shit games on the road. Because if I'm not the one behind you who would kill you for ******* around on the road with a dangerous weapon (motor vehicle for the slow witted) someone else definately will. ******* internet cowards......You're all nothing but a bunch of irresponsible cowards too. You talk a lot of shit but I have yet to have one of you do more than flash your lights or flip me off. You guys make me laugh....
You are the one who sounds like the coward. "Please mister...if I say I have a big gun, would you please not hurt me...."
And as far as my 9MM goes, I don't carry it to whip out and try to scare people. I carry it for protection against all the crazy wack jobs out there and if some asshat does attack me, I will shoot him. -
tekkieman
You make me laugh.
You should get some help for that temper of yours. It's not healthy...
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