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While I realize that in the great state of florida most of you have no where to be at any certain time and road lines or "lanes" hold no meaning to you. When you are traveling in other states here is a legend that you can refer to so that you don't get flipped off, cussed at or passed on the shoulder of the road.
Now pay attention you slow driving MFers....the fast lane is the one furthest to your left. The slow lane is the one furthest to your right....if you don't know the difference hold both hands out in front of you, with your palms flat as if you were pushing on a wall but keep your hands in a fist, extend your thumbs so that they point to each other and extend the index finger on both hands...the index finger and thumb the left hand make the letter "L" ...or it makes a "7" if you are dyslexic
If you are in the fast lane then drive the ******* car. This is not your putt to the grocery store lane. When you look behind you and no one is there fine, get over when you can...but when you check your rear view mirror and the Red Chevy Tahoe that appeared so far away before is now on your back bumperget over as soon as possible. I don't give a **** if you are driving 80 mph...if someone is on your back bumper...GET THE **** OUT OF THE WAY
If you do not get out of the way, and this person goes to pass you in the slow lane then don't look over at him and say something that he can't hear.
I just needed to RANT for a minute. God Damn you florida mother fuckers...get the **** out of the way. Driving 55 mph in the fast lane is very dangerous....MOVE MFER MOVE!!!!!!!!
Drove 126 miles up I-75 this weekend...ran up on 2 cars and 1 van driving 55 mph in the fast lane....ALL 3 FROM FLORIDA. If you want to drive like you are in florida, then stay there. And if you were passed by a Red Chevy Tahoe between Sidney, Ohio and Toledo, Ohio on July 1st or July 3rd...that was me...
Bastards.
Gooose-fraba...GOOOOOOOOOSE-FRABAAAAAAAAA
Alright...I'm better now
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On advice from Cousel (tommyknocker)
Disclaimer:
All motorists should drive within the regulations of the law and should not exceed the posted speed limits. Willingly breaking the law is something you do at your own risk and if caught you will pay the consiquences...not Northcat.
This story is fictional, any similarities to any real life people, or real life situations is coincidental and unintended.
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- Mar 2003
- Chit, IDK I'm following you
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What's the speed limit on the Interstates these days? I still am in Europe so I can't take a spin and see for myself. Funny thing, when I was learning to drive, I thought the speed limit was the fastest you can legally go in the passing lane. Guess times have changed.
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Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
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I commute 100 miles every day one way and I can say one thing.
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- Mar 2003
- Chit, IDK I'm following you
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Speed limit on most interstates here in the states is 65 mph. However, if you drive 65, everyone else blows by you like you are sitting still. Speed of traffic is usually around 75-80.
If I speed...which I do....and when I get caught....which I have and will.....I pay the fine...which I have and will again. -
Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
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Where I am, speed limit is 75. You can go 83 no problem by a highway patrol without worrying about a ticket. If you go over 83, you need a good radar detector and good eye sight (to see brake lights a mile or so ahead)
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You know your posts can be legally used to make you pay any fines anyone else gets for speeding.Originally Posted by northcat_8Hello.
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See, that's good. You speed and if you get caught speeding, you admit it. What I hate is people that speed and get caught and then throw fits.Originally Posted by northcat_8His name was MackemX
What kind of a man are you? The guy is unconscious in a coma and you don't have the guts to kiss his girlfriend? -
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- Mar 2003
- Chit, IDK I'm following you
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I don't see how that is possible and I don't think it would hold up in court but I have been wrong before, so I edited the original post to add a disclaimer. And if that's not good enough...then too bad, that's as good as it gets.Originally Posted by Tommyknocker -
It scared yoou enough to add a disclaimer.Originally Posted by northcat_8
You never know. If arrested felons can sue the local constabulary for excessive use of foce while they caught committing a crime, who knows?
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Amateurs...
I have learned a VALUABLE lesson or two having moved from the states to Germany....most of them DRIVING lessons...
The three lane scenario still holds true here.
Right Lane - slow lane - VW Lupos(except the GTI)
Middle Lane - normal traffic - Golfs, TDI Passats....etc etc
Left Lane - a.k.a "The Blur Lane" is reserved for total freaking maniacs in BIG Beamers, Mercedes' and of course the Porsches. DO NOT go out there without a HUGE head start on the guy in the rear view mirror. He is going MUCH faster than you think he is. Same rules but....at speeds most Americans have ever seen before....including me..
Also NOBODY passes ANYBODY on the right.....NEVER.
One more thing....the ONLY time you see a cop on the REALLY fast Autobahns(alot DO have speed limits by the way) is if there is an accident. The cops mentality is that seeing a cop will only distract you from the task at hand.....driving. -
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- Mar 2003
- Chit, IDK I'm following you
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I've worked at a place of business where when we sold a chainsaw we had to tell the buyer that the saw could cut themOriginally Posted by TommyknockerIt scared yoou enough to add a disclaimer. You never know. If arrested felons can sue the local constabulary for excessive use of foce while they caught committing a crime, who knows?
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Amen, northcat! I feel your pain.
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- Mar 2003
- Chit, IDK I'm following you
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I agree. I'm not trying to sound like I drive like a bat out of hell, I usually set my cruising altitude around 80-85 on the interstate and I stay in the left hand lane...BUT when I see someone coming up on me, I find a spot in traffic and get over for them. I will even speed up a little to try to get out of their way. To me that's common courtesy.Originally Posted by hech54Amateurs...
I have learned a VALUABLE lesson or two having moved from the states to Germany....most of them DRIVING lessons...
The three lane scenario still holds true here.
Right Lane - slow lane - VW Lupos(except the GTI)
Middle Lane - normal traffic - Golfs, TDI Passats....etc etc
Left Lane - a.k.a "The Blur Lane" is reserved for total freaking maniacs in BIG Beamers, Mercedes' and of course the Porsches. DO NOT go out there without a HUGE head start on the guy in the rear view mirror. He is going MUCH faster than you think he is. Same rules but....at speeds most Americans have ever seen before....including me..
Also NOBODY passes ANYBODY on the right.....NEVER.
One more thing....the ONLY time you see a cop on the REALLY fast Autobahns(alot DO have speed limits by the way) is if there is an accident. The cops mentality is that seeing a cop will only distract you from the task at hand.....driving.
Sometimes I'm in a more meandering pace and I drive around 70-75 and the same rules apply.
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...or as is the case out here, it's people doing it simply because 'they pay taxes' and have the right to drive whatever speed they damned well please.
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Originally Posted by northcat_8I agree. I'm not trying to sound like I drive like a bat out of hell, I usually set my cruising altitude around 80-85 on the interstate and I stay in the left hand lane...BUT when I see someone coming up on me, I find a spot in traffic and get over for them. I will even speed up a little to try to get out of their way. To me that's common courtesy.Originally Posted by hech54Amateurs...
I have learned a VALUABLE lesson or two having moved from the states to Germany....most of them DRIVING lessons...
The three lane scenario still holds true here.
Right Lane - slow lane - VW Lupos(except the GTI)
Middle Lane - normal traffic - Golfs, TDI Passats....etc etc
Left Lane - a.k.a "The Blur Lane" is reserved for total freaking maniacs in BIG Beamers, Mercedes' and of course the Porsches. DO NOT go out there without a HUGE head start on the guy in the rear view mirror. He is going MUCH faster than you think he is. Same rules but....at speeds most Americans have ever seen before....including me..
Also NOBODY passes ANYBODY on the right.....NEVER.
One more thing....the ONLY time you see a cop on the REALLY fast Autobahns(alot DO have speed limits by the way) is if there is an accident. The cops mentality is that seeing a cop will only distract you from the task at hand.....driving.
Sometimes I'm in a more meandering pace and I drive around 70-75 and the same rules apply.
To me, it's not people being rude...it's people not paying attention.
Me too....most of my awareness while driving is aimed at NOT dicking off the next guy....though being a MAN that goes against the grain somehow in my mind....Oh to be young and foolish again.
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GuestGuest70 in MichiganOriginally Posted by TommyknockerWhat's the speed limit on the Interstates these days? I still am in Europe so I can't take a spin and see for myself. Funny thing, when I was learning to drive, I thought the speed limit was the fastest you can legally go in the passing lane. Guess times have changed. 75 in Colorado
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75 in Arizona. Could be 80 soon...
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GuestGuestthat's sweet.Originally Posted by indolikaa
There should be a special license for the left lane. I can drive safely at 100 mph. The danger arises with the ******* idiots who just for no reason decide to veer into the left lane doing 50 when youre coming up on them. Same when someone turns onto a road in front of you. I definately get road rage when I have to lock up the brakes.
post your most ridiculous road moments
mine- watching someone brake on an uphill freeway onramp. That made for some smooth merging
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Originally Posted by Dr. Gee
Having sex at a red light.
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You can drive safely at 100 mph and can't avoid someone who suddenly merges into your lane doing fifty. What's wrong with this picture?Originally Posted by Dr.Geethat's sweet.Originally Posted by indolikaa
There should be a special license for the left lane. I can drive safely at 100 mph. The danger arises with the ******* idiots who just for no reason decide to veer into the left lane doing 50 when youre coming up on them. Same when someone turns onto a road in front of you. I definately get road rage when I have to lock up the brakes.
post your most ridiculous road moments
mine- watching someone brake on an uphill freeway onramp. That made for some smooth merging
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Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
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Average red light is only 30 seconds.....Boy, you're one casinovaOriginally Posted by indolikaaOriginally Posted by Dr. Gee
Having sex at a red light.
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Member
- Mar 2003
- Chit, IDK I'm following you
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And he did it twice during the same lightOriginally Posted by stiltmanAverage red light is only 30 seconds.....Boy, you're one casinovaOriginally Posted by indolikaaOriginally Posted by Dr. Gee
Having sex at a red light. :P
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- Nov 2002
- Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
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In and out count as 2?Originally Posted by northcat_8And he did it twice during the same light :P -
And he was the only one in the car (the vinyl goat was in the trunk).Originally Posted by northcat_8And he did it twice during the same lightOriginally Posted by stiltmanAverage red light is only 30 seconds.....Boy, you're one casinovaOriginally Posted by indolikaaOriginally Posted by Dr. Gee
Having sex at a red light. :P
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- Mar 2003
- Chit, IDK I'm following you
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Indo's true identity has been revealed....his real name is "Jack" and he has a twin brother named "Jerk".....they are the OFF brothers.
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Originally Posted by northcat_8Indo's true identity has been revealed....his real name is "Jack" and he has a twin brother named "Jerk".....they are the OFF brothers.
Oh that's good... :P
There are stoplights in Albuquerque that last far longer than 30 seconds... And who said I was waiting for the green light?
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Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
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Oh Yeah, I forgot about the ones that also have a train crossing...Originally Posted by indolikaaOh that's good... :P
There are stoplights in Albuquerque that last far longer than 30 seconds... And who said I was waiting for the green light?
Lets up the time to about 2 1/2 minutes.....
Wow, real stamina
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Originally Posted by stiltmanOh Yeah, I forgot about the ones that also have a train crossing...Originally Posted by indolikaaOh that's good... :P
There are stoplights in Albuquerque that last far longer than 30 seconds... And who said I was waiting for the green light?
Lets up the time to about 2 1/2 minutes.....
Wow, real stamina
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Originally Posted by indolikaa
You could've just said the light wasn't working right and was stuck on red for a few hours
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Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
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But that wouldn't of been the truthOriginally Posted by Rookie64Originally Posted by indolikaa
You could've just said the light wasn't working right and was stuck on red for a few hours
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