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  1. Member flaninacupboard's Avatar
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    Originally Posted by Cobra
    Just think what a brilliant date you could take that woman in the office you've always fancied on with $4,450.

    'Nuff said.

    Cobra
    fair point -except-

    a) there isn't a -garunteed- shag at the end of it

    b) she'll expect you to spend $5,450 on the next date......
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    Originally Posted by housepig
    Since no one else had the balls to ask.... What exactly were you searching for when you found this?
    Hope is the trap the world sets for you every night when you go to sleep and the only reason you have to get up in the morning is the hope that this day, things will get better... But they never do, do they?
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  3. Bad news guys,

    the male and female Realdoll have eloped.

    ..back to the pillow
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  4. I wonder if they are hiring for their QA-Testing or R&D department??


    [start bad one-liners]

    *I heard the job can suck

    *However, employees are encouraged to provide "input"!

    *Employees are dedicated and often take their work home with them.

    [end bad one-liners]
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    Just think....the winner leatherface should be enjoying his purchase by now.
    Buy this doll and you can have her within a week!

    He may just be.....oh never mind.....I'll let you finish that though.
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    A friend of mine owns a video store and said he got a screener of a movie comming out any day now about a guy that buys a real doll and dresses it up like some woman he works with.

    But then he actually starts to date that woman and while at his house she finds the real doll and ...

    He said it is one really *ucked up crazy ass wierdo movie ... in short he liked it!

    I forget the title ... I'll have to call him and find out

    - John "FulciLives" Coleman
    "The eyes are the first thing that you have to destroy ... because they have seen too many bad things" - Lucio Fulci
    EXPLORE THE FILMS OF LUCIO FULCI - THE MAESTRO OF GORE
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  7. Originally Posted by Ripper2860
    I wonder if they are hiring for their QA-Testing or R&D department??


    [start bad one-liners]

    *I heard the job can suck

    *However, employees are encouraged to provide "input"!

    *Employees are dedicated and often take their work home with them.

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    Ahh Come on! No contributions! No Flames! Where's TommyKnocker with his "don't quit your Day Job", etc. Is everybody out of town or on Dr. Gee's boat !?


    ...me skulks off muttering "y'all are no fun !!"
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  8. Member housepig's Avatar
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    Originally Posted by The village idiot
    Since no one else had the balls to ask.... What exactly were you searching for when you found this?
    saw it linked from another site - unlike some of the sad sacks on this site, I'm in no need of one....
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  9. Ripper2860 - your avatar scares me. It's brilliant!

    I think the member status "Cocaine Eyes" went brilliantly with it.

    What a random post.
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  10. Member Grimey's Avatar
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    This is Off-Topic, randomness is encouraged
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    Originally Posted by housepig
    Originally Posted by flaninacupboard
    yeah, but that one was polystyrene, not a realistic thing with working vagina!
    well, get cracking, son!
    I'm going to go out on a limb and say:

    The person that invents a sex substitute for men, like the vibrator or dildo is for a woman will be one rich SOB.
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  12. Originally Posted by Cobra
    Ripper2860 - your avatar scares me. It's brilliant!

    I think the member status "Cocaine Eyes" went brilliantly with it.

    What a random post.
    Ok -- back to Cocaine Eyes. Been trying several, but nothing seems as appropriate.

    How's that for a Random Post Reply !!??
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  13. Originally Posted by northcat_8
    Originally Posted by housepig
    Originally Posted by flaninacupboard
    yeah, but that one was polystyrene, not a realistic thing with working vagina!
    well, get cracking, son!
    I'm going to go out on a limb and say:

    The person that invents a sex substitute for men, like the vibrator or dildo is for a woman will be one rich SOB.

    Maybe I should patent the HAND !!!
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  14. Member Grimey's Avatar
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    It is the cheapest and most readily accessible sex substitute!
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  15. Master of Time & Space Capmaster's Avatar
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    I have a few problems with this doll:

    Doll has no odors.
    Damn What good is it then? Maybe add a little sushi-flavored KY for realism

    The wires inside the fingers are dislocated but this has happened to almost every doll.
    WTF? Why was so much wear put on the fingers? You mean this spas buys a life-sized doll and fucks the hands? What, is he an amputee? If so, how did he click "place order" when he bought it?

    Neck bolt!
    What? Why? Is this a Frankensteins Monster inflatable? If so, he has some issues

    I'll stick with Dolly and my other sheep/goat/clown inflatables.
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    Originally Posted by Capmaster
    I'll stick with Dolly and my other sheep/goat/clown inflatables.
    You have an inflatable clown? I am so-o-o-o jealous
    Wrap the tape firmly around the hamster...
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    Just went to the Real Doll website. Those dolls are hot!!!
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    Originally Posted by 888888
    Just went to the Real Doll website. Those dolls are hot!!!
    but they won't make the face when you give them the chocolate fudgesicle, so it's not the same...
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    Originally Posted by housepig
    Originally Posted by 888888
    Just went to the Real Doll website. Those dolls are hot!!!
    but they won't make the face when you give them the chocolate fudgesicle, so it's not the same...
    True, but they also won't complain when you ask if you could turn your willy into a chocolate fudgsicle.
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    At first I thought that this was funny as hell. But after some thought I relized that there is some scary shit in the world!
    IS IT SUPPOSED TO SMOKE LIKE THAT?
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  21. Leatherface, the new owner, gotta be one scary person... a fitting name Hey maybe he's a millionaire and this was a fun purchase for a new room in his house.

    Here's a rip on the mfg of real doll abyss creations:

    http://www.hootisland.com/realhamster/abysmal.html
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    Isn't Leatherface the deranged lunatic from Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

    On the up-side, she's sure thing and a good looking prom date. She'll also be more realistic looking in a passenger seat when trying to drive in the carpool lane.
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  23. $4500 to complete my Robot. Girl Robot. Heh, Heh! This will be the best prom ever!"


    Everyone check for unauthorized charges on their credit cards !!
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    Relax Ripper...if you can't afford the $4500.00...maybe they have a lease program or a demo for sale
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  25. Member housepig's Avatar
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    Originally Posted by northcat_8
    Relax Ripper...if you can't afford the $4500.00...maybe they have a lease program or a demo for sale
    well, they have the old-school latex versions for $2,000.

    or maybe someone else will put a tattier version on eBay for less... a few stains, some tears, missing a finger or two...
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    Originally Posted by housepig
    or maybe someone else will put a tattier version on eBay for less... a few stains, some tears, missing a finger or two...
    Wonder where her fingers got lost.......?
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