Coffin show

[gitreel]

I would rather have a lamborghini.

http://news.excite.com/odd/article/id/412533|oddlyenough|07-01-2004::12:45|reuters.html

[Capmaster]

They should donate the money to charity instead of such a pointless expense

[DVD_Ripper]

Pine box, Cremation and a paper bag ... a few thousand dollars. Sounds like the beginning of a Visa commercial

[Doramius]

If you're going fancy with me, just do it with the headstone. The box gets buried anyway. If I were being put in a vault, I'd still say, just a simple box. I don't need to be creamated, I never was the person who enjoyed displaying myself to others. I also don't want to be mistaken for a fine tea. As for the bag, I'd hate to see what the guy, in the other bag, looks like.

[Capmaster]

If you're going fancy with me, just do it with the headstone. The box gets buried anyway. If I were being put in a vault, I'd still say, just a simple box. I don't need to be creamated, I never was the person who enjoyed displaying myself to others. I also don't want to be mistaken for a fine tea. As for the bag, I'd hate to see what the guy, in the other bag, looks like.

"The tea is a bit lumpy today dear ...OH MY GOD!!! It's Doramius!!"

[gitreel]

So much for the tea

[Doramius]

At least I'm smooth going down with a very fresh taste.

I eat a lot of citrus, so the Mrs. can swallow.

[Capmaster]

"Tea, Earl Grey, hot" No....wait, "Tea, Earl"

[indolikaa]

At least I'm smooth going down with a very fresh taste.

I eat a lot of citrus, so the Mrs. can swallow.

That is fucked up.

[Doramius]

I want my funeral set up so it's an closed casket, and halfway through the eulogy some one hits a button on a machine that pulls cables attached to the casket and my body, that sits me up and has me turn my head to the group of people after the top flys open.

Because she's originally from out west and we were in NY at the time, my wife once asked me seriously, "Where would you bury me if I died."
Without hesitation, but in joke, I replied, "In the basement."
She didn't think it was that funny.

[Treebeard]

That is fucked up.

This whole forum is at times!

[Keefkey]

I would like my headstone engraved in really small letters so that people would have to get real close to read it, and it would say 'Oi, get off my grave'.

[Doramius]

I should have engraved on an urn:

I'll always be with you, every time you have tea.

:P

[flaninacupboard]

That is fucked up.

This whole forum is at times!

"at times" ?