A Memo to Newbies 101 Students!

[indolikaa]

TO: Students of Snowflake University

FR: Dr. Indolikaa Khan

RE: Newbies 106: Blank Media Theory


Comrades!

I have reserved the lecture hall for the next installment of your Newbies 101 course cirriculum. Please mark your calendars for Friday, July 9th at 8:00 AM Arizona Standard Time. That's 11:00 AM Eastern Time, Mr. Village Idiot, so don't be late this time!

Newbies 106 will delve into the theory of blank media and its practical application to the DVD enthusiast. Among the many topics to be discussed includes an analysis of the nomorecoasters.com hypothesis, Professor Gurm's thesis on why ******** use cheap media, the three words that strike fear into any responsible media consumer, and a variety of other topics designed to bring your level of DVD pirating to new levels of quality and speed.

Visitors are welcome for this particular course, and due to it's length, I will allow food and drink in the lecture hall. A post-lecture social hall will be available at the Snowflake Inn on State Road 277. Just take State Road 277 from State Road 77 in Snowflake and head west towards Payson. The Inn is the last turnoff before the Mormon temple. Seagram's will sponsoring this social hall event, with an all-you-can-drink wine coolor orgy from 3-5 PM.

You may bring anything to the lecture that will assist in your educational experience. But leave the ******* sheep at home this time!

Sincerely,

A.I. Khan, Ph.D.

[flaninacupboard]

what time's that in BST?

[indolikaa]

Um, I can tell you that it's 4:00 PM London Time...

[flaninacupboard]

4 on a friday? i'll miss all the fun while making the extensive journey home!!

[VCDHunter]

I've noted this in my diary, but can you make sure capster isn't allowed in with dolly this time. :P That squeaking was very distracting

[indolikaa]

4 on a friday? i'll miss all the fun while making the extensive journey home!!

Too ******* bad, Comrade Flan. Your world should revolve around your proper schoolwork and not that rubbish they teach you at Oxford!

Disclaimer:

[Capmaster]

I've noted this in my diary, but can you make sure capster isn't allowed in with dolly this time. :P That squeaking was very distracting

Alright ...I'll leave her home this time :P

[Ripper2860]

I'll be there!

*** Although the fact that Dollie will be home all alone in need of "companionship" may cause me to be absent !!

[Capmaster]

I'll be there!

*** Although the fact that Dollie will be home all alone in need of "companionship" may cause me to be absent !!

I knew it!!! I saw you eyeing her during the last class. You made her nervous .....

[Treebeard]

Will there be any door prizes? When you say pirating levels to a new quality and speed, do you mean you will provide the discs for us to copy or just provide the programs.
It could be a DVD-Exchange/Burn LAN party, LOL

[gitreel]

I will be there

[tekkieman]

I never get invited. Nobody likes me!

[Treebeard]

I never get invited. Nobody likes me!

Visitors are welcome, just leave the sheep at the door.

[tekkieman]

I never get invited. Nobody likes me!

Visitors are welcome, just leave the sheep at the door.

Can you take 106 if you haven't taken Newbies 105: Obscenities and Vulgarity, or Newbies 104: The Post Whore?

[gitreel]

Yes you can, as the great professor once said, some of us have skated through and it is time to separate the men from the sheep.

Edit- He did say sheep

My bad - sorry.

[tekkieman]

Yes you can, as the great professor once said, some of us have skated through and it is time to separate the men from the boys.

I thought he said it was time to separate the men from the sheep.

[andyp1]

Will the lecture include Dual Layer media.

Or will that finish after the first break ?

[gitreel]

Yes you can, as the great professor once said, some of us have skated through and it is time to separate the men from the boys.

I thought he said it was time to separate the men from the sheep.

I fixed it.

Thanx

[northcat_8]

WELLLLLLLLLLL SHITTTTTTTTT

I leave July 9th and will be gone to Tennessee until the 19th.

We are going 2 legged deer hunting for some southern belles.
So any of you (Doramius) who may live in Jefferson City and Nashville, keep the ladies off the street and out of the local pubs....
Northcat is making a roadtrip.

[Capmaster]

Will the lecture include Dual Layer media.

Or will that finish after the first break ?

I just got it

[Doramius]

WELLLLLLLLLLL SHITTTTTTTTT

I leave July 9th and will be gone to Tennessee until the 19th.

We are going 2 legged deer hunting for some southern belles.
So any of you (Doramius) who may live in Jefferson City and Nashville, keep the ladies off the street and out of the local pubs....
Northcat is making a roadtrip.

Northcat, You might have more fun with those southern belles and they will probably be a bit easier to pick up on and have less baggage.

I hope to attend, but I usually end up tardy because Dr.Gee keeps distracting me with the "Perfect Thong'. I lost track of the time last time and ended up missing half the discussion.

Are we having an object lesson?

[Capmaster]

WELLLLLLLLLLL SHITTTTTTTTT

I leave July 9th and will be gone to Tennessee until the 19th.

We are going 2 legged deer hunting for some southern belles.
So any of you (Doramius) who may live in Jefferson City and Nashville, keep the ladies off the street and out of the local pubs....
Northcat is making a roadtrip.

Northcat, You might have more fun with those southern belles and they will probably be a bit easier to pick up on and have less baggage.

I hope to attend, but I usually end up tardy because Dr.Gee keeps distracting me with the "Perfect Thong'. I lost track of the time last time and ended up missing half the discussion.

Are we having an object lesson?

He disrupted the whole class that time he came to class drunk, and was actually wearing the perfect thong. It took three days before my hysterical blindness went away

[Doramius]

He disrupted the whole class that time he came to class drunk, and was actually wearing the perfect thong. It took three days before my hysterical blindness went away

Was that the same time Dolly was mad at you because you were groping some other vinyl sheep by mistake? If so, that was a rough day for Dolly.

[Capmaster]

He disrupted the whole class that time he came to class drunk, and was actually wearing the perfect thong. It took three days before my hysterical blindness went away

Was that the same time Dolly was mad at you because you were groping some other vinyl sheep by mistake? If so, that was a rough day for Dolly.

That was. The whole experience left her feeling deflated.

We consoled each other until dawn, and I promised her only the best patches from then on, and no more 30 p.s.i. romps

[Cobra]

three words that strike fear into any responsible media consumer

Naked Geek Networks?

bring your level of DVD pirating to new levels of quality and speed.

Arrgghh?

But leave the ******* sheep at home this time!

I've got a note from Mummy. :P

Cobra

[Doramius]

What media types will the test include? I don't think Princo should be considered unless we can bring drinks to class.

[The village idiot]

Hey! I was on ******* time last time Just got sick of waiting for your late to class professor!

And now a question... Are we talking Eastern Standard Time, Eastern Time, or Eastern Daylight Savings time? Just want to make sure I'm around

[indolikaa]

Hey! I was on ******* time last time Just got sick of waiting for your late to class professor!

And now a question... Are we talking Eastern Standard Time, Eastern Time, or Eastern Daylight Savings time? Just want to make sure I'm around

Shit, I don't even remember who did the last class. WAS it WankHer?


I don't know what time. Nobody knows what time. We live in Arizona, we just do shit when it feels right. But I tell ya what I'm gonna do. When it's almost time, I'll let you know.

[northcat_8]

Is Tommyknocker going to deliver the pre-intructional sermon again? I'm not sure how many more times I can be saved :P :P

Yea...and if Dr.Gee shows up in that perfect thong again...I am out of there for christ's sake last time he had it on backwards I'm still having nightmares.


Doramius -

I love the southern gals. Much simpler women. No where else in the world will you find more naturally beautiful women that aren't hung up on their looks and don't need makeup to be beautiful and do they ever like to have fun. Hoping to find some Rodeo sex while I'm down there.

Alright, for some of our slower viewers...I'll explain what "rodeo sex" is.

Rodeo Sex is when you are going at it doggy style, you lock one hand on her hip bone and then call her by her sister's name and see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.

If she's a true wildcat...8 seconds will be more than enough for you.

[Doramius]

What if she only has a brother?