Woman Stabs Partner over Soccer Match

[gitreel]

He wanted to watch it, she didn't.

http://news.excite.com/odd/article/id/411416|oddlyenough|06-25-2004::08:05|reuters.html

[Ripper2860]

That's a nice, healthy relationship!!

Someone forgot to take their medication, I guess. Good thing he wan't in the US and fell asleep in his armchair *cough* Lorana Bobbit *cough* !!

[Tommyknocker]

That still is pretty mild stuff compared to the soccer player (Colombian, I think) who was assassinated for committing an autogoal.

[gmatov]

Well, Hell, they lost, anyway.

Here go the breadknives in Germany.

What is an "autogoal", or do you mean an own goal?

Cheers,

George

[Tommyknocker]

Well, Hell, they lost, anyway.

Here go the breadknives in Germany.

What is an "autogoal", or do you mean an own goal?

Cheers,

George

Yes, that's exacly what an autogoal is.

[indolikaa]

Here go the breadknives in Germany.

That's funny.

[Craig Tucker]

Well, Hell, they lost, anyway.

Here go the breadknives in Germany.

What is an "autogoal", or do you mean an own goal?

Cheers,

George

Yes, that's exacly what an autogoal is.

Never heard it called that before.

[fmctm1sw]

That still is pretty mild stuff compared to the soccer player (Colombian, I think) who was assassinated for committing an autogoal.

Holy crap. I remember that..

[flaninacupboard]

Well, Hell, they lost, anyway.

Here go the breadknives in Germany.

What is an "autogoal", or do you mean an own goal?

Cheers,

George

Yes, that's exacly what an autogoal is.

Never heard it called that before.

Must be some retarded american expression.

[glockjs]

is soccer when they kick a ball around and try to score into a net? or was that cricket?

[Hardcoreruss]

is soccer when they kick a ball around and try to score into a net? or was that cricket?

To quote Raphael "You have to know what a crumpet is to play cricket"

[Tommyknocker]

is soccer when they kick a ball around and try to score into a net? or was that cricket?

Yes, it's for those "retarded" (to use a phrase Flaninacupboard just taught me) Europeans who never learned how to throw a ball.

[flaninacupboard]

is soccer when they kick a ball around and try to score into a net? or was that cricket?

Yes, it's for those "retarded" (to use a phrase Flaninacupboard just taught me) Europeans who never learned how to throw a ball.

The game does involve throwing the ball. clearly you're not very well educated on the subject.

[Tommyknocker]

is soccer when they kick a ball around and try to score into a net? or was that cricket?

Yes, it's for those "retarded" (to use a phrase Flaninacupboard just taught me) Europeans who never learned how to throw a ball.

The game does involve throwing the ball. clearly you're not very well educated on the subject.

I was never clearly educated on the mechanics of hotwiring a car, neither. In either case, I don't think I missed anything.

[flaninacupboard]

Just wanted you to know you're wrong, so you don't give out inaccurate information in the future.

[Tommyknocker]

Just wanted you to know you're wrong, so you don't give out inaccurate information in the future.

You're kidding, right? Throwing a ball into play as opposed to gunning down a streaking runner from deep center field, or completing the Hail Mary with no time left on the clock in double overtime are on two completely different levels of consciousness.

[flaninacupboard]

Just wanted you to know you're wrong, so you don't give out inaccurate information in the future.

You're kidding, right? Throwing a ball into play as opposed to gunning down a streaking runner from deep center field, or completing the Hail Mary with no time left on the clock in double overtime are on two completely different levels of consciousness.

You can contrast the two games as much as you like, you were still wrong.

[Tommyknocker]

Just wanted you to know you're wrong, so you don't give out inaccurate information in the future.

You're kidding, right? Throwing a ball into play as opposed to gunning down a streaking runner from deep center field, or completing the Hail Mary with no time left on the clock in double overtime are on two completely different levels of consciousness.

You can contrast the two games as much as you like, you were still wrong.

Actually, I contrasted three games. Were you wrong when you said two games?

[flaninacupboard]

Actually, I contrasted three games. Were you wrong when you said two games?

Probably

You're kidding, right? Throwing a ball into play as opposed to gunning down a streaking runner from deep center field, or completing the Hail Mary with no time left on the clock in double overtime are on two completely different levels of consciousness.

That doesn't clearly seperate into three different games - i took my best shot with poor information.

[Tommyknocker]

Actually, I contrasted three games. Were you wrong when you said two games?

Probably

You're kidding, right? Throwing a ball into play as opposed to gunning down a streaking runner from deep center field, or completing the Hail Mary with no time left on the clock in double overtime are on two completely different levels of consciousness.

That doesn't clearly seperate into three different games - i took my best shot with poor information.

"Clearly you're not very well educated on the subject."

--Flaninacupboard

Game, set, and match!

[gitreel]

The only person in soccer who is allowed to touch the ball with his hands while the ball is in play is the goalie. Soccer is a fun game, I used to play on a soccer team for about 7 years when I was growing up. I am not retarded.

There are some very good soccer players in the world, including pele' and his famous bicycle kick.

[indolikaa]

The only person in soccer who is allowed to touch the ball with his hands while the ball is in play is the goalie. Soccer is a fun game, I used to play on a soccer team for about 7 years when I was growing up. I am not retarded.

There are some very good soccer players in the world, including pele' and his famous bicycle kick.

I like to touch the ball with my hands.

[gitreel]

That would be a handball penalty, and a corner kick penalty shot.

[VCDHunter]

That would be a handball penalty, and a corner kick penalty shot.

You're making about as much sense as TK now

[flaninacupboard]

Actually, I contrasted three games. Were you wrong when you said two games?

Probably

You're kidding, right? Throwing a ball into play as opposed to gunning down a streaking runner from deep center field, or completing the Hail Mary with no time left on the clock in double overtime are on two completely different levels of consciousness.

That doesn't clearly seperate into three different games - i took my best shot with poor information.

"Clearly you're not very well educated on the subject."

--Flaninacupboard

Game, set, and match!

The only difference being i corrected your mistake on a subject you were trying to assert you knew something about, wheras i never made any claim to know anything about american sports.

[gitreel]

Hey what can I say, I just was interested in playing soccer when I was a child.

[glockjs]

haha, i do have respect for soccer. i was just funnin. american football and soccer are two way different sports. you have to respect each one. and if you still dont respect american football, i'll have to send (insert any team here) offensive front line to your house.

[Doramius]

The world is in moral decay because of soccer, let's play something a bit more universal and less violent or painful.

I have my arm raised for nude paintball.

[glockjs]

the man show already covered that one Doramius. it's called girls jumping on a trampoline

[Doramius]

the man show already covered that one Doramius. it's called girls jumping on a trampoline

That's just for male enjoyment. I mean we need a good sport. Again, my arm is raised for nude paintball.