We should make a videohelp.com movie!!!!!!!!!!

[Cobra]

Where's a head shaking smiley when we need it...

[ZAPPER]

An evil Swede creates a cult following with promises of video utopia and using sublime pulses on a web site gets his unknowing followers to spread his evil with home made DVDs. Other cult leaders try to steal his following and battles follow. The world governments try to put an end to this evil plan but are no match. Our hero, a noob with a poor dial-up connection, becomes ingulfed in the sexual devience, and the greed of this horrible world of video......

[Capmaster]

What's your point?

[ZAPPER]

I am waiting for it to come out on TV

[JohnnyCNote]

I'll be the wiseguy....

[jimmalenko]

You could always use a couple of GMail accounts w/ GDrives to store the footage. I have 9 invitations

[glockjs]

dont ask me to be the convict

[ZAPPER]

OK the formula for a good movie= naked women+ gunplay+ naked women + car crashes(or other explosions)+ more naked women

[tgpo]

Jeex tracks down Baldrick and holds him hostage. The mods get together and create a team to go rescue him before the payment lapses on the server.

Included in the team are:
Stiltman, because we know he just loves Jeex
Will Hay, to hurt Jeex where it hurts....his ego
CapMaster, who's expert knowledge of lubricant will help the team escape any sticky(Not the Moderator) situation
Racer-x, getaway driver
Beavereater, to speak to the local Japanese and get them to help us
indolikaa, to nuke him to death
bazooka, guns expert

[rallynavvie]

I can film your vistas/interludes/non-action sequences. Also if there is to be a final Region 1 DVD cut I can ship for next to nothing. I can also remaster for PAL and ship elsewhere in the world but best to a single source for a country who can distribute within or else customs will try to own me. Once I get my file server up and running I have that for resources as well.

Someone should storyboard. I'm not all that great a writer. Perhaps we can do a series of submitted vignettes by various members. Team up with some other VideoHelp folks in your area and film your part.

As for internet versions I'm sure Baldrick could be convinced to host compressed versions here. Dunno what his bandwidth/space limitations are though. Best use Sorenson Pro or some other Quicktime variant for compression; better results.

[rallynavvie]

Oh and don't forget to record feature-length audio commentaries for the DVD

[Capmaster]

tgpo is the video whiz so he should produce.

Zapper's plot is great.

tgpo's rescue plan is brilliant. (Maybe we can work in some forum stickies ...maybe not well ... )

We need to add Cobra's finesse with biological weapons and incorporate them into flan's recipes ...maybe "VX In A Hole" served over scones.

[jimmalenko]

What about a south park-esque animation as well ? All we'd need is an animation freak and a decent head shot of each member (from the class photo of course) and stick it onto stick figures. Then all we'd need is dialogue from each person (much easier to email/upload).

Any thoughts ?

[Capmaster]

What about a south park-esque animation as well ? All we'd need is an animation freak and a decent head shot of each member (from the class photo of course) and stick it onto stick figures. Then all we'd need is dialogue from each person (much easier to email/upload).

Any thoughts ?

I'd kind of like to show off my acting skills (right ...), but if participation in getting everyone to record the video with dialog sucks, we might want that as a "plan B". I don't know ...maybe everyone would prefer an animated OTPW feature. That's fine with me. Anything we can get together with more than 4 or 5 regulars participating will be great

[tgpo]

What about a south park-esque animation as well ? All we'd need is an animation freak and a decent head shot of each member (from the class photo of course) and stick it onto stick figures. Then all we'd need is dialogue from each person (much easier to email/upload).

Any thoughts ?

Like this?

[Capmaster]

ROFLMMFAO
Oh God ......there goes the right nut again ....it just hit the window
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH ohhh my stomach .......

Edit: Ohhh that's funny. I keep going back to it

[tgpo]

[jimmalenko]

What about a south park-esque animation as well ? All we'd need is an animation freak and a decent head shot of each member (from the class photo of course) and stick it onto stick figures. Then all we'd need is dialogue from each person (much easier to email/upload).

Any thoughts ?

Like this?

That's it !

[richdvd]

Does that chick on the bike still post here?

[tgpo]

Does that chick on the bike still post here?

https://www.videohelp.com/forum/search.php?search_author=babyboo

[jimmalenko]

Are you calling babyboo the village bike ?

[Tommyknocker]

Shads of Monty Python! Great animation!

[tweedledee]

When you finish the movie, can you put it on Kazaa so I don't have to buy it?
or are you going to make it copy proof?

[thecoalman]

NTSC or PAL output

[Dr. DOS]

Now... all we need to do is incorporate some of northcats work into this movie and we are good to go

[SatStorm]

Videohelp Episode 1: The first attack
Scenario by SatStorm

Baldrick went to CeBIT and meet some techno freaks, obsessed by SciFi movies like "the Matrix". They are excellent programmers and they have a very interesting idea: A new interactive software, which looks like a high end web phone, which creates a stereoscopic virtual reality, using mainstream hardware with great results!. The members that using it, can communicate with each other and feel like they are visiting in person the others. The product's name is ViWePho (Virtual Web Phone)
The video part is based on mpeg 4 and the audio part on mp3, and those techno freaks propose Balrdrick, which is the well known and successful administrator of the most popular site about video in the internet, to became - by heavy sponsoring - the official distributor of this product! Baldrick say yes and videohelp.com became the official and only distributor of ViWePho.
The success of the system is beyond imagination! Soon or later virtually anyone connects that way to the internet. Even more uses of the system appeared: Virtual sex, Virtual movie watching, Virtual Discos, Virtual dates, virtual shopping, and so on. It is the revolution of the internet anyone imagined for so many years. Baldrick, and the techno freaks became rich, and now he is the one that controls the PC market worldwide. He hire Sefy to fight Microsoft (The only alive opponent of the ViWePho system), Adam as the lawyer of the corporation, Virtualis and BJ_M as technical experts, TGPO for public relations, Capmaster and Cobra for beta testers. Also, he set up worldwide distributions: Carl Tucker for UK, SatStorm for East Europe / Middle east, Indolikaa for USA distribution, etc. Huge success worldwide, M$ disappeared totally from the map, so Intel (Sefy is responsible also for intel's commercial elimination).
Two years now passed, and to celebrate the success of the idea, Baldrick with the rest gang, announced an online super party for the videohelp.com members!

But at the center of the "Virtualphone Co" (the center of the ViWePho network, located in Sweden, at the old Nokia facilities (Nokia and Motorola now are now under ViWePho control), something strange happened during that party: Well known former users of videohelp.com (a.k.a. vcdhelp.com) attack the place after midnight, while everyone was drunk and do sexual - and other - orgies, and they lock into the system all the connected members (virtually all the videohelp.com members!). They succeed that, by changing the firmware of the system with a new one. Anyone is trapped now inside the system, with no time sense at all! For them, it is still a wild all night party, and the time never pass the midnight!

Only Baldrick, BJ_M and Capmaster was out the system the time that happened, and that because Baldrick was on Canada during this Celebration, a guest of BJ_M, and during the celebration they had a power failure, exactly the time of the fake upgrade!

A great and hilarious perioed starts, with Bardrick and BJ_M trying to hack the system and disconnect the members from ViWePho, while CapMaster find a way to communicate with some of the mods and close friends he has inside the system, using hidden software no one knows about. Unfortunately for him, he has to corporate with SatStorm, Dr Gee, Jeex and a drunk Will Hay, which they located in a Greek Server in a Greek island, having such a good time at their own virtual harem, and they don't wish to end the party soon. SatStorm can't believe that he is trapped inside the system for more than a week and since more tall blond teen girls joins the party, he sees no reason to end it. Only when Baldrick promised to SatStorm some Scandinavian female dates, he aggress to do the step and disconnects. Later, he - the least popular videohelp.com member - has to re- enter the system and inform the rest users about the situation. He has to visit the UK, the US, the Japanese, the Asian, the African and the European Hubs for this. Hilarious stuff happens: He manage to offend anyone and everybody with his Mediterranean ways and his English skills. Nobody gives a shit about him and what he says. Only indolikaa believes him, and that because he is not drunk enough!

Eventually, they travel all over the world (through the system) and they manage to disconnect many users, but not always without sacrifices! Lord Smurf for example, had to use non ATI equipment (the company that owns) and that was too much for him (he end up at the end of the movie at a rehab for ATI users…).

Ironically, it was ATI's crappy drivers that saved the day: Anything else was perfect on the ViWePho network, except those ATI cards. The ViWePho system crashed, when they forced the Ati Cards emulate non USA standards. When anyone disconnected, they start to search who was really behind this.

But the answers on the sequal…

[Capmaster]

tgpo,
Genius. Somehow I pictured babyboo as being taller, though But I approve of the plot
One question: Do I get to play myself? Please???

(I didn't say "play with" :P )

[Tommyknocker]

It was a toss up between you and Richard Gere as to whom would play you. It was close, but we're going in another direction...

[northcat_8]

Ya know.... I haven't photochopped any pics of Sir Baldrick yet...

<bsssrrrrrrrrrr....as Northcat fires up photoshop>

[tekkieman]

Ya know.... I haven't photochopped any pics of Sir Baldrick yet...

<bsssrrrrrrrrrr....as Northcat fires up photoshop>

But do we have a decent source photo of him?