The Perfect Shlong??? Read if You Dare!

[888888]

I am new here compared to some of the other people around this forum so I have a question, specifically for Dr. Gee. Has anybody ever parodied your "Perfect Thong" avatar with one called "Perfect Shlong", with maybe a picture of the torso of that thong girl with some kind of fallic drawing where her crotch would be or something like that. You get the idea. This is admittedly very fruity but also pretty funny especially because shlong rhymes with thong. I would be surprised if nobody has ever done this.

[Grimey]

Why would someone do that? that would ruin the perfect thong. a shlong would take the 'perfect' away.

[Ripper2860]

According to my wife -- I have the "Perfect Schlong". I would post a picture of it but Baldrick has already pulled the picture I posted last time!!

https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=931282&highlight=#931282

[FulciLives]

According to my wife -- I have the "Perfect Schlong". I would post a picture of it but Baldrick has already pulled the picture I posted last time!!

https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=931282&highlight=#931282

OMG that is so funny!

Why?

Because that is the most I have EVER seen Baldrick type at one time in ANY post ... not counting guides of course

Too funny

- John "FulciLives" Coleman

[indolikaa]

You're assuming Baldrick typed that.

Ripper's twisted enough that I could see him adding that extra commentary. I would, just to leave you guys wondering about it!

[flaninacupboard]

you know it's not baldrick, he didn't finish the setence "okey? "

[freestyler]

schlong?

dong also rhymes with thong

ding dong, dongle, dongleberry

dong, da dong dong dooooong......

[DVD_Ripper]

"May The Shlong Be With You"

SpaceBalls
1980's

[Guest]

The perfect sarong.
The perfect bong

[makntraks]

.....This is admittedly very fruity

Be afraid... be very afraid....
makntraks

[tekkieman]

"May The Shlong Be With You"

SpaceBalls
1980's

Isn't that "May the shwartz(sp) be with you"?

[Capmaster]

"May The Shlong Be With You"

SpaceBalls
1980's

Isn't that "May the shwartz(sp) be with you"?

And "I see your schwartz is as big as mine" and my favorite: "I knew it ....I'm surrounded by ********".

[flaninacupboard]

i like it when they jam the radar

[northcat_8]

According to my wife -- I have the "Perfect Schlong".

Don't take too much pride in that Ripper...she told me the same thing.

:P :P :P

[indolikaa]

TTIFU!

[Ripper2860]

Northcat,

I'm afraid you have mis-quoted her. What she said was "Northcat is a total prick". I can see where that could be mis-interpreted!

[northcat_8]

You know...that is possible...I hear that a lot.

Also it seems that prick and ******* are used interchangably in that description I didn't know those 2 words were synonyms.

[Capmaster]

You know...that is possible...I hear that a lot.

Also it seems that prick and ******* are used interchangably in that description I didn't know those 2 words were synonyms.

You don't ever want to confuse the two

[flaninacupboard]

*hopes there isn't something white and creamy coming out of caps ass and something foul smelling and brown coming out his dick*

[indolikaa]

*hopes there isn't something white and creamy coming out of caps ass and something foul smelling and brown coming out his dick*

Damn you, flan! Don't be talking about that kind of shit when I'm eating chocolate Malt-o-Meal for breakfast.

[flaninacupboard]

dunno what malt-o-meal is, but now i have a pciture of you performing fellatio on a chocolate bar while reading about big pretty cocks, and caps' dirty ass!!!

[Capmaster]

*hopes there isn't something white and creamy coming out of caps ass and something foul smelling and brown coming out his dick*

You mean that isn't normal?

[northcat_8]

dunno what malt-o-meal is, but now i have a pciture of you performing fellatio on a chocolate bar while reading about big pretty cocks, and caps' dirty ass!!!

mounds or almond joy, Indo?

Sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you don't

[gitreel]

dunno what malt-o-meal is

It is a hot cereal like cream of wheat that takes a couple of minutes to fix. :P

[gitreel]

"May The Shlong Be With You"

SpaceBalls
1980's

Isn't that "May the shwartz(sp) be with you"?

And "I see your schwartz is as big as mine" and my favorite: "I knew it ....I'm surrounded by ********".

"uh....he did it"

and my favorite is "I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted"

[flaninacupboard]

like porridge, but with wheat instead of oats?

[gitreel]

yes

[Grimey]

And chocolate flavoured?