Olsen treated for anorexia

[tgpo]

Holy Crap, the Olsens are twins!!

[flaninacupboard]

Holy Crip he's a Crapple!

[Capmaster]

You're right. I got silly and I'm embarassed now

[Capmaster]

I'm sorry for losing control like that. Some days I have more tolerance for Tommyknocker's self-righteousness, and other days it just triggers the laugh response. I'll try to control myself ....

[flaninacupboard]

cap, you're a few sandwiches short of picnic.

[Tommyknocker]

If it makes you laugh, more power to you. Trust me, you won't get the last laugh. So stay on the floor, rolling around like a ninny if you want.

[flaninacupboard]

so is that sinners in the classical sense? the old testament sense? the new testament sense? the 1990's sense? the tommyknocker-makes-no sense?

[Tommyknocker]

so is that sinners in the classical sense? the old testament sense? the new testament sense? the 1990's sense? the tommyknocker-makes-no sense?

Yes, I know I make no sense to you. Pity.

[Capmaster]

so is that sinners in the classical sense? the old testament sense? the new testament sense? the 1990's sense? the tommyknocker-makes-no sense?

Yes, I know I make no sense to you. Pity.

There he goes again. I've gotta leave this thread ...(stifled laughter) .....

[Tommyknocker]

so is that sinners in the classical sense? the old testament sense? the new testament sense? the 1990's sense? the tommyknocker-makes-no sense?

Yes, I know I make no sense to you. Pity.

There he goes again. I've gotta leave this thread ...(stifled laughter) .....

Have a good night.

[Guest]

so is that sinners in the classical sense? the old testament sense? the new testament sense? the 1990's sense? the tommyknocker-makes-no sense?

Yes, I know I make no sense to you. Pity.

/
Why is it a pity?

[The village idiot]

i'm still laughing at the prospect of eating the next set of jehovahs witnesses at my door alive! although it is amusing to give them an education on superstring theory

The way to get rid of them is to take your time coming to the door. Put on a black hood. Then apologize, saying "I was just worshipping my lord and master Satan". That usually makes 'em turn white and fade quickly. They probably soil themselves too

Very bad advice!

You think a couple of them at the door is bad? You tell them that, and you will have all of them in your yard saying a prayer.

[indolikaa]

Oh shit, I can't stop laughing...


Being somebody who is 50 pounds over his ideal weight, I still find this thread hilarious. I'm not so ashamed of my bad habits that I can't laugh about them. It's my own fault I eat the way I do. I don't blame McDonald's or Wendy's or the local Basha's for selling foods that are bad for me.

I blame me. That's where the blame should be.


And for the record, being 5'-8" with a 40" waist, I can, from a standing position, see both my feet and my dick, without any problem. Even when it's not erect.

[Grimey]

Thats fantastic, everyone wanted to know that :P

[tgpo]

I'm 5'9" or so and have a 21" waist. But I still think I need to start exercising.

The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you!

[Grimey]

A 21" waist? wow, I thought I was skinny. I'm about 6' 3" with a 36" waist. maybe I just look skinny compared to my height.