Capmaster's 3,000th post

[Capmaster]

In my quest to catch Indo I looked up and saw that I was nearing my 3,000 step in my long journey to reach the upper strata post-whoring. I'm not even in the same league as such immortals as Baldrick, BJ_M or TGPO, but one can dream

So, after reading Fulci's 4,000th post poll thread, I've decided to follow suit. Speak out on your take of the Capmaster's motives behind racking up such an insanely high post count for the relatively short time since joining.

Edit:
My sideline business. Security is provided by Indolikaa, as you can see in the background 8)

[offline]

Congrats!!

Can't see the picture but can imagine what it is

-edit-

Oh now I can see it. Very tasteful but have I not seen it before?

[Will Hay]

Which one is you?
Will

[Capmaster]

Congrats!!

Can't see the picture but can imagine what it is

-edit-

Oh now I can see it. Very tasteful but have I not seen it before?

You're too fast offline
Yeah, you've seen it. Maybe I'll remove it since it's been posted before. It was just the pic of my inflatable lounge

[Capmaster]

Which one is you?
Will

I'm the sheep hanging on the rope. I took it down - it's old material

[pacmania_2001]

What is it with all these post whores opening threads about their post counts.

[tekkieman]

Tasteful, yet depraved. As expected.

[Rookie64]

3000 in less than four months has to be a record in itself


Has anyone ever beat that?

[tekkieman]

3000 in less than four months has to be a record in itself


Has anyone ever beat that?

This is Capmaster.... that should read...

"Has anyone ever bleat that!

[Capmaster]

3000 in less than four months has to be a record in itself


Has anyone ever beat that?

This is Capmaster.... that should read...

"Has anyone ever bleat that!

It's been requested that I put the pic back in, so it's baaaa-ck

[VCDHunter]

Utterly shameless ain't you

I hate to think what you have lined up for dolly to mark this occasion

[northcat_8]

Congrats Capmaster....3000

You are truely a vinyl goat ******* shameless post whore....maybe one day....dare I dream to be the whore in you I see?

[andyp1]

couldn't resist

[Cobra]

Andy: Handy with animating GIFs!

Nice going, Capmaster. I only started posting here goodstyle around Christmas, and I went from 200 in December to where I am now.

You, on the other hand, must be able to do what dolphins do. They sleep one side of their brain so the other makes sure they don't drown, then they swap sides. Do you do this, and allow each half of your brain to post whilst the other rests?

Capmaster: The dolphin of VideoHelp members.

What the hell am I on about? I need slee-ee-ee-ee-p!

Cobra

[SatStorm]

If in less than 4 months you are at 3000, I really can't imagine you in 4 years!

[Capmaster]

Thanks guys
Cobra,
Interesting theory. I'ts been suggested that I beat my dolphin too much, but never that I was a dolphin Hmmmm ...maybe I should branch out a little and look for an inflatable Flipper

Northcat,
Dare to dream. You're already into the rarified air of being a post-whore maestro

VCDHunter,
Dolly will be doin the dance tonight. I've got my self-vulcanizing patches ready to go, an oil change done on the air compressor, midget clown porn queued up on the DVD player, and the camcorder wired to the UPS. There's going to be the smell of hot plastic wafting through the neighborhood tonight

Andyp1,
What can I say? Dude, that's awesome! You da pimp of Photochopping

Satstorm,
You've got a big edge on me in that most of your posts are worthwhile If I were as good with video as you are, I'd spend more time in the straight-up forums too And in 4 years, unless our King has written a little VB script file to deduct posts from anyone who gets close to his count (BJ_M ), I hope to rise to the top of the post count list like that film that appears on the top of stagnant water and achieve post-whore immortality (<music in background>"There can only be one")

[Guest]

You dont know how much everyone wishes that was truly you in the pic. You need to find a trench coat,a whip and bring out dolly

Nice

[tgpo]

I think KingJohn way have been faster on the post count....I may be mistaken. He was very quick to climb.

[lordsmurf]

Off topic: 2023 posts / 67.23%

[DVD_Ripper]

Off topic: 2023 posts / 67.23%

The Off Topic God Of Our Time

[Capmaster]

You dont know how much everyone wishes that was truly you in the pic. You need to find a trench coat,a whip and bring out dolly

Me too. That guy looks like he's having a great time

How's this?:

[Guest]

You dont know how much everyone wishes that was truly you in the pic. You need to find a trench coat,a whip and bring out dolly

Me too. That guy looks like he's having a great time

How's this?:

Nice work. The cigarette holder really makes that picture.

[Capmaster]

You dont know how much everyone wishes that was truly you in the pic. You need to find a trench coat,a whip and bring out dolly

Me too. That guy looks like he's having a great time

How's this?:

Nice work. The cigarette holder really makes that picture.

Nothing fancy like andyp1's pics, but adequate I was considering using the nodding sheep avatar, but animated avatars are a little annoying.

[Doramius]

COngrat's Cap. I got a pic for you, but I'll post it tomorrow because I'm having a small problem uploading right now.

[northcat_8]

A portable video player for you on your monumental 3000th post whoredom.

[northcat_8]

In my research for the Capmaster 3000, portable video player which is all original by the way, except for the picture, that I obtained through a search at google and got this result on page one.

[flaninacupboard]

Excellent! someone tip off the authorities - cap is the largest purveyor of midget clown porn in the world!!

[Ripper2860]

[SatStorm]

I bet you are the father of a brand new internet based porn market!

[Capmaster]

I bet you are the father of a brand new internet based porn market!

Hey, we all need recognition

Being Google's #1 listing, people are going to be e-mailing me for advice on where to find the best midget clown porn Maybe I can refer them to another source? What was Indo's e-mail again?