names that make you chuckle

[bugster]

I used to know a girl called Josephine. Every single person who knew here called her Jo. She would even introduce herself to others when meeting for the first time as Jo.

She married a guy with the surname King.

[flaninacupboard]

"you must be ******* joking!"
"how dare you suggest that!" *slap*
"eh?"

[Doramius]

"you must be ******* joking!"
"how dare you suggest that!" *slap*
"eh?"

Imagine she's having an affair and the boyfriend tells the husband at some party. The husband replys, "You're fu**ing joking."
The boyfriend responds, "at least for the last few weeks."

[Guest]

"you must be ******* joking!"
"how dare you suggest that!" *slap*
"eh?"

Imagine she's having an affair and the boyfriend tells the husband at some party. The husband replys, "You're fu**ing joking."
The boyfriend responds, "at least for the last few weeks."

Brilliant,brilliant, brilliant!

[Silvas]

Went to school with a guy named Randy Cox......his brother's name was Rod Cox.
Used to date a girl named Anita Peterson. And believe me, she really did need a peter soon!

[Grimey]

There was a kid from my home town named Harry Dix. I never went to school with him, I think he was home schooled....

[Devanshu]

One of my friend's name is patrick edward michael sullivan...but he rarely uses edward so his initials spell PMS.

[Craig Tucker]

Bernt Haas makes me smile, for 2 reasons.

1, it sounds like he has just sat on the oven
2, he got sent off against England last night.

[Keefkey]

Mary Hinge

Anita Lorne is a gardener, Ivan Elavanich is a dermatologist, Nico Zonnanofalot is a slapper and Hugh Jass is a fat bastard.

[Hardcoreruss]

I used to go to school with a Christopher Peacock, no shit

[Craig Tucker]

I used to go to school with a Christopher Peacock, no shit

Poor bastard

I know with a surname of Tucker I got enough shit, rhyming slang and all. But I was big enough not to take any real shit it was just a laugh with my mates. Kids can be cruel and if you do get singled out your school years can be made a nightmare. Parents should really think what agony they may be putting thier kids through before naming them.

[offline]

Went to school with Ronald McDonald. Had a friend called
Ivar Biggins. My old Dentist was called Dr. Crack.

My fav (but false I'm sure) name is Ivan Tomuchvodkavitch

[b1tchm4gn3t]

My mom used to do birth certificates for a rather large hospital, and used to always come home when I was a kid with a name that was odd. The one that stuck out the most to me was ' JUSTIN CASE'.

[mumubunnylips]

The fire chief where I used to live was Lawrence Burns. The fire chief where I now live is Terry Towle.