names that make you chuckle

[flaninacupboard]

if your boss introduced a new co-worker "hi, this is our new copy bitch, Will Hay" you'd have a good chuckle (and not be able to explain why)

I just added an acount today, the contact name was Brian Potter
What weird/funny names do you come in contact with?

[Capmaster]

In the Albuquerque phonebook white pages (residential) I once came across this name: Leach McBugnuts. No lie. We had a good laugh over it at work about how the "McBugnuts" part could be a new McDonalds entree idea for southeast asia or something

The guy must have gotten calls like "Dude ...are you for real?" because the name was gone the next year

A guy my dad worked with was named Ng O. For years I thought that was the most foreign-looking name I had ever seen. It looked like a ******* chemical symbol

[Treebeard]

Since I enter data into computers most of the day I see funny stuff from clients all the time.
One time the guy put occupation as Pleasure Solicitor & the girl put occupation as Pleasure Provider.

Seen lots of funny names too, cant remember them though.

[reboot]

One of my tech's is Robin Hood.
I went to school with Dean Martin.
Vivian Lay (yes, lay, not leigh) lives 2 houses away.

[Guest]

Do you think a "Richard Sucker or Licker" has ever existed?

I knew a kid in jun high named Micheal Micheal.

[hech54]

I went to school with a girlg who's parents named her Crystal ....their last name was Clear.

[Capmaster]

The guy who founded Lear Jets named his daughter "Shanda"

[DVD_Ripper]

Remember those book titles as kids -- all those names made me laugh:

Yellow River by "I.P. Daily"
Rusty Bedsprings by "I.P. Nightly"
Tigers Revenge by "Claude Balls"
Chinese Rupture by "Whokicky Dicky"
French Rupture by "Jacque Totight"
Hawaiian Lovesong by "Comon Iwannalayya"

and the famous:
Under the bandstand by "I. Seymour Butts"

[Doramius]

Back in school I knew a guy with the last name Phuck, though he said it was pronounced Puck, like a hockey puck. However, when any teacher saw his last name they always paused for a momant and just spelled it and asked how it was pronounced. We always got big laughs over that. One teacher did say it with the F sound and caught herself afterwards and thought someone was making a joke in her attendance sheet. The poor kid had to prove with his school ID that it was his name and it was pronounced Puck.

[flaninacupboard]

surely it's more fun to say "no miss, it's pronounced ****." with a dead straight face

[Doramius]

surely it's more fun to say "no miss, it's pronounced ****." with a dead straight face

You could almost guarantee not being called on often.

[Capmaster]

Classics seen in real life, made up, and from the movies:

Pete Suria
Mike Hunt
Gaylord (Gay) Fokker
Pete Ness
Ivan Yackinoff
Frank Bean
Pryczybylo's Restaurant (Niles, Ill.)Try pronouncing it without drooling

[tgpo]

There is a professor at my school named

Jamie Craps

I laughed for 5 minutes when I saw it.

[tmaxwell2435]

I went to high school with a girl named "Wendy Head".

[Capmaster]

I went to high school with a girl named "Wendy Head".

I'll bet she got asked out alot

[Doramius]

I went to high school with a girl named "Wendy Head".

I'll bet she got asked out alot

We had a Wendy Hill and an Arella Head. Arella's nickname was Arie. She was hot so people didn't really pick on her. Hope Gaylord, you could only pray she marries someone with a decent last name.
My mother had a friend named Sara Ann Fox. She kept her maiden name when she married a guy with the last name Rapp. Could you imagine Sara Ann Rapp. 'She keeps a seal around the meat and stays fresh for days.'

[kiki]

My optomitrists name is
Dr. Rod Small
He must have had a hell of a time in school.

kiki

[andyp1]

I Knew an old lady about 10 yrs ago from my local

Fanny Mycock

She used her middle name Anne , for some reason.

[Capmaster]

My optomitrists name is
Dr. Rod Small
He must have had a hell of a time in school.

kiki

Speaking of doctors, there are two dentists here in town who should have changed their names - an orthodontist named Dr. Kenneth Hurt and there was another one named Dr. Pain, but he isn't listed in the phone book anymore so he either changed his name, moved, or got out of the business

[Devanshu]

Freshman year I went to school with a Dick Hertz.

[Doramius]

We need a sports all-star with the name Wilson Spalding and does comercials for Nike.

[tekkieman]

We have a dentist here named Dr. Siemen. I go to a different dentist, because I really don't want Siemen in my mouth....

[888888]

if your boss introduced a new co-worker "hi, this is our new copy bitch, Will Hay" you'd have a good chuckle (and not be able to explain why)

I just added an acount today, the contact name was Brian Potter
What weird/funny names do you come in contact with?

I always get a good laugh out of those Indian people with last name BUTT.

[Doramius]

We have a dentist here named Dr. Siemen. I go to a different dentist, because I really don't want Siemen in my mouth....

There's a Dr. Spitts in our YellowPages that does Orthodontics. For Plastic suregeons there's a Dr. Peel and a Dr. Fashal. That would be interesting if they got together and opened up an office. What would their Specialty be?

[reboot]

Two brothers and a sister (native indian) in a very small town near here:
Peter, Jack, and Bunny....Rabbit

[curryman]

There's a bloke that lives by me who's name is
Mr Lister.
not the funniest name around but i bet he feels a prick everytime he says it.

[Capmaster]

There's a bloke that lives by me who's name is
Mr Lister.
not the funniest name around but i bet he feels a prick everytime he says it.

Is his first initial "B"?

[jdw]

Thank God my mother had common sense. When I was born, my mother asked my brother (then 4 years old) what he thought they should name me. He wanted to name me after both of our grandfathers - grandpa Harry and grandpa Dick

[Doramius]

I can understand a foreginer coming to the US with a funny name, and them also naming a kid with a funny name because they don't know better or they don't understand completely. But come on, There is a guy who's name is Richard Heade and you can't tell me the parents didn't remotely think of what they were doing. I know a Dick Greene, too.

[flaninacupboard]

There's a bloke that lives by me who's name is
Mr Lister.
not the funniest name around but i bet he feels a prick everytime he says it.

Sweet! can you imagine trying to respectful to him?? "Mr Lister sir, i've prepared you a dish of space weevils"