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[offline]

Somehow Offline has me drawing a blank in my mind as to what to think of him. All I can picture is that his family room must have 2 televisions one tuned to the Spice channel and the other, Food Network.

So whats so wrong in loving food?

[northcat_8]

the vinyl fetish isn't real ....it, too, is a joke

Liar.

Don't let Capmaster try to lie his way out if it. He told the truth openly and boldy the first time. That was when he was anonymous. Now we know what he looks like, sounds like, have video of where he lives and works...pretty soon someone puts 2 and 2 together...recognizes him at the grocery store and proclaims "VINYL GOAT ******" and then his secret is exposed to his local community.

Bullshit someone else Cap. I know the best place to hide a unbelievable truth is boldly in the open

I was a deviant child too.

For our slower viewers please read the following example: From the Red Wing Association's Cadet Handbook. It is example 5 on page 342. "The Art of Deception: Having your Kate and eating Ashley too"

Scenerio: You were screwing your girlfriend's sister and ended up being late to your GF's house...
Girlfriend says: "Where have you been?"
RWA reply: "I had to stop and **** your sister."
Girlfriend says: "Come on, seriously...where were you?"
**now make up a believable story that will satisfy her**
RWA lie: "I'm sorry, my mom asked me if I would drop a few things off at my aunts house on my over here tonight."

I'm not believing you Cap...you're a vinyl goat ****** and I know it :P

[offline]

jeesus, and you're a ******* moderator?! how can you function in everyday life with that evil gravy-shagging compulsion in the back of your mind?!
I hate to think what happens with the christmas turkey.....

Now now.. flan! Just a little extra sauce.. can't hurt none.

I'll even let you have the white meat

[Capmaster]

I guess I can't bullshit a bullshitter, northcat. You're right. I have a weakness, and I'm working on it. And, yes, I have been recognized in the grocery store, and heard a shrill scream "Hey look - it's that vinyl goat-******, Capmaster". I didn't see who shouted it, but it seemed to come from the wine cooler aisle

[flaninacupboard]

you know you've made me laugh when this happens:

[northcat_8]

I guess I can't bullshit a bullshitter, northcat. You're right. I have a weakness, and I'm working on it. And, yes, I have been recognized in the grocery store, and heard a shrill scream "Hey look - it's that vinyl goat-******, Capmaster". I didn't see who shouted it, but it seemed to come from the wine cooler aisle

Nice one Cap

[Doramius]

Don't worry the Cap is up to all of the normal practices he has always done while with us at videohelp.com. He was just trying to quell someone who has no sense of humor and who has balls like a bowl of Jello. I know Offline is a bit turned on by that last statement, but I think it's best you all know the truth.....Lesbians can be Bisexual. I know this may come as a shock to you, but this is something we can all appreciate. So go out there and find a bisexual lesbian.

Yes, I know this message makes about as much sense as a cow in a hardware store. The real question is, "What kind of a F'd up mind thinks up these metaphores?"

[northcat_8]

Now now.. flan! Just a little extra sauce.. can't hurt none.

Ready mix gravy...BRILLIANT!!!!!!!
what flavors do they have? O-positive or AB-negative?

[Capmaster]

Don't worry the Cap is up to all of the normal practices he has always done while with us at videohelp.com. He was just trying to quell someone who has no sense of humor and who has balls like a bowl of Jello. I know Offline is a bit turned on by that last statement, but I think it's best you all know the truth.....Lesbians can be Bisexual. I know this may come as a shock to you, but this is something we can all appreciate. So go out there and find a bisexual lesbian.

Yes, I know this message makes about as much sense as a cow in a hardware store. The real question is, "What kind of a F'd up mind thinks up these metaphores?"

Indeed. Fibbing is allowed when one's .......errr .....hobbies .......are discovered and it's necessary to discredit and shift the focus

[northcat_8]

Don't worry the Cap is up to all of the normal practices he has always done while with us at videohelp.com. He was just trying to quell someone who has no sense of humor and who has balls like a bowl of Jello. I know Offline is a bit turned on by that last statement, but I think it's best you all know the truth.....Lesbians can be Bisexual. I know this may come as a shock to you, but this is something we can all appreciate. So go out there and find a bisexual lesbian.

Yes, I know this message makes about as much sense as a cow in a hardware store. The real question is, "What kind of a F'd up mind thinks up these metaphores?"

The same kind of fucked up mind that understands the meaning of such a metaphore...er....um....I..I don't know what kind of mind does that

Bisexual lesbians

[flaninacupboard]

what is the deal with lesbians? why does everyone find them so hot?

[Doramius]

Other than my real life RANTs. I think the biggest laughs people get from my posts are when I use a metaphore to state something doesn't make sense. However, I'm sure people get a rise out of them, like an airplane with no wings or motor.

[Doramius]

what is the deal with lesbians? why does everyone find them so hot?

Why do so many people like Taco Bell? It's the thought of having so many tacos around the face and hands that's inticing.

[Capmaster]

Other than my real life RANTs. I think the biggest laughs people get from my posts are when I use a metaphore to state something doesn't make sense. However, I'm sure people get a rise out of them, like an airplane with no wings or motor.

I think the biggest laughs I've gotten from your posts are the real experiences of yours. Very daring, but also very appreciated. I'm still first in the queue for your book when you write it, right?

[flaninacupboard]

if the aforementioned lightning incident happens we'll all be -in- the book

[Capmaster]

if the aforementioned lightning incident happens we'll all be -in- the book

I'm sitting down in the front room watching the Reagan funeral coverage right now. I'm using the Libretto and wireless. Everything is batteries. Am I still vulnerable if Doramius is hit by lightning?

[northcat_8]

what is the deal with lesbians? why does everyone find them so hot?

2 for the price of one...so to speak.

[flaninacupboard]

uhhh, yes. the lightning still affects you. and as the libretto is on your lap we'll say the lightning hits you square in the testicles. now you know how indolikaa feels

Seriously, Libretto? i haven't seen one of those for -years-! Is it a crusty old P133 or did you get better versions somewhere down the line?

[Capmaster]

uhhh, yes. the lightning still affects you. and as the libretto is on your lap we'll say the lightning hits you square in the testicles. now you know how indolikaa feels

Seriously, Libretto? i haven't seen one of those for -years-! Is it a crusty old P133 or did you get better versions somewhere down the line?

This one is a 110CT with a 233 Pentium. Not up to today's standards, but it does fine for e-mail and videohelp.com. A huge 4.5GB HD, 64MB RAM, and a widescreen display 640 x 400 display that's actually very nice. The docking station has USB too. Plus it was given to me by a friend at work free of charge

[flaninacupboard]

you lucky bastard!!! you've no idea how badly i wanted one of those, i couldn't believe it - QUAKE, in my POCKET on a P75!! but to have a 233?! well.....
they're actually still worth money http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3717&item=3485366623&rd=1
and that's a 133 unit overclocked to 233 (and running winXP )
Don't know if they do any newer models, maybe when the geode comes out. i don't like these palm style things with pens. if my handwriting was good enough for a palm to recognise i wouldn't need a pocket computer in the first place

[Capmaster]

you lucky bastard!!! you've no idea how badly i wanted one of those, i couldn't believe it - QUAKE, in my POCKET on a P75!! but to have a 233?! well.....
they're actually still worth money http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3717&item=3485366623&rd=1
and that's a 133 unit overclocked to 233 (and running winXP )
Don't know if they do any newer models, maybe when the geode comes out. i don't like these palm style things with pens. if my handwriting was good enough for a palm to recognise i wouldn't need a pocket computer in the first place

What's nice is the thing is the size of a paperback book but it hasn't been neutered in any way - desktop processor, keyboard that's small but still usable (I'm typing this on it). And he gave me 2 batteries and each one gives 2-1/2 hours of runtime. I run Win98 SE and not some ghey wannabe OS like CE Pretty cool little unit, especially with the wireless card. I can sit on the crapper and read the OT posts

[flaninacupboard]

there was a genuine 266 unit sold for £385 on ebay

THAT'S A BAJILLION DOLLARS!

Friend of mine has a wireless iPAQ, which is good i suppose, but like you say the librettos are a whole pc in your pocket. well, at least you're getting the use out of it. just don't ever attach a webcam to it, ok?

[Capmaster]

there was a genuine 266 unit sold for £385 on ebay

THAT'S A BAJILLION DOLLARS!

Friend of mine has a wireless iPAQ, which is good i suppose, but like you say the librettos are a whole pc in your pocket. well, at least you're getting the use out of it. just don't ever attach a webcam to it, ok?

Haha, nooo. The psychological damage that could cause here would keep a crew of therapists busy for three years

[northcat_8]

Maybe I shouldn't tell you what I paid for my 2.2 AMD HP Pavilion Notebook then