Funny Truck Sign

[Capmaster]

Young people are out of luck

Or it's to let them know to speed up

[stiltman]

Young people are out of luck

Or it's to let them know to speed up

Death Race 2000

Old people = 10pts
Crippled old people = 20pts
Crippled old people with a baby = 100pts

Dang that was a stupid, but funny movie

[offline]

Here's your croc and wheelchair pic Doramius.

[dxj40c]

Don't have a picture of it, but I once saw a sign in Commerce, Texas at a College Bookstore parking space "Blind Parking Only". Never figured that one out.

[pacmania_2001]

My guess is that the ramp you see next to it is probably a boardwalk along a river or creek in north Queensland or the Northern Territory and because its a steep ramp some wheel chair bound people have to watch out not to fall into the croc infested water way.

[Doramius]

Here's how you play Pedestrian Polo.

The pedestrian victim must be walking without the aid of a motorized aid or vehicle.
The player's vehicle must be moving in a forward direction. If your vehicle is parked or moving in reverse, points are not counted for that hit. In order to play you must have a valid 'Pedestrian Polo' permit and a valid drivers license. There will be judges dressed as mock pedestrians to tally your score. Various state, national and international permits can be obtained for an extra annual cost to be able to play in other states or countries.

-100 hit a person on a motorized vehicle.
-10 hit a person on a Bicycle head on.
+10 hit a person on a bicycle with side of car. (basically if you manuver so they hit you)
+10 middle aged person walking
+5 Younger than middle age person walking
+50 elderly aged person walking
-5 If cane or walker is used as walking aid
+1/2 If carrying a child in arms
-50 If person is pregnant (we don't want to lose future pedestrians)
-10 for hitting children under 8 years of age
+3 knock a person through the air (this is called a birdie)
+5 Knock a person into a sewer (this is called an hole in one)
+10 hit someone of the same gender or race
+5 hit someone you're unsure of gender or race
+10 extra per person if walking in a group larger than 3
+50 If the person manages to give you the bird before you hit them
-20 hit someone you know
+5 if you honk your horn and scare a person to stop in shock
-5 if the person is an out of country or out of state tourist (they fall out of local Pedestrian Polo Game jurisdiction)

A polished brass collar pin, of a Car with a person sprawled on the hood, is given every time 1000 points is made. For every 50 pins a gold plated trophy, of an Indy car with an elderly person under the front, is given. for every 10 trophies collected in a 1 year period, that person gets a 3 day 2 night stay in Daytona and drive 3 laps in a Nextel Cup car on the 500 track while 100 elderly people try to walk across and get a cup of coffee. If you take out all 100 pedestrians you are given a $100,000 cash prize.

Happy Driving.

[offline]

My guess is that the ramp you see next to it is probably a boardwalk along a river or creek in north Queensland or the Northern Territory and because its a steep ramp some wheel chair bound people have to watch out not to fall into the croc infested water way.

No. It is an insurance fraud testing facility

[Doramius]

I saw Capmasters house and snapped this picture the other day.



Nice size yard Cap.

[Capmaster]

I saw Capmasters house and snapped this picture the other day.



Nice size yard Cap.

If it wasn't for the goat, I'd be mowing the lawn all day. Goats have other side benefits too

[Doramius]

yeah, we've heard all of.....well.....some of the side benefits of having a goat anyway. I'm sure there are ones you haven't disclosed to us. I think some we might not want to know. I also saw the sign in front of your old high school.

[Tommyknocker]

yeah, we've heard all of.....well.....some of the side benefits of having a goat anyway. I'm sure there are ones you haven't disclosed to us. I think some we might not want to know. I also saw the sign in front of your old high school.

Then there was the incident with your parents and the video. Dude, you are headed towards years of analysis at breakneck speeds.

[Capmaster]

yeah, we've heard all of.....well.....some of the side benefits of having a goat anyway. I'm sure there are ones you haven't disclosed to us. I think some we might not want to know. I also saw the sign in front of your old high school.

Then there was the incident with your parents and the video. Dude, you are headed towards years of analysis at breakneck speeds.

Tommyknocker, One of these days you're going to shock everyone here and say something about someone or something that isn't negative and hateful. I'll bet you don't get invited to many parties ....am I right? :P

[Tommyknocker]

I get this from a man a vinyl fetish. It was a joke plain and simple. And yes, I get invited to parties all the time.

[Doramius]

I'm sure I have years of therapy awaiting my therapist once I tell him my life's events to find out what's wrong with me. Honestly, I know what's wrong with me. I don't need a therapist to tell me. I'd only go to see if I could mess him up a bit. Is there a cuckoo smiley?

[Capmaster]

I get this from a man a vinyl fetish. It was a joke plain and simple.

If it was a joke, I apoligize. It didn't sound that way though. And the vinyl fetish isn't real ....it, too, is a joke, as everyone else here already knows.

And FYI, the CNN parody post I put up was also a joke :P

[Tommyknocker]

I get this from a man a vinyl fetish. It was a joke plain and simple.

If it was a joke, I apoligize. It didn't sound that way though. And the vinyl fetish isn't real ....it, too, is a joke, as everyone else here already knows.

And FYI, the CNN parody post I put up was also a joke :P

Un huh. And just how much are you asking for that land in Florida?

[Doramius]

I get this from a man a vinyl fetish. It was a joke plain and simple.

If it was a joke, I apoligize. It didn't sound that way though. And the vinyl fetish isn't real ....it, too, is a joke, as everyone else here already knows.

And FYI, the CNN parody post I put up was also a joke :P

I think it's an obvious joke, I think if anything like that were for real, you'd be posting in forums totally unrelated to Videohelp.com. More like goatf**k.com or vinylfantasy.com. I'm hoping those are fake sites because I just made them up. I should probably check first, but oh well.

[Capmaster]

I get this from a man a vinyl fetish. It was a joke plain and simple.

If it was a joke, I apoligize. It didn't sound that way though. And the vinyl fetish isn't real ....it, too, is a joke, as everyone else here already knows.

And FYI, the CNN parody post I put up was also a joke :P

I think it's an obvious joke, I think if anything like that were for real, you'd be posting in forums totally unrelated to Videohelp.com. More like goatf**k.com or vinylfantasy.com. I'm hoping those are fake sites because I just made them up. I should probably check first, but oh well.

Of course it's a joke. If you remember, but maybe you don't, it was started by Pacmania_2001 in the thread I started about the nice dvd cabinet I had bought. I posted a pic, with all the dvds. Pac added "Midget Clown Porn Vol. 2" to one of the DVD labels Then came the inflatables, then sheep, then clown inflatables It's a nice theme for good-natured ribbing and teasing, and it opened up areas for lots of funny stuff. But I thought for sure that nobody actually believed it. Someone with no sense of humor, perhaps

[flaninacupboard]

It's all a lie?!
i knew the midget clown porn was pushing it but the vinyl is just MADE UP?! right that's it, time to round up some hillbillies and kick your goddam ass, mofo!

[Capmaster]

It's all a lie?!
i knew the midget clown porn was pushing it but the vinyl is just MADE UP?! right that's it, time to round up some hillbillies and kick your goddam ass, mofo!

Now Flan, I know you had dibs on my used inflatables when I upgrade them. If it'll make you feel better, I'll order you some from one of the many inflatables web stores

Edit: The disturbing irony of this just struck me - Flaninacupboard thinks less of me now that he knows I don't screw inflatable sheep LMAO

[flaninacupboard]

I did use to own an inflatable. it was bought for me by some friends for my 16th birthday......

[offline]

I really really was proud of you Cap. You were my role model.
The intestinal fortitude to tell the world (well videohelp.com anyway)
your innermost desires, fantasies and methods of fulfillment
left me in ewe.

And now you say its all fake?

Just when I was going to reveal my fetish about accountants on stilts,
firemen in swimming pools and small packets of ready mix gravy.

Oh no!

[Capmaster]

I really really was proud of you Cap. You were my role model.
The intestinal fortitude to tell the world (well videohelp.com anyway)
your innermost desires, fantasies and methods of fulfillment
left me in ewe.

And now you say its all fake?

Just when I was going to reveal my fetish about accountants on stilts,
firemen in swimming pools and small packets of ready mix gravy.

Oh no!

"In ewe" Nice play on words
My God offline, I knew you had issues, but small packets of ready-mix gravy? I don't think they even have a support group for that LMAO AGAIN!

[Doramius]

I'll have to conduct a support group for those with 'Capmaster Reality Denial'. Everyone who comes in must learn to resist vinyl and midget clowns.

Cap, they may have a support group for Offline. It's primarily for Homersexuals who like to 'season the meat'. But it might work for Offline, too.

[offline]

Thanks cap.. I knew it was true - we all can support eachother

"In ewe" Nice play on words.

...Uh that was my position at the time

My God offline, I knew you had issues, but small packets of ready-mix gravy?

The other kinds go lumpy.

I don't think they even have a support group for that

What about videohelp.com: the discussion of VCD,SVCD and
DVD capturing, Encoding, Authoring, Golf, Firearms, Inflatable love,
Pretences, Bad Jokes, Tasteless Humor, Nuclear Weapons and Guidance theory 101, Newbies, Wives & Girlfriends, the undead and small
packets of ready mixed gravy.

[Capmaster]

That's why I love this place - I'm not alone in my perversions and unhealthy fantasies

[offline]

Doramius, I am hetro. Everything I lay has to be female
or at least in the process of becoming such..

Took me ages to find female ready mix gravy

[Doramius]

Somehow Offline has me drawing a blank in my mind as to what to think of him. All I can picture is that his family room must have 2 televisions one tuned to the Spice channel and the other, Food Network.

[offline]

in the process of becoming such..

Oh before a bunch of transexual she-males jump out the closet at the above
remark, I better warn the lot of you that it's full and can't fit
anymore.

[flaninacupboard]

jeesus, and you're a ******* moderator?! how can you function in everyday life with that evil gravy-shagging compulsion in the back of your mind?!
I hate to think what happens with the christmas turkey.....