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[Capmaster]

Indo always finds newer and more sadistic ways to tempt me Knowing that these sheep are over 400 miles away from me and even I wouldn't drive that far for sheep, the thought did cross my mind

Needless to say, I see vinyl friction in Dolly's future

[Ripper2860]

They are all soooo cute and cuddly ...


... and HOT! I want them! I want them in an awful way! In an illegal in 48 states kinda way !!!!l

All I would need to complete the fantasy would be if they were all parading around in "come **** me" pumps and crotchless panties !!

Hey -- I didn't write that !!!


Oh my God !! I just realize what happened. I must have been "channeling" Capmaster.

[northcat_8]

Talk about "Little Bo Peep lost her sheep"...

[flaninacupboard]

and that's because 3-5 days a month their wives and girlfriends are getting their "frustrations" worked out at the Red Wing Bar and Grill...where we have liquor in the front and poker in the rear.

good one, it's midnight here and i think i woke the rest of the house laughing!

Is someone going to go through the sheep pics looking for oversized testicles?

[SatStorm]

No yellow Sheeps?
Not interest if no yellow....

[Cobra]

Put a pair of these on and pretend, SatStorm!



Cobra

[northcat_8]

now them's yellow sheepies

[SatStorm]

Oh my, if that makes me horny!

[Cobra]

Some damn good work there with the glasses, northcat.

Cobra

[northcat_8]

Thanks. The glasses were admittedly very easy, I would have liked to have had a bigger pic of Satstorm but it came out OK.

I'm sure you have noticed that I like to make graphics in photoshop for...entertainment purposes, but really all these BS things I make up and post on here, serve to make me a little better with PS each pic I do and it shows up in the quality and artwork in my DVD menus and titles. So while it may seem like pointless making fun and screwing around, I am actually working

[flaninacupboard]

oh yeah, i'm practicing my typing and language skils

And my illogical reasoning skills

[offline]

...and me my whoring skills 8)

[flaninacupboard]

you dang 'ho!

[Cobra]

I'm practicing keeping my cool. I've lost too many lecturers recently...

Especially genetics lecturers... That git changed all the questions on the exam yesterday from the ones that showed a pattern in the last five years, and I couldn't answer a damn thing. Only a few people liked the exam. He's a crap lecturer, too. Sticks the Powerpoint up, reads it out and disappears. I might have a picture of him somewhere......

Ah yes, here he is!



Gimp........

Cobra

[offline]

you dang 'ho!

'Sup my man?

ya callin me a Ho!?

You bet your ass I am. Brother, you are the rightous and kick ass smokin dude! Dem caspers mofo's aint got a stick to your slick.

Damn Nasty!

[flaninacupboard]

s'all good biatch, you be runnin' down wit my side now, none u dis shit from that bald-rack mofo, aiiii?

[offline]

Baldrick man? shiiiet!
he's da shaven haven. Respect!
Doh wan no cap in my ass.

[Capmaster]

straight up "G" homey

[flaninacupboard]

got the c to tha m! s'up you goat-damn vinylfucker! you been playin'?

[northcat_8]

Wow....you guys need to get out and hang around the CURRENT youth...your stereotyping satire is about 5 years old :P :P

[flaninacupboard]

hahaha, being criticised on our coolness by a TEACHER! :P

What's next, my dad's going to post saying i really should wear more paisley? maybe some tweed?

[offline]

Wow....you guys need to get out and hang around the CURRENT youth...your stereotyping satire is about 5 years old

That is so gay. Need to change the station 'tude.

[Capmaster]

Wow....you guys need to get out and hang around the CURRENT youth...your stereotyping satire is about 5 years old :P :P

Yo yo yo, it's been a while since I was kickin with my homeys from the hood, yo. I musta lost touch. Word. 8)

[offline]

Lets start a rap song for Northcat.

I'll start...

kickin back suckin lemon and lime aint got no time to please
the teacher, an apple a day keep Dr Gee away but
a kilo of 'cain keeps Northcat insane.

[Capmaster]

Lets start a rap song for Northcat.

I'll start...

kickin back suckin lemon and lime aint got no time to please
the teacher, an apple a day keep Dr Gee away but
a kilo of 'cain keeps Northcat insane.

He be a hip-hop teacher, really knows his feces
He be dissin dis and dissin dat an keepin me in pieces

[Ripper2860]

Lets start a rap song for Northcat.

I'll start...

kickin back suckin lemon and lime aint got no time to please
the teacher, an apple a day keep Dr Gee away but
a kilo of 'cain keeps Northcat insane.

refrain:

Yo! Yo! Muthafucka! Yo! Yo! MuthaFucka!

:end refrain


I don't listen to cRAP music, so consider this contribution a sign of the LUV (not man love) I have for the brothers in this forum !!

[northcat_8]

FC - I'm just sayin if you gonna run game, you have be straight. You spittin weak. You Clownin? You got jokes? That's cool but you can't be half steppin...damn dog.

OL - Why you buggin? I'm just sayin it straight, you bounce like that, tryin to be all hard. You need some brain, spark a philly and chill.

C master - Yea, you kind of stamped an age on yourself with the "word" and the "homey" comment. There are no more homeys, your friend is your dog or ni**a and a group of friends is your crew


You also have to have an insane use of the "N" word. But not the whole word. It's cool if you end it in "ga" but racist if you end it in "ger". I don't use that word but as I was getting on some of my black students for their use of it, that's how it was explained to me

[Capmaster]

FC - I'm just sayin if you gonna run game, you have be straight. You spittin weak. You Clownin? You got jokes? That's cool but you can't be half steppin...damn dog.

OL - Why you buggin? I'm just sayin it straight, you bounce like that, tryin to be all hard. You need some brain, spark a philly and chill.

C master - Yea, you kind of stamped an age on yourself with the "word" and the "homey" comment. There are no more homeys, your friend is your dog or ni**a and a group of friends is your crew


You also have to have an insane use of the "N" word. But not the whole word. It's cool if you end it in "ga" but racist if you end it in "ger". I don't use that word but as I was getting on some of my black students for their use of it, that's how it was explained to me

I never claimed to know the gangsta lingo. Actually, I'm kinda glad I don't. If I did, that would make me a wannabe white-ass bitch.

I never liked the "N" word, I don't use it anywhere, and I don't like hearing it. It is the most racially degrading word I can think of, and changing the end to "ga" still makes it too close for me to ever be comfortable with it. :P

I watched American History X last night and I had to cringe every time I heard it, even though I know they were acting.

[northcat_8]

I don't use it either and I do not like hearing it. Where I grew up and went to HS was almost all white...2 black kids. The N word up there has a racist meaning and is used with those intentions. Where I currently work I would say the racial mix is about 40% white, 40% black and 20% other. And by other I literally mean OTHER. Kids from mexico, peurto rico, japan, india, africa, germany, france, aphganistan, iraq...it is a very mulitcultural school.

Racism here, while it still exists, is not openly expressed by any group. Which is one of the main reasons that I like working here.

[indolikaa]

You alls a bunch of bitches.