change "member" title

[jakol]

when or how can i change my "member" title to something i want..like administrator maybe .do i need to post whore?

[stiltman]

when or how can i change my "member" title to something i want..like administrator maybe .do i need to post whore?

Time and posts

Guess you have to be a better post whore or ask/answer more questions

[DiablosuX102]

its called the "member status"

[stiltman]

BTW, I call my "member" Johson

sorry just had to make a smart@$$ comment

[jakol]

member status yeah..
under my avatar...it says member, can i edit/ change it ?
when? how many post do i need to post before i can change it? 100, 1000?

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[northcat_8]

I call mine "Mr. Happy"

You can change your member status in your profile. You can enter your profile at the very top of the screen...where it says "profile"

You are going to need to get to post whoring though. I would be willing to offer you a charter membership into the Red Wing Association...but membership requires a 3/5 majority vote by the Executive Committee.

[offline]

Do a "Baldrick"
Go to the test forum and fire away.

[DereX888]

oooo
so thats what is this "member status" line referring to?
darn, I misunderstood it completely

_________________
edit:
my "Member Status" no longer says "always up" (although it still is )

[offline]

but membership requires a 3/5 majority vote by the Executive Committee

or a session with Dolly who is the club's bike - wanton shamelsss hussy!!

[jakol]

thanks for the offer, but the anti red winger offered me membership first

[offline]

Are you sure? Ever had Vinyl ? Once experienced you would never go back.

All the Anti group do is sit around a campfire toasting marshmallows
and singing songs.

[jakol]

Do a "Baldrick"
Go to the test forum and fire away.

before i forget, what do mean do a "Bald rick"?

[northcat_8]

and that's because 3-5 days a month their wives and girlfriends are getting their "frustrations" worked out at the Red Wing Bar and Grill...where we have liquor in the front and poker in the rear.

Since you do not wish to be part of the RWA, you will want to change your member status to limp, flacid, lonely, in right hand...or something to that affect. :P

[offline]

And on Tuesdays "happy hour" we drink



while The Anti Red Winger's suck on

[DereX888]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Does "vergina" stands for "virgin vagina", or is it just my (as usual) dirty imagination?

[Cobra]

what do mean do a "Bald rick"?

Baldrick is the owner of VideoHelp, and the forum Administrator. It's because of His hard graft that a lot of us have the skills we do now. This would be Baldrick's profile:

https://www.videohelp.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=3397

And in case you're wondering where the name Baldrick came from:

http://www.blackadderhall.co.uk/

Cobra

[northcat_8]

Ut-oh DeteX888 is on to us...parallel thinkers, that's what we're after...I'll send out the membership form in the next 3-5 business days.

[offline]

Cobra, you REALLY want to become a Moderator Baaaaad!

You forgot to mention that his worship also hits the Test
Forum like Pepé Le Pew in heat 8) hence the term "do a Baldrick"

That is how to get your post count up. Helps if you
can do funny one liners like the boss can as well.

[Cobra]

Cobra, you REALLY want to become a Moderator Baaaaad!

That will come through time and my actions on these boards, nothing else.

[Ripper2860]

Baldrick is the owner of VideoHelp, and the forum Administrator. It's because of His hard graft that a lot of us have the skills we do now. This would be Baldrick's profile:

https://www.videohelp.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=3397

And in case you're wondering where the name Baldrick came from:

http://www.blackadderhall.co.uk/

Cobra

Shameful! Absolutely shameful!
I have never seen a more blatant display of "Ass Kissing" by a forum member!

[Cobra]

Sorry, haven't slept all night and I've got a load on my mind. My posts are getting a little twisted now, and will probably only get worse.

Cobra

[northcat_8]

Offline - Ripper,

Let us not be so quick to judge Mr. Cobra. Recall your notes from Dr. Khan's Newbie 104 class. Ass kissing is essential for post whoredom.

Although this seems to be a new benchmark in: Kissing of the Ass. We will have to get a definitive ruling from Dr. Khan on whether this is an outstanding example for us to follow or if it is shameless publicity of some deep unspoken feelings trying to gain acceptence by way of sympathy.

[DereX888]

I'd vote for making it sticky as an example of well-written top-notch class of ass licking with balls tickling combined

[offline]

Brother northcat_8; I appreciate to your wisdom in this matter.
Pray that you are right and that the heavens to not descend
upon us. I mean that much vacuum at sea level is a risk to
us all.

As for the good doctor, I doubt that we will hear from our
beloved brother for some time. He said something about
hitting vodka and then hitting something else. I do know
that cries of "Oh My God" and "Yes Yes Yesss!" have been
heard as far away as the space station. Perchance he
is putting to practice that method Capmaster demonstrated
on Dolly Friday Night.

As for DereX888, he seems a most promising candidate.
But for every apprentice you must have a master. Who
will teach young DereX888 the ways of the Vinyl? I
sense much fear in him.

[pacmania_2001]

when or how can i change my "member" title to something i want..like administrator maybe .do i need to post whore?

I've been here for 3+ years and still can't figure out that question.

[Baldrick]

when or how can i change my "member" title to something i want..like administrator maybe .do i need to post whore?

now and under your profile.



Ass kissing is always good ...but not in this off topic forum though...I read about 0.000054% of all topics here.

[Capmaster]

Sorry, haven't slept all night and I've got a load on my mind. My posts are getting a little twisted now, and will probably only get worse.

Cobra

Don't apologize Cobra. Many of us have kissed his royal Baldrick-ness' hindquarters, or that of his minion moderators on occasion. Those of us who aspire to greatness in the form of being masters of time and space, and wielding the beloved "instant ban" button, that is

[indolikaa]

Good morning, fellow Post Whores.

Dr. Khan will be out on personal leave for an extended period of time. As you may or may not have heard, the bi-annual 'Pilgrimage' took place this week. The last we saw Dr. Khan was passed out after having consumed his own weight in wine coolers and mutton over a six-day period, somewhere in the vicinity of Chamisa Ranch.


It all started when Dr. Khan was alerted by the Navajo County Sheriff's dispatch to a road blockage by a bunch of ********.



And then they appeared.



And there was much joy in the land, for there were sheep as far as the eyes could see. And not just inflatable sheep, but real sheep, with real biological anatomy from which to pleasure ones's self. Hundreds of sheep, possibly even thousands of sheep. Urgent telecommunications channels were opened to Kirtland Air Force Base, so that Capmaster could be informed of this marvelous progression of pure, unadulterated sexual bliss.



And there was VARIETY to be had, friends. While many are not of the sheep persuasion, our friend here was not to be disappointed. After much translation, we were finally able to determine that our hooved friend below was simply asking, "offline?" While he was enormously disappointed to discover the RWA VP was, in fact, half a world away, his eyes brightened up with joy when informed that the good Dr. Gee would be around soon to 'work on his back' a tad.



And thus, an entire week of uncontrolled orgy commenced. And while some of the stragglers tried to avoid the sexual carnage that followed, none were spared the true pleasure of being caught in the grasps of an Annual Red-Wingers Roast.



As you can see, Dr. Khan has a long recovery ahead of him. He has asked that I conduct your next seminar in newbie development, Newbies 105: Obscenities and Vulgarity, which is scheduled for this Friday at 8:00 AM Arizona Time.

Yours Truly,

Dr. I.D. WankHer
Snowflake University



Tell me this wasn't a Kodak moment?

[Ripper2860]

They are all soooo cute and cuddly ...


... and HOT! I want them! I want them in an awful way! In an illegal in 48 states kinda way !!!!l

All I would need to complete the fantasy would be if they were all parading around in "come **** me" pumps and crotchless panties !!

[jakol]

funny...i've scan my profile several times before i didn't see this member status option...but i do now...maybe Baldrick just added it? anyhow i can change it now..thanks.