What kind of webpage should I make?

[Hatz]

Hey there everyone. I am currently taking a ridiculous Internet Essentials class online this summer. I have to take it because I am short a few electives at my real college and just thought I would take some cheese class to earn the credits.

Well at the end of the semester we have to make a webpage. Any ideas on what I should make? I would like something totally off the wall that people will look back on and say.....what the hell is wrong with this kid. But at the same time I don't want to fail for making a gay preteen midget porn site.

Let me know some ideas. Thanks.

Hatz

[stiltman]

A Porn site

Imagine the looks you'll get

Then lie to them and say it brings in around 5K a month

[indolikaa]

www.videohelp.co.uk


Make the content 100% Off-Topic, and hire Northcat_8 as your Senior Moderator. You won't make a dime, but you'll have more hits on your site than any of your fellow students.

[jeex]

stiltman is on to something here.. i've been throwing this thought around in my mind for a few years now.. its a win/win situation.

basically you setup a porn site (coming soon..), put some ads in newspapers/etc looking for adult models.. rent out some office space (tint the windows), create a questionaire, get a friend who is in on the fun..

basically, you get chicks to come in to your office, fill out a questionaire, and then you videotape them while they blow you (and whatever else they'll consent to).. you can filter out the fugly chicks with a "thanks, we'll call you".. this will just be an audition (which they'll agree to in the questionaire/contract)..

soooo basically, you'll be getting blowjobs all day long.. you can only cum so much, so you have your good friend take the excess (or fuglies)..

you put up the video's on the porn site and see if it makes money.. if it does, then awesome.. if it doesnt, then hey, you just got a buncha blowjobs..

if you wanna get even more sinister.. you "hire" guys to be models (they'll be paid $1, but have to pay you $50 to represent them).. these guys then get blowjobs from the chicks coming in.. its like legal prostitution! and you sit there raking in all the cash..

[galactica]

you can only cum so much, so you have your good friend take the excess (or fuglies)..

If my basic human biology knowledge is correct... its 15 min on average between orgasms for a male. So for an 8 hour porn job as jeex describes thats an average of 32 cums/8hours. 96 if you went 24 hours!

I read somewhere also that a daily masterbate has been shown to reduce the risk of prostate cancer in men. So this sounds like an idea job since you would be decreasing your risk by 31x more than the average joe out there!

[tekkieman]

I read somewhere also that a daily masterbate......

Where'd you get my journal?????????

[Hatz]

HAHAHAHHA. I would love to do a porn site. I don't think this page even has to be published though. Just a basic webpage for beginners. I think I am going to email him and see what he says about an adult website. Hell, I might even put some ads in the paper like you said Jeex and see if it works.

Worst cums to worst, no one answers the ads and I just beat off like I do anyways.

Hatz

[indolikaa]

Worst cums to worst

Bad pun, man. Bad pun.

[Hatz]

Worst cums to worst

Bad pun, man. Bad pun.

I know it was really cheesy....but I thought it fit the message. I am going to go "punish" myself now for saying it.

HEHEHHE....another really really bad pun.

Hatz

[flaninacupboard]

www.videohelp.co.uk


Make the content 100% Off-Topic, and hire Northcat_8 as your Senior Moderator. You won't make a dime, but you'll have more hits on your site than any of your fellow students.

don't forget you need an instant banning system for all those irritating people showing up telling us vhelp.com is better.

do a website that examines the history of toenail clipping classification systems.

[pacmania_2001]

Had to do a similar assignment for an introductory computer course at uni however we had the rules that it couldn't be a porn or hateful site.

What does my whack job mate do? Makes up a site selling "Backyard Abortion Kits (Coat Hangar sold separately)". Got a good laugh from most of us and he passed.

[Doramius]

Do the unofficial Clown Website dedicated to Capmaster and Dr. Gee. And then you have Pics of the day that show various vinyl animals.

My friend owns a site, but it's down at the moment because he felt it needed something more, called supwidis.com . All it used to have was a page that said in big bold letters "What's Up With This?", a picture of a downsyndrome kid shrugging his shoulders, and a guest signing page. He got about 200 hits a day due to word of mouth over a 2 year period.

[SLK001]

A Porn site

Imagine the looks you'll get

Then lie to them and say it brings in around 5K a month

Or, you can really set one up, and by the time that you are ready for a grade really be at $5k a month! And climbing!

Or, you could set something up really cheezy like a video help website!

[Capmaster]

Doramius hit on something. I think a website dedicated to discriminating perverts who also happen to use their PCs a lot. Have the usual clown porn, but also have PC hardware. To borrow an idea that appeared recently here in dear old OT, I'm talking the Japanese schoolgirl PC case "For The Perverted Modder".

Add in some dildonics, make them custom so you can minimize inventory, and make a few bucks. Who knows - maybe a "Kill Bill" line of cases with the flagship "Chiaki" model that spins a little mace out of the top and only shuts down when you stick a nail in it

Then there could be the "Capmaster Line", which offers "vinyl dildonics on demand", overcocking, and funky circus colors. Hmmmm ......., add a support forum that only has an OT section, where one can go to post truly funny CNN spoofs and other pictures without having to worry about offending anyone.

Also offer the "Northcat line", which observes monthly cycles, for the Red Winger.

Then there's the "Indolikaa Line" which achieves critical mass within 10 seconds if you don't properly enter the boot password. Comes with a wine cooler dispenser.

What do you think?

[Doramius]

Don't forget a Wang operating system, with enough USB 2.0 and firewire ports to handle the accessories. i wonder if someone could make a processor cooler that looked like an A**. Hold your hand up to it and feel warm air blowing. That would be hilarious. Sounds like your site needs to be a PC parts store.

[Capmaster]

Hold your hand up to it and feel warm air blowing.

"I know my overcocked Athlon is OK because I can 'feel the farts'.

[Doramius]

hey, liquid cooled systems could be a big tit with a breast pump cup. Add a dye to make the water look milky white.

Cap, we need to start or own PC parts engineering company. These could really sell.

[Capmaster]

hey, liquid cooled systems could be a big tit with a breast pump cup. Add a dye to make the water look milky white.

Cap, we need to start or own PC parts engineering company. These could really sell.

I agree we could sell some, but the market we'd be appealing to would be disturbing Oh well, WTF? Perv money spends just like regular money

[Doramius]

Perv money tends to come in faster, too, along with expedited shipping requests.