Have you noticed......

[stiltman]

The number of topics going south is at the same rate and ratio as the increased use of profanity?


Stiltman the thread ratio tracker 8)

[MOVIEGEEK]

What a stupid ******* topic.
Did anyone see the Miss Universe pageant?Miss Australia...what a hottie!

[jeex]

The number of topics going south is at the same rate and ratio as the increased use of profanity?


Stiltman the thread ratio tracker 8)

do you have any facts/stats to prove this?

[Ripper2860]

OK -- but ...

1. Which came 1st -- the profanity or the topics going south?
2. Would the topics have gone south anyway -- even without the profanity?
3. Did the profanity accelerate the demise of the topic?
4. Was the topic already heading south and the profanity merely kept the topic interesting and viable?
5. Do topics go South for the Winter and then return North for the Spring?

We may never know the answers to these deep and thought provoking questions.

Please feel free to discuss theses questions among yourselves.

Perhaps Indo can write an essay on the state oof profanity in the off-topic forum and the affect.

[Guest]

OK -- but ...

1. Which came 1st -- the profanity or the topics going south?
2. Would the topics have gone south anyway -- even without the profanity?
3. Did the profanity accelerate the demise of the topic?
4. Was the topic already heading south and the profanity merely kept the topic interesting and viable?
5. Do topics go south for the winter and then return north fo the spring?We may never know the answers to these deep and thought provoking questions.

Please feel free to discuss them among yourselves.

Depends on the hemisphere

[Ripper2860]

OK Dr "Smart-ass"! What if the topic started on the Equator. Then what ??

[Guest]

OK Dr "Smart-ass"! What if the topic started on the Equator. Then what ??

Split the difference

[northcat_8]

OK Dr "Smart-ass"! What if the topic started on the Equator. Then what ??

would you guys watch your ******* language

[Guest]

OK Dr "Smart-ass"! What if the topic started on the Equator. Then what ??

would you guys watch your ******* language

I agree.It should be "smart arse"

[teegee420]

OK Dr "Smart-ass"! What if the topic started on the Equator. Then what ??

would you guys watch your ******* language

**** fuckity **** **** ****. :P

[Ripper2860]

OK now! Once again, I try to participate in an intelligent discussion related to the topic at hand, and some dickless ass-holes start ******* around and take it right into the shit-pile!!!!

What the **** is wrong with you guys !!?? Quit it !!!!

[northcat_8]

OK now! Once again, I try to participate in an intelligent discussion related to the topic at hand, and some dickless ass-holes start ******* around and take it right into the shit-pile!!!!

ROFLMMFAO

[Ripper2860]

And just what is it you find so ******* amusing!!??

I start out by asking some simple questions relating to Stiltman's very intelligent hypothesis and then ...

"DR Smart-Ass" sticks his ******* snout in with his "depends on which hemisphere" bullshit! "Oh look everybody -- I'm so ******* damned smart, I'm swimming in money, getting my ass spanked by flight attendents in airplanes, running around with gorgeous honeys wearing non-thongs, and making kick-ass techno acid loops. Look at me I'm so ******* smart !!!!" Die you bastard !!

And then there's the condescending North_cat dispensing his brand of two-faced justice. Spewing his "Do as I say, not as I do" bullshit !! Thanks, but I already have a father that used that same bull-shit logic with me and it didn't work when I gave a shit, so it sure as hell ain't gonna work now!! Ass-faced Loser !!!!

Then there's TeeGee with his witty and frolicking bantor -- "**** fuckity **** **** ****". Think it's funny? Hey, go ahead -- just pile-on and really get this thread going in the crapper. Yeah - well you can "**** fuckity **** **** ****" yourself all the way to grandmothers house, where I'll be waiting for you and start a train on your ass. When I'm done, I'll bust a cap in you while you beg for mercy! Bitch !!!

To hell with all of you!! ...

I'm going to the Public Broadcasting and NPR forums, where intellects like me can have meaninful dialogues with intelligent people ...

and I bet they have chicks, too !!!!!



Naaahhhhhh !!! Too Much fun here !!! Even though all of you are a bunch of dicks !!

[northcat_8]

And then there's the condescending North_cat dispensing his brand of two-faced justice. Spewing his "Do as I say, not as I do" bullshit !! Thanks, but I already have a father that use that same bull-shit logic with me and it didn't work when I gave a shit, so it sure as hell ain't working now -- Loser !!!!

Condescending?? Ok, lets play your little "game"...

1. Which came 1st -- the profanity or the topics going south?

~the profanity is usually used in the actual turning of the topic.

2. Would the topics have gone south anyway -- even without the profanity?

~absolutely, the profanity is just a quicker way of saying the same thing.
~"I would like to have strenuous intercourse with her"...takes much longer to type than "I would **** her brains out"

3. Did the profanity accelerate the demise of the topic?

~did not accelerate, but shortened the amount of text required.

4. Was the topic already heading south and the profanity merely kept the topic interesting and viable?

~the majority of topics are questioned that got answered and then the topics get turned. Or are boring dumbass questions that need some zest in the text so the reader does not fall asleep while reading it.

5. Do topics go South for the Winter and then return North for the Spring?

~Topics hibernate in the archives...retard. Do you still ride the short bus with the flavored windows?

We may never know the answers to these deep and thought provoking questions.

~only those of you without the intellect to think outside the box will be left without answers.

Please feel free to discuss theses questions among yourselves.

~I have and I am all in agreement

Perhaps Indo can write an essay on the state oof profanity in the off-topic forum and the affect.

~Indo has been busy since getting back from his hunting trip. I think he took Dolly with him on the fishing trip and a few fish hooks got caught in her and he's been busy trying to get Dolly all patched up and the fish smell out of her before Capmaster comes to pick her up.


So Ripper, which hemishpere did you decide on? Eastern or Western?

And Ripper, if you are offended by my post then In the words of jimmalenko:


:P :P :P

[Ripper2860]

Haa!! No, I certainly did not ride the "short" bus to school. My mommie let me walk the 1 block to school, as long as I wore my bike helmet!!

Of course if I knew the windows were flavored, I might have insisted on riding that short bus and asked you to save me a seat !!

[thayne]

I think it's time to ban polls.....

[offline]

Ripper2860: dickless ass-holes

I would hope so. Mine certainly is. I can't answer for YOU ripper :P

[Ripper2860]

ABSOLUTELY NOT !!!!

Perhaps a well placed comma between "dickless" and "********" would have helped my cause!

[northcat_8]

Haa!! No, I certainly did not ride the "short" bus to school. My mommie let me walk the 1 block to school, as long as I wore my bike helmet!!

Of course if I knew the windows were flavored, I might have insisted on riding that short bus and asked you to save me a seat !!

My imaginary friend sits beside me on the way to skool. My window is cherry flavored...northcat likes cherry

[Capmaster]

think he took Dolly with him on the fishing trip and a few fish hooks got caught in her and he's been busy trying to get Dolly all patched up and the fish smell out of her before Capmaster comes to pick her up.

Ridiculous. Indo knows I prefer the fish smell for realism

Yeah - well you can "**** fuckity **** **** ****" yourself all the way to grandmothers house, where I'll be waiting for you and start a train on your ass. When I'm done, I'll bust a cap in you while you beg for mercy! Bitch !!!

Good one Can I use it on Naked Geek if he ever returns?

By the way, this forum has no chance of remaining NFU (non-fucked up) when the mods pull this sort of practical joke:

Offline replaced my muzzle flash sig pic with this one:



I couldn't have pulled a better one myself. Offline is my idol now He gets full free use of any of my sheep or clown inflatables 8)

[VCDHunter]

By the way, this forum has no chance of remaining NFU (non-fucked up) when the mods pull this sort of practical joke:

Offline replaced my muzzle flash sig pic with this one:



I couldn't have pulled a better one myself. Offline is my idol now He gets full free use of any of my sheep or clown inflatables 8)

I just thought you were stepping out of the closet like flan . . .

[Capmaster]

By the way, this forum has no chance of remaining NFU (non-fucked up) when the mods pull this sort of practical joke:

Offline replaced my muzzle flash sig pic with this one:



I couldn't have pulled a better one myself. Offline is my idol now He gets full free use of any of my sheep or clown inflatables 8)

I just thought you were stepping out of the closet like flan . . .

Contrary to perceptions given by offline's sig pic for me, and other posters, I'd hit any one of those babes, and thanked my lucky stars for the chance too

[The village idiot]

You guys mean this short bus?



Or this short bus?

[northcat_8]

By the way, this forum has no chance of remaining NFU (non-fucked up) when the mods pull this sort of practical joke:

Offline replaced my muzzle flash sig pic with this one:



I couldn't have pulled a better one myself. Offline is my idol now He gets full free use of any of my sheep or clown inflatables 8)

I was wondering WTF
I thought that Ram pic might have did you in

That rates a 5 smiley in the Red Wing scale of humor... ...that's a great one

Offline -

[northcat_8]

This is my bus, I drived to skool that day.

[Capmaster]

By the way, this forum has no chance of remaining NFU (non-fucked up) when the mods pull this sort of practical joke:

Offline replaced my muzzle flash sig pic with this one:



I couldn't have pulled a better one myself. Offline is my idol now He gets full free use of any of my sheep or clown inflatables 8)

I was wondering WTF
I thought that Ram pic might have did you in

Ram pic .... I don't follow.

[indolikaa]

offline you devious bastard, you!

Perhaps Indo can write an essay on the state oof profanity in the off-topic forum and the affect.

Consider it done!


We'll do it as a FOX News Channel special.

[Capmaster]

offline you devious bastard, you!

Perhaps Indo can write an essay on the state oof profanity in the off-topic forum and the affect.

Consider it done!


We'll do it as a FOX News Channel special.

I can't wait

[northcat_8]

back in the courtesy flush thread I think.

[Capmaster]

back in the courtesy flush thread I think.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot