excusing yourself to go poo poo

[Capmaster]

That's $#@&ed up man. They don't even look the same. You said those were taken with a 35mm camera? Was that a toy camera or what? I've never seen a camera take that bad od picts before....

I stand corrected though and willing to take the bashing for my blindness

I think those were taken with a cheapo camera using film that was way past its expiration date They were horrible, but the only ones I had handy to post here. I have more at home that might have cleared it up faster.

No bashing necessary. Looking at the angle the first pic was taken at, I can see how you would think it was a book. Without the benefit of 3 dimensions it's hard to tell that those crossmembers stick up like that. That's why I put that collage with the different angles. Once you saw that I knew you wouldn't doubt your sanity any more

[flaninacupboard]

uh, cap, you have pictures of your library at work....? isn't that kinda weird?

also, you never answered my question about the books!

[Capmaster]

uh, cap, you have pictures of your library at work....? isn't that kinda weird?

also, you never answered my question about the books!

After I spent 1 year scanning in all of our snapshots and storing them on CD, I decided I'd keep a backup at work in my desk in case of a fire at home, God forbid

I was trying to see if i could identify any books, i though i saw a title i've got called "leaving earth" about the russian space programme, but i'm not sure - perhaps books have different covers other side of the pond?

what's your choice then? sci-fi, fantasy, historical, anything-concering-vinyl or something else altogether?

I like sci-fi, medical fiction thrillers like Robin Cook, Stephen King, Clive Barker, too many to mention. I also just finished reading the Left Behind series by Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins. I am also a fan of the pulp series from the '70s called The Executioner by Don Pendleton. I have all 38 of his original books from that series and I'm reading them now. I like them because of the weaponry and violence

I thought I answered you, but I forgot one question.

I don't have "Leaving Earth. Must be a book with a similar cover

[Doramius]

uh, cap, you have pictures of your library at work....? isn't that kinda weird?

also, you never answered my question about the books!

The man doesn't have to give out information about his books. They may be about homosexuality, vinyl humping, special fruits that don't chafe after nuking them, and beastial sodomy, but that all may be private to him. A man's porn collection is his own. I don't let anyone use my Playboys, especially since they're always returned with pages stuck together.

Hey Cap, have you read all of the books in your library at least once. Or at least most of them. nothing goes in my library unless I have read it. My wife got mad when my Grandfather died, because the kitchen was a secondary library for 8 months while I read all the books we received. I also didn't know old medical books were so graphic. If you can find a library with a few german medical encyclopedias from the late 1950's, you'll learn a lot about women's anatomy. Gotta keep the woman happy! or Dolly!

[flaninacupboard]

that makes sense i guess, do you also keep backups of your backups at work? that'd be one big-ass desk drawer

I must have read your post before you edited in your answer - sorry!
a female friend of mine was a fan of clive barker, she used to read sections to me, one stands out in my mind - someone having sex with a corpse. on ice. weird....

[flaninacupboard]

if the meister doesn't want to answer something he doesn't have to, it's just nice to know a little more about the people you talk random bollocks with every day

[Capmaster]

uh, cap, you have pictures of your library at work....? isn't that kinda weird?

also, you never answered my question about the books!

The man doesn't have to give out information about his books. They may be about homosexuality, vinyl humping, special fruits that don't chafe after nuking them, and beastial sodomy, but that all may be private to him. A man's porn collection is his own. I don't let anyone use my Playboys, especially since they're always returned with pages stuck together.

Hey Cap, have you read all of the books in your library at least once. Or at least most of them. nothing goes in my library unless I have read it. My wife got mad when my Grandfather died, because the kitchen was a secondary library for 8 months while I read all the books we received. I also didn't know old medical books were so graphic. If you can find a library with a few german medical encyclopedias from the late 1950's, you'll learn a lot about women's anatomy. Gotta keep the woman happy! or Dolly!

I don't go into the ...umm ...details of my collection. It was an accident that I posted the pic of my DVDs and Pac spotted the midget clown porn, and you know the rest

My wife also reads voraciously. I've read most all of the books we have, but not too many that she has, like the whole damn Danielle Steele collection No way I'm reading those :P Also, she is more into biographies and I'm more into fiction, so I pass on many books we do have.

And I don't keep backups of all the DVDs we own, just CDs containing the JPGs of all those snapshots. Not really that much space.

[Doramius]

Danielle Steele? I tried reading one years back, just to see why women read it. I read maybe 30-40 VERY S.L.O.W. pages and started a term paper from lack of interest. I took it into the college library and put it on a shelf in the section and spot it would have been, had it been an actual library book. A free book to anyone had they picked it up and noticed it wasn't a library book. I thought libraries were supposed to do some sort of inventory, but after 2 years I remembered it and found it in the same spot. I haven't been back in a long time to see if it was still there today. It could be. It's at the Eastman University section of the Rochester Rundell Library around S. Clinton and I think Chestnut or some other intersecting street. I'm not really sure of the streets anymore. I'm out west now, so I couldn't care, but it would be funny to find out.

Anyway, I like Crichton, King, and anything that's got a gripping plot to it. Of course, I read Playboy, but the articles are kind of gripping, too, with others that make you want to grip yourself, but that's beside the point.

Anybody here got a real Porn Library of smut books and magazines.

[Capmaster]

Danielle Steele? I tried reading one years back, just to see why women read it. I read maybe 30-40 VERY S.L.O.W. pages and started a term paper from lack of interest. I took it into the college library and put it on a shelf in the section and spot it would have been, had it been an actual library book. A free book to anyone had they picked it up and noticed it wasn't a library book. I thought libraries were supposed to do some sort of inventory, but after 2 years I remembered it and found it in the same spot. I haven't been back in a long time to see if it was still there today. It could be. It's at the Eastman University section of the Rochester Rundell Library around S. Clinton and I think Chestnut or some other intersecting street. I'm not really sure of the streets anymore. I'm out west now, so I couldn't care, but it would be funny to find out.

Anyway, I like Crichton, King, and anything that's got a gripping plot to it. Of course, I read Playboy, but the articles are kind of gripping, too, with others that make you want to grip yourself, but that's beside the point.

Anybody here got a real Porn Library of smut books and magazines.

I think males are deficient in the chemical needed to read Danielle Steele. You must first have a vagina before attempting to decipher the pages

I think I picked up one because my wife always raves about how much she likes them. I dropped it in horror after about 2 pages, feeling a definite shrinkage

If women were to ever try to take over the world, all they would need to do is pass their communications and other secret messages through Danielle Steele books. They'd be safer than the Enigma machine from WW2 because no male would ever voluntarily read more than a few pages without feeling physically ill

[Doramius]

I always hear about women saying the world would be a pretty, nicer, and more courteous place if they were to take control. Are you S**Ting me? You'd never know if you were at war or peace with anyone unless you knew if the president was on the rag or not. One week you'd be kissing cheeks with people in Bangladesh, the next it's a missle crisis. And if they nuked her favorite mall, she'd be in some corner of the White House sobbing while they drop heavy artillery on the rest of the US. Then she'll make everyone clean it up while she argues she does everything for and around the country while everyone's been sitting at home doing nothing. But she'll always say she loves this hard working country because it's the people that keep it going. And what if she were pregnant during her term in office? And people thought the Holy Wars were bad. And it's not like she could get maternity leave in a position like that.
"I'm sorry general. Madame President can't call off the airstrike on those innocent civilians that accidentally held her bad photo in public. She's just gone into labor."

[Capmaster]

Or imagine a diplomatic mission:
"Mr. Prime Minister, I shouldn't have to tell you what's on my mind. You know me well enough to tell. If I have to remind you, I don't want it. You should know from my body language ....."