excusing yourself to go poo poo

[Ripper2860]

I gotta ...

Go lay some cable
Float a log
Make some fudge
Drop a load

Signing off now. Got a turd tapping at the door !!

[sacajaweeda]

Cutting cable. Pinching a loaf. Feeding the fish. Making room.

[glockjs]

"im about to give birth"

"i shall now give blessing to the porcelain god"

[flaninacupboard]

i heard "i've got to whistle some richards"

whistling richards
richards = richard the third
richard the third = turd.

[brushswinger]

Dvd ripping is so easy compared to converting to Vcd, that it seems that a lot of us have resorted to talking about crap to while away the hours.

[Capmaster]

i heard "i've got to whistle some richards"

whistling richards
richards = richard the third
richard the third = turd.

Hmmm ..similar to "visit the loo"

Watercloset = waterloo = loo

[tgpo]

"I'm gonna go download somthing real fast"

"I'm gonna go take a crap, back in a minute"

[flaninacupboard]

oh is THAT where that comes from? i say loo all the time, but figured it was some kind of derivative from lavatory.

or maybe from the french gallery.... 8)

[Capmaster]

oh is THAT where that comes from? i say loo all the time, but figured it was some kind of derivative from lavatory.

or maybe from the french gallery.... 8)

I doubt the French would use any reference to waterloo, but then again, French military tactics are world famous (or infamous)

That's funny, the yank teaching the brit a cockney slang ......

Seriously, there are lots of words we use I have no idea where they came from.

Here's one - did you ever wonder where the term "john" or "crap" came from?
The guy who invented the first flushing toilet was named "John Crapper" No kidding

[flaninacupboard]

id heard he was called mr crapper, but the john bit was new. you americans have some crazy names

i was watching frasier and martin said some weid-ass word. sound gallop a gay loss. when he started talking about turtle i guessed he meant galapagos. and aluuuuminum. crazy talk

[DereX888]

Capmaster wrote:

When I was in the middle east, everywhere you go they have signs that say "WC".

Thats a sign which is actually very common in most of the world, but what Im more curious about is do they say over there? I can imagine some Nomad in Sahara saying "'Scuse me, I gotta go behind my camel..."


One of the funniest excuse lines I ever heard was "gotta drop a nuke, be right back". I wasnt sure what he meant by that, so I asked "nuke? nuke what?" and the reply was "Nuke Hiroshima" and he left us - thus someone else later explained it to me more details on this "nuking" process Perhaps direct translation of some local saying had something to do with it too (it happened in Hong Kong).

And back to signs:

[Ripper2860]

Nah! That story goes straight into the crapper.

Here's an Excerpt from my college thesis ...

The first patent for a siphonic flush was taken out by Joseph Adamson in 1853, eight years before Crapper started his plumbing business. Many types of siphonic systems were patented in the 1880s, but none by a Crapper until George Crapper, Thomas' nephew, was awarded an 1897 patent for "improvements in or relating to automatic syphon flushing tanks." Crapper may have sold or installed water closets, but he didn't have much to do with their development. Alexander Cummings is generally credited with inventing the first flush mechanism in 1775 (more than 50 years before Crapper was born), and plumbers Joseph Bramah and Thomas Twyford further developed the technology with improvements such as the float-and-valve system. Thomas Crapper, said an article in Plumbing and Mechanical Magazine, "should best be remembered as a merchant of plumbing products, a terrific salesman and advertising genius."

BTW -- my professor said my paper was total crap and my promising career as a sanitation engineer was flushed down the drain.

[Capmaster]

Nah! That story ghoes straight into the crapper.

Here's an Excerpt from my college thesis ...

The first patent for a siphonic flush was taken out by Joseph Adamson in 1853, eight years before Crapper started his plumbing business. Many types of siphonic systems were patented in the 1880s, but none by a Crapper until George Crapper, Thomas' nephew, was awarded an 1897 patent for "improvements in or relating to automatic syphon flushing tanks." Crapper may have sold or installed water closets, but he didn't have much to do with their development. Alexander Cummings is generally credited with inventing the first flush mechanism in 1775 (more than 50 years before Crapper was born), and plumbers Joseph Bramah and Thomas Twyford further developed the technology with improvements such as the float-and-valve system. Thomas Crapper, said an article in Plumbing and Mechanical Magazine, "should best be remembered as a merchant of plumbing products, a terrific salesman and advertising genius."

BTW -- my professor said my paper was total crap and my promising career as a sanitation engineer was flushed down the drain.

Well, even if you didn't finish college, at least you could always get on-the-job draining

[flaninacupboard]

Warning: TTHLJ

This thread has lame jokes.

[Craig Tucker]

Lop off the turtles head

[stiltman]

I just say, excuss me I have to go the the bathroom

or I'll be back in a minute, I don't think that was a fart after all

[Sifaga]

taking a whizz, Ive always liked

Gonna go shake hands with the unemployed

[Capmaster]

I just say, excuss me I have to go the the bathroom

or I'll be back in a minute, I don't think that was a fart after all

DOH! I hate that when that happens It inspired the saying "About as unexpected as a lump in a fart"

[stiltman]

I just say, excuss me I have to go the the bathroom

or I'll be back in a minute, I don't think that was a fart after all

DOH! I hate that when that happens It inspired the saying "About as unexpected as a lump in a fart"

I never said it happens to ME...just a phrase I use

I'm sorry YOU seem to have the problem

[Capmaster]

I just say, excuss me I have to go the the bathroom

or I'll be back in a minute, I don't think that was a fart after all

DOH! I hate that when that happens It inspired the saying "About as unexpected as a lump in a fart"

I never said it happens to ME...just a phrase I use

I'm sorry YOU seem to have the problem

Yeah ....you never got surprised like that :P Hahaha

That'll teach me to pretend I have the problem so you don't look like you're alone and begging to be flamed That's not the first time you've turned that around on me. Bitch!

[stiltman]

That's not the first time you've turned that around on me. Bitch!

Wouldn't that make you the Bitch?

[Capmaster]

That's not the first time you've turned that around on me. Bitch!

Wouldn't that make you the Bitch?

Details, details, grrrrr ......

[flaninacupboard]

i remember unexpectedly following through once. those pants had to be incinerated for the good of mankind.

(i mean pants, not trousers. it wasn't THAT bad)

[stiltman]

i remember unexpectedly following through once. those pants had to be incinerated for the good of mankind.

(i mean pants, not trousers. it wasn't THAT bad)

What's difference between pants and trousers?
I thought they were the same thing?

Maybe we need to start a new topic....How many of you have shit yourself since being potty trained and out of diapers

[flaninacupboard]

pants are underpants. y fronts. knickers. boxer shorts. briefs. etc.

trousers are lederhosen, leggin things.

[northcat_8]

pants are underpants. y fronts. knickers. boxer shorts. briefs. etc.

trousers are lederhosen, leggin things.

well that cleared it right up

[Ripper2860]

Damn, I hate it when I go "commando" and think I'm farting but end up "squirting" in my lederhosen.

[handyguy]

It's more fun in sign language & Deaf people are very blunt, so no need for anything but the real deal.

I've heard some hearing people refer to themselves as 'breeching', which says plenty.

[Guest]

Damn, I hate it when I go "commando" and think I'm farting but end up "squirting" in my lederhosen.

Tell me about it. One time I was wearing shorts. Thought it was nothing until the dribble filled up my shoe

[d_unbeliever]

i would say...my momma is calling me