Klown Hall of Fame

[Guest]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040527/ap_on_fe_st/bickering_bozos

[northcat_8]

You shouldn't have posted that.

I bet Capmaster didn't even know there was a Clown Hall of Fame...now his poor wife will be getting dragged to Milwaukee, WI this year on vacation.

[VCDHunter]

You shouldn't have posted that.

I bet Capmaster didn't even know there was a Clown Hall of Fame...now his poor wife will be getting dragged to Milwaukee, WI this year on vacation.

quite possibly dressed like this ?

[Doramius]

You know Cap has probably already visited the place 12 dozen times already. He's probably stolen 1000's of hairs from the original wigs exhibit and has them on display next to his porn DVD collection and Dolly.

[northcat_8]

You know Cap has probably already visited the place 12 dozen times already. He's probably stolen 1000's of hairs from the original wigs exhibit and has them on display next to his porn DVD collection and Dolly.

No shit, it's probably like "Norm" on Cheers....Cap walks in and everyone in the place turns and says "CAPMASTER" in unison.

[Doramius]

It's just like him posting here on videohelp.com

[Guest]

There is a klown world of sorts in Vegas. Ive always wanted to go . I think it might be klosed. And Cap,as for your Liberace reference, I did go to the Liberace museum in Vegas this March

[Doramius]

I live in Vegas, but that's a museum I haven't seen yet. Haven't really cared to. Anyone who smiles that much and lives as gaudy as he did while calling themselves straight is only lying to themselves. That man is the reason gay parades have a turnout.

[Guest]

I live in Vegas, but that's a museum I haven't seen yet. Haven't really cared to. Anyone who smiles that much and lives as gaudy as he did while calling themselves straight is only lying to themselves. That man is the reason gay parades have a turnout.

I never thought he pretended to be straight The gaudiness of his live is what was cool. He wasnt just a little flambouiant,he covered a Rolls with
rhinestones just because he could. Kinda like Rodman without the women

[teegee420]

I never thought he pretended to be straight

No shit. He portrayed himself being about as straight as a triangle.

[Guest]

I never thought he pretended to be straight

No shit. He portrayed himself being about as straight as a triangle.

Reaaaallly? Thats interesting.Never knew that.

[teegee420]

Maybe I wasn't clear. His antics were about as openly gay as you can get without actually coming out of the closet. I can't imagine anyone not figuring out his orientation.

[Capmaster]

Liberace hit the big time when being gay wasn't nearly as "accepted" as it is now. I don't recall him ever openly boasting about being gay. Everyone at the time just thought he was extremely flamboyant. And he was that. You gotta hand it to him - he made his mark as a unique individual in a world of copy-cats

As for the clown hall of fame, be still my heart. I will propose to Mrs. Capmaster that we take an extended vacation this summer and pay homage to the pioneer clowns Squirting flowers and floppy shoes for everyone Now, if they only had an annex facility for porn clowns, I would never leave the exhibit

[enstg8er]

ooops! wrong clown.........
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,121134,00.html

[Capmaster]

They say Colvig was the first Bozo, but from my earliest childhood memories it was Bob Bell who played Bozo on WGN TV's Bozo's Circus. Ray Rayner was Oliver O Oliver. My mom tried to get tickets for me but there was a 10 year waiting period, so women were getting applying for tickets before they even conceived

[teegee420]

What was the dude's name who was a former Bozo and tried running for president against Reagan?

[flaninacupboard]

george bush?

[Capmaster]

What was the dude's name who was a former Bozo and tried running for president against Reagan?

Michael Dukakis? He was a real bozo I think it was Dukakis in '84 against Reagan, and Mondale in '88 against Bush Sr. Or maybe I have that reversed?

[Guest]

Anyone remember Milky the Klown from twin pines milk?

[teegee420]

What was the dude's name who was a former Bozo and tried running for president against Reagan?

Michael Dukakis? He was a real bozo I think it was Dukakis in '84 against Reagan, and Mondale in '88 against Bush Sr. Or maybe I have that reversed?

I think you have it reversed. Dukakis ran against Bush.

The former Bozo could have been an '84 republican primary candidate too. Either way, that was so long ago. I can't even believe I still sort of remember that.

[Capmaster]

What was the dude's name who was a former Bozo and tried running for president against Reagan?

Michael Dukakis? He was a real bozo I think it was Dukakis in '84 against Reagan, and Mondale in '88 against Bush Sr. Or maybe I have that reversed?

I think you have it reversed. Dukakis ran against Bush.

The former Bozo could have been an '84 republican primary candidate too. Either way, that was so long ago. I can't even believe I still sort of remember that.

Right. Now I remember. Mondale's running mate was Geraldine Ferraro ...a complete waste of skin, but she would have been the first female VP :P

Mondale had been Jimmy Carter's VP. That's going way back.

[Doramius]

I remember that. Heck, I remember the last few shows aired of Howdy Doody with Claribel the clown. They went off air in either the early or mid 70's if I remember right. Buffalo Bill was getting on in years, but his wooden pal still had a lot of energy with the kids. So did Howdy Doody.