Researcher dies after giving herself ebola virus

[Capmaster]

Well you're not getting much protein from beef out west. It doesn't stay in the system long enough to let the blood collect it. Personally, I don't think meat should make a person crap like he's got a High pressure hose jammed in his A**.

Maybe that's why we didn't get vCJD out here - not there long enough. It's always a shock to be driving past a Bonanza or Black Anus Steak House and see exiting customers taking flight like balloons with the air suddenly let out of them. Hey - I've got it! The Capmaster high-beef diet. I'll make millions like Atkins and his carbs Eat all the western beef you want ....you'll just run screaming for the john, sit down, then explode. There's no calories in a moving object, right?

Didn't mean to threadjack. Like SLK said, the evil little shits don't mind heat. Exactly how do you make beef safe? You don't. You throw it all out. How many millions of pounds of beef did the British Isles toss out for safety's sake?

[Doramius]

Half of the reason beef is bad is probably because of all the steroids we used through the years to boost the protein and meat producing levels of the f'in cow. I mean manure is practically radioactive itself. Dried Buffalo chip burns for hours on it's own when you set a flame to it. Think of what happens once we get modern science involved. Would AIDS exist if we hadn't dumped chemicals on monkeys in Africa with all the monkey F'ers.

[flaninacupboard]

We burned tens of thousands of animals. i live in the country, surrounded by farms. can you imagine a whole county smelling of cooking animal? weird.

[gitreel]

Didn't mean to threadjack.

Cap, afaic, you can threadjack all you want. The only reason I post these junk stories anyway is to get people talking. I try to liven things up.

[Doramius]

We burned tens of thousands of animals. i live in the country, surrounded by farms. can you imagine a whole county smelling of cooking animal? weird.

Ahh. The smell of a summer BBQ. I'd enjoy living in a country that smelled like that all year long.

[Capmaster]

We burned tens of thousands of animals. i live in the country, surrounded by farms. can you imagine a whole county smelling of cooking animal? weird.

Ahh. The smell of a summer BBQ. I'd enjoy living in a country that smelled like that all year long.

The smell of burning beef might be OK, but they burned the animals, hair and all That would get old real quick

[flaninacupboard]

yeah but this was skin, bone, fur and everything else.


Edit: Cap pipped me at the post!

[SLK001]

Cap pipped me at the post!

Yeah, but post whores don't care about that!

[Doramius]

Post whores don't care about anything or we'd be more picky with whom we chat with and what we put in our posts.

[Cobra]

Yeah, and the way you die - going slowly insane until you fall asleep and never wake up

Errrr... You've got me worried now....

Cobra

[Capmaster]

Yeah, and the way you die - going slowly insane until you fall asleep and never wake up

Errrr... You've got me worried now....

Cobra

Well, it can't be much different than spending too much time here ....

[Cobra]

The off-topic forum comparable to a lethal virus, eh? Sounds just about right...

Cobra

[flaninacupboard]

yeah, it infects you, you spread it, it slowly overrides ytour normal functions, and eventually you buy a direct brain interface and become the ultimate post whore. then baldrick shuts down the forum because you're creating 200 GB/s of traffic!

[Doramius]

I think they upped the GB due to poularity.

[rhegedus]

Stop shitting yourselves over CJD.

The anual incidence of prion disease (all of them, not just nvCJD) worldwide is about 1 in 1,000,000 - the average GP (family physician) in the UK would have to work for 500 years to see one patient.

Now, care to guess how many people eat beef?

[Doramius]

I think fewer than before and it probably has nothing to do with disease. Have you seen the cost of beef at the store? I remember ground beef just around a buck a pound and that was fairly lean. I mean it's almost neck & neck with lobster in price per pound in certain cases. How much is horse meat these days? Hardly anyone sells it. Heck, breed more buffalo and ox meat. That'll grill well on the spic, too.

[devinemi83]

What happens if it also makes the jump to mosquitos - or fleas?

The same thing that will happen is HIV does. It would likely launch into a worldwide pandemic unless they could QUICKLY kill most of the carrier species.


But those arent as scary as if Ebola or HIV went airborn. THEN you would truely have a BIG problem. AIDS doesnt show the early symptoms for months to years. Imagine how many people you breathe on daily let alone yearly.