Ugly women

[gitreel]

[Capmaster]

Surely there are enough ugly women out there that you didn't have to use a photochopped pic? :P

How's this one? I've used it before, but it's worth posting again:



She's got flat surfaces for my beer on either side of her

[Guest]

Surely there are enough ugly women out there that you didn't have to use a photochopped pic? :P

How's this one? I've used it before, but it's worth posting again:

the next perfect thong?

[Guest]

[Capmaster]

She'd be a good partner for that guy in glock's hideous avatar

[glockjs]

sorry to kill the thread but.....

[Capmaster]

[gitreel]

sorry to kill the thread but.....

I think we have a winner

[glockjs]

look ma, no photoshop needed

[Capmaster]

look ma, no photoshop needed

Definitely not a sessy bish ...not even after a keg

[glockjs]

after about a bottle of jd, some date rape drugs, maybe throw some crack cockain in there. if janet reno hit on me i would box her like a man.

[Capmaster]

after about a bottle of jd, some date rape drugs, maybe throw some crack cockain in there. if janet reno hit on me i would box her like a man.

I'd need to be gay to hit Janet :P

[glockjs]

i would go out like a champ. but she'd probably still kick my ass.

i alwasy joke about wanting to get raped by a chick...buuut, this is one beefed up chick that could pull it off. that bitch could put me in counseling for years

[Capmaster]

This one is Laddydaddy's avatar. It makes my ass itch whenever I see it



Dayymmm ..... that's one ass-ugly split-tail

[Ironballs]

And how come the most ugliest women seem to be the most fertile?

[Capmaster]

And how come the most ugliest women seem to be the most fertile?

God has a sense of humor

[northcat_8]

after about a bottle of jd, some date rape drugs, maybe throw some crack cockain in there. if janet reno hit on me i would box her like a man.

I'd need to be gay to hit Janet :P

I have to say, that is one female that not even I would hit...well, I don't know...maybe if.... ......

[Capmaster]

after about a bottle of jd, some date rape drugs, maybe throw some crack cockain in there. if janet reno hit on me i would box her like a man.

I'd need to be gay to hit Janet :P

I have to say, that is one female that not even I would hit...well, I don't know...maybe if.... ......

You wouldn't partake in a little Janet Reno, red grin, sloppy joe fest?
OOps. I forgot. She's on the other side of the change of life

[northcat_8]

after about a bottle of jd, some date rape drugs, maybe throw some crack cockain in there. if janet reno hit on me i would box her like a man.

I'd need to be gay to hit Janet :P

I have to say, that is one female that not even I would hit...well, I don't know...maybe if.... ......

You wouldn't partake in a little Janet Reno, red grin, sloppy joe fest?
OOps. I forgot. She's on the other side of the change of life

Well I will be honest, being on the otherside of the change is a strike or 2 against her.

I mean I know she's fugly, but alas you see...the ugly wards off the other predators...preserving the game in it's youthful form...I'll bet she's tighter than squirrel pussy...and you know she would appreciate a good hard night of rodgering I might have to do her just to find out...

[Capmaster]

after about a bottle of jd, some date rape drugs, maybe throw some crack cockain in there. if janet reno hit on me i would box her like a man.

I'd need to be gay to hit Janet :P

I have to say, that is one female that not even I would hit...well, I don't know...maybe if.... ......

You wouldn't partake in a little Janet Reno, red grin, sloppy joe fest?
OOps. I forgot. She's on the other side of the change of life

Well I will be honest, being on the otherside of the change is a strike or 2 against her.

I mean I know she's fugly, but alas you see...the ugly wards off the other predators...preserving the game in it's youthful form...I'll bet she's tighter than squirrel pussy...and you know she would appreciate a good hard night of rodgering I might have to do her just to find out...

Now ...Northcat ....even you would need a dozen or so Indo wine-coolers just to suppress the gag reflex. We're talking Janet Reno here ....possibly the only living asexual human

[Doramius]

I'll screw an ugly faced girl with a nice bod. You can have sex with your eyes closed and let the sense of touch take over with your imagination. If the body is grotesque, it just doesn't work. Imagine running your hand over her a** and feeling a heavily hairy mole, or grabbing a tit with a few hard warts. It's like the Sears catalog after you've seen Victoria's Secret. Or accidentally flipping to Men's underwear after paging through the Bra and panty section of a JCPenney catalog when you're about to blow. Turtleville!

[teegee420]

Northcat, I wouldn't **** Janet Reno with your dick! Jesus, I couldn't even look at her without seeing Wil Ferrell from SNL.

[Doramius]

I think there should be a constitutional amendment to keep Janet Reno's legs closed and have her tubes tied. I mean Margaret Thatcher would get more action than her.

[flaninacupboard]

You guys are ******* nuts! you know the ugly ones are into the sickest shit because they have low self esteem! nothing you can't do to a girl who's so ugly no-one else will hit it.

[northcat_8]

You guys are ******* nuts! you know the ugly ones are into the sickest shit because they have low self esteem! nothing you can't do to a girl who's so ugly no-one else will hit it.

reminds me of my younger years...I go out with friends (who share many of the same philosophies as I do) and our motto was "Go ugly early".

If you start out chasing the gazelles and miss, then you starve....
But if you start with a warthog, then miss a gazelle later you aren't going to starve to death.

I know there are plenty of warthogs in the place...but they are harder to catch if they see you get shot down by a gazelle...they know they are your 2nd option....strange thing though, you ever notice severe reduction in females in the bar around 2:30 No Gazelles, No warthogs...only the 2 wilderbeasts armwrestling men for money left in the place...that's why I say "GO UGLY EARLY".

[northcat_8]

Now ...Northcat ....even you would need a dozen or so Indo wine-coolers just to suppress the gag reflex. We're talking Janet Reno here ....possibly the only living asexual human

Well.....that's true....it is Janet Reno....but the asexual thing has me curious.....

I never said it wouldn't take a beer or 2 or 24...and this is usually where I say "I've probably done worse and bragged about it to friends"....but I think this would be a new baseline for me.....then I have my 2nd rule that is pushing me towards her "Beauty is only a light switch away."......Nahhh, I'd do her, why not...pussy is pussy right? There are only 2 kinds....big ol' good ones, and good ol' big ones.

Think back to the worst piece you ever had....it was still pretty good wasn't it?

[Capmaster]

Think back to the worst piece you ever had....it was still pretty good wasn't it?

No. It was awful. On the way home I decided I actually would have preferred jerking off to the news ...it was that bad That night I realized I'd definitely have to set my sights a little higher

[northcat_8]

Northcat, I wouldn't **** Janet Reno with your dick!

HEY HEY...get your own dick, I will be using mine

:P :P :P

Jesus, I couldn't even look at her without seeing Wil Ferrell from SNL!

Lightswitch my son....lightswitch

(and pray to God you don't have a clapper switch )

[northcat_8]

Think back to the worst piece you ever had....it was still pretty good wasn't it?

No. It was awful. On the way home I decided I actually would have preferred jerking off to the news ...it was that bad That night I realized I'd definitely have to set my sights a little higher

Really??? To the NEWS

Damn that sucks (or at least you wish it would have )

But still whackin it to Walter Cronkite...Ted Koppel....Dan Rather...
I don't know dude, it had to be pretty bad.....I would have to experience that girl for myself

[flaninacupboard]

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Come on cap, elaborate on your tale of horror!