Prettiest Woman ever!!

[gitreel]

great looking long dick

What is up with all of these great looking long dick discussions?

If I didn't know better I would say there are a lot of homos that need to come out of the closet.

This is supposed to be about pretty women, not dick size.

[DereX888]

there is no dick hiding in this picture:

too bad i had to censor the left part of it, you guys missing on this nice pair of big blue eyes 8)

edit:
Please stop quoting parts of my posts without context, geez. If you wanna prove something *this way* - by selecting few words out of the context -then you might as well take any single letters out of my post(s) and make completely new words and sentence, it'll be as much valid!

[Doramius]

there is no dick hiding in this picture:

too bad i had to censor the left part of it, you guys missing on this nice pair of big blue eyes 8)

edit:
Please stop quoting parts of my posts without context, geez. If you wanna prove something *this way* - by selecting few words out of the context -then you might as well take any single letters out of my post(s) and make completely new words and sentence, it'll be as much valid!

you could have kept the whole picture if you just put black squares over the nips. Just a helpful hint.

[DereX888]

Doramius, i hope you wont take it against me, but:



(sorry for posting twice, didnt see all the pics at first time :/ )

[Doramius]

Doramius, i hope you wont take it against me, but:

I don't take it against you. I'm with her every night and I know how many lbs. per square inch those legs can put around a man's waist.

I don't like showing too many pictures of myself or family, but my wife said it was okay and she even picked the ones to show.

[DereX888]

following your advice...

[img[/img]

[Doramius]

I think you'll want to make black squares. Those are a little close to the authentic color and shape. Moderators may have an issue with that, but we can leave it to them to decide that. Maybe if you put smilies instead, like this one .

[DereX888]

I intentionally chose the spray colors to be matching with black color it look ugly
If mods object to it ofcoz i'll make it black, but i hope 'the dots' are 'the dots', no matter what color?

[Doramius]

I intentionally chose the spray colors to be matching with black color it look ugly
If mods object to it ofcoz i'll make it black, but i hope 'the dots' are 'the dots', no matter what color?

I'm not exactly sure per the moderators, but I know nobody wants the site to get jacked by censors. Some of the spots looked a little close to authentic. Can you PM some of the pics to me and I might be able edit them a bit.

[Tool Man]

What about debbie dunning

Hey, hands off.... get your own tool girl.

[ipgpe13]

Eve Ellis



[img]https://forum.videohelp.com/images/guides/p961561/

[Guest]

[flaninacupboard]

[gitreel]

there is no dick hiding in this picture:

too bad i had to censor the left part of it, you guys missing on this nice pair of big blue eyes 8)

edit:
Please stop quoting parts of my posts without context, geez. If you wanna prove something *this way* - by selecting few words out of the context -then you might as well take any single letters out of my post(s) and make completely new words and sentence, it'll be as much valid!

Is that better, you were talking like a homo. If you hadn't been talking about your little friend, then I wouldn't have thrown your words back at you. I am not a homo. I do not need to know nor do I care about your dick size. I am in this thread to discuss pretty women.

[Doramius]

and it doesn't ruin the picture. I want to be the meat in that sandwich.

[DereX888]

Is that better, you were talking like a homo. If you hadn't been talking about your little friend, then I wouldn't have thrown your words back at you. I am not a homo. I do not need to know nor do I care about your dick size. I am in this thread to discuss pretty women.

there ya go ROTFL!
I leave it without comments, it speaks for itself

[BJ_M]

ipgpe13

if those scans were anymore airbrushed -- like 1% more , they would be all paint ...


doesnt look to natural ... :P

[DereX888]

Now this:

what the hell is the quarter of a smiley doing there? Is it a *munchkin* smiley or somethin?

(btw flanininacupboard - this one wasnt neccessary, ya cant see anything there IMO )

[northcat_8]

I finally got the approval from my wife, but she's only letting me put up 2 pictures. One is from before we were married and the second is when we were in Calif. about 2 or 3 months before we conceived our son. They were both taken by her cousin Tom, who's a professional photographer. I think he got some good pics. The thing on her wrist in the Calif. pic is not a tattoo, in fact, we really don't remember what that is. I think it was some wrist painting from Disneyland because I remember also getting something like it on my right shoulder.

My wife does portfolio and gallery pictures for Tom about once or twice a year just to keep things up to date. It's a great way to get free family portraits every year for the holidays.

BULLSHIT! No way that's your wife.

And if by some drunken accident she is...keep her out of Northcat's neighborhood if you don't want her fucked.

and you can hold it against me, that's fine...I don't know you well enough to promise "hands off"....I'm just giving you fair warning

[DereX888]

keep her out of Northcat's neighborhood if you don't want her fucked.

straight to the point
Just ask Doramius for address (so you cold help this accident to happen )

[northcat_8]

edit:
Please stop quoting parts of my posts without context, geez. If you wanna prove something *this way* - by selecting few words out of the context -then you might as well take any single letters out of my post(s) and make completely new words and sentence, it'll be as much valid!

Quit talking about great looking long dicks. No one is trying to prove anything...you said it. Those words have never entered my mind let alone been spoken by my lips, neither by themselves nor as part of a sentence. Which is why I replied "WTF".

Besides that even the mention of that degrades this otherwise very very good thread.

[northcat_8]

keep her out of Northcat's neighborhood if you don't want her fucked.

straight to the point
Just ask Doramius for address (so you cold help this accident to happen )

I know Doramius well enough that I would not intentionally go find his wife....BUT if she's around the local refreshment stand...then I can't be held responsible. My hypocracy only goes so far. Besides that would be his own fault for leaving her alone in a "target" rich environment.

[888888]

I finally got the approval from my wife, but she's only letting me put up 2 pictures. One is from before we were married and the second is when we were in Calif. about 2 or 3 months before we conceived our son. They were both taken by her cousin Tom, who's a professional photographer. I think he got some good pics. The thing on her wrist in the Calif. pic is not a tattoo, in fact, we really don't remember what that is. I think it was some wrist painting from Disneyland because I remember also getting something like it on my right shoulder.
[
My wife does portfolio and gallery pictures for Tom about once or twice a year just to keep things up to date. It's a great way to get free family portraits every year for the holidays.

BULLSHIT! No way that's your wife.

And if by some drunken accident she is...keep her out of Northcat's neighborhood if you don't want her fucked.

and you can hold it against me, that's fine...I don't know you well enough to promise "hands off"....I'm just giving you fair warning

I can believe it is his wife. I don't think Doramius would lie to us like that douche earlier in the forum. She has a nice ass btw.

[CoffeeGuy]

Woo hoo ! Hot hot hot !

[DereX888]

@ northcat
how can i quit talking about great long dicks if every few posts someone like you picks on it?

FYI I always thought of my own dick as the great looking long dick and so far all of my women didnt think otherwise. But even had it been short Howard Stern's size lump instead - I'd probably still like it since it'd be my own. Anyway: if you hate yours - well, its your problem, what else can i say

[DereX888]

I know Doramius well enough that I would not intentionally go find his wife....BUT if she's around the local refreshment stand...then I can't be held responsible. My hypocracy only goes so far. Besides that would be his own fault for leaving her alone in a "target" rich environment.

Tottally his fault
I'd still try and ask for the address... no harm (yet) to ask :P

[northcat_8]

Talking about your own is one thing, but that is not what you were talking about.

In any event, I only responded with "WTF" after that Flan started talking about porn, etc, etc....and the conversation shifted away from your statement.

No worries DereX, if I thought you were gay I would have already said it. It was just not expected reading when I opened the pages of the Prettiest Woman thread.

And while I like mine, I've never really given much thought as to it's attractiveness.

[northcat_8]

Doramius -

I also notice that you are a "Un-Official Red Winger"....that's too bad....you better really keep her clear of Northcat's Jungle then....she may not want to leave :P

[DereX888]

northcat_8

Talking about your own is one thing, but that is not what you were talking about.

In any event, I only responded with "WTF" after that Flan started talking about porn, etc, etc....and the conversation shifted away from your statement.

No worries DereX, if I thought you were gay I would have already said it. It was just not expected reading when I opened the pages of the Prettiest Woman thread

Its allright then
I didnt even think to talk about my own schlong here in this thread either, it all somehow started with transvestites and then evolved to this. Anyway Im all shut about great long... opps

Heres a timeless beauty from half a century ago but Im sure everyone would agree she's still the finest woman ever:

[BJ_M]

she didn't look to good in her autopsy pics ...


then again - i never thought she was that hot anyway