Prettiest Woman ever!!

[Capmaster]

i look like a twat in front of my colleagues? they probably think i'm doing wank-releif exercises or something! to clarify: nothing seemed to happen.

You can lift every finger except the ring finger. It's the only finger that shares some muscles, in this case with the middle finger Try putting out the little finger and the ring finger - you still can't lift it. But with the middle finger and the ring finger you can.

I know - who gives a flying ****? It's just one of the body's little curiosities, like the second nut

[northcat_8]

northcat, you never see another penis while watching porn? you must have some crap porn!

i love the way the same group of miscreants keep disrupting this thread.....

I have good porn. And yes there are male members in some of them. Seeing a penis is much different than studying the penis to determine it's attractiveness. Besides that....the Johnson is not the part of the video that I am focusing on

[Capmaster]

northcat, you never see another penis while watching porn? you must have some crap porn!

i love the way the same group of miscreants keep disrupting this thread.....

I have good porn. And yes there are male members in some of them. Seeing a penis is much different than studying the penis to determine it's attractiveness. Besides that....the Johnson is not the part of the video that I am focusing on

You're focusing on the sheep too? 8)

[flaninacupboard]

i know what you're saying but - damn. i'd post some pics but i'm not allowed!

haven't you ever been watching porn and gone "what the hell is THAT?!"

[Capmaster]

i know what you're saying but - damn. i'd post some pics but i'm not allowed!

haven't you ever been watching porn and gone "what the hell is THAT?!"

Once .....when it had a mutant dwarf in it

[flaninacupboard]

hahaha! i meant "what the hell is THAT?!" in a bad way, not an instant climax way!!

[northcat_8]

I've been suprised by size but never...and I repeat NEVER...have I said "you know...that guy has a nice looking dick."

DereX888 said "great looking long dick "....if he hadn't included the words "great looking" in there, I wouldn't have said "WTF"

[flaninacupboard]

hmm.

have you ever seen a really long dick and gone "woah, that's a really long dick! but it's ******* bent as a coat hanger / a disgusting colour / as hard as jello / got a weird lump on it / thin as a pencil / surrounded by a scary amount of pubic hair" etc. etc.
The opposite of that is one that looks normal and healthy, but the size of a salami.

[Capmaster]

hmm.

have you ever seen a really long dick and gone "woah, that's a really long dick! but it's ******* bent as a coat hanger / a disgusting colour / as hard as jello / got a weird lump on it / thin as a pencil / surrounded by a scary amount of pubic hair" etc. etc.
The opposite of that is one that looks normal and healthy, but the size of a salami.

I'm proud to say that I've never been watching porn and said "My, what a nice-looking dick". I have said "My what a nice-looking set of turd-cutters on that lamb-chop". Bestial, but not homo

[Grimey]

How did a thread about the Prettiest Woman ever turn into a discussion about penis length/size/shape/look/surroundings?

[flaninacupboard]

Videohelp.com: The discussion of VCD, SVCD and DVD capturing, Encoding, Authoring, Golf, Firearms, Naked Geeks, Inflatable Love, Pretences, Bad Jokes, Tasteless Humor, Kwaq templates, Nuclear Weapons and Guidance theory 101, Attractive penises, Newbies, Wives & Girlfriends, the undead and small packets of ready mixed gravy.

[Capmaster]

Videohelp.com: The discussion of VCD, SVCD and DVD capturing, Encoding, Authoring, Golf, Firearms, Naked Geeks, Inflatable Love, Pretences, Bad Jokes, Tasteless Humor, Kwaq templates, Nuclear Weapons and Guidance theory 101, Attractive penises, Newbies, Wives & Girlfriends, the undead and small packets of ready mixed gravy.

Hard to fit on a t-shirt, but the list seems complete

Edit: Wait! I don't see fecal incontinence, bowel movement properties, menstrual fetishes or dwarf clowns

[Grimey]

Wow, it's so simple. why couldn't someone have explained it to me like that before?

[flaninacupboard]

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[BJ_M]

wait a minute now ...... just hold everything ...... lets ...........



ah hell - i give up ..

[BJ_M]

here -- this kind of news will do you all some good probably

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0406/0607relief.html

[flaninacupboard]

Videohelp.com: The discussion of VCD, SVCD and DVD capturing, Encoding, Authoring, Golf, Red Wingers, Firearms, Naked Geeks, Inflatable Love, Dribbling arseholes, Pretences, lazy moderators, Bad Jokes, Midget Clown porn Volumes 1&2 (but not that lame third one), Tasteless Humor, Kwaq templates, Nuclear Weapons and Guidance theory 101, Attractive penises, Newbies, Bowel Regularity, Wives & Girlfriends, soiled socks, the undead and small packets of ready mixed gravy.

[northcat_8]

hmm.

have you ever seen a really long dick and gone "woah, that's a really long dick! but it's ******* bent as a coat hanger / a disgusting colour / as hard as jello / got a weird lump on it / thin as a pencil / surrounded by a scary amount of pubic hair" etc. etc.
The opposite of that is one that looks normal and healthy, but the size of a salami.

you obviously watch different porn than I do.

[gitreel]

I think it is time for a hijack

[Capmaster]

here -- this kind of news will do you all some good probably

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0406/0607relief.html

While on this diet your inspirational motto could be "Don't be a slug - give it a tug"

I'm more interested in the one activity that consumed 204 kilocalories a day - "Ona-hole jogging". Sounds kinky

[BJ_M]

[Grimey]

Is this to help us with our new diet?

[northcat_8]

THANK YOU BJ_M for getting us back on topic and for assisting with out diet

[Doramius]

I need my wife to satisfy this woody.

However, I honestly don't masturbate very often. I have to think really hard of when the last time was. My wife is a nympho, so all I have to do is let her know. When we both lived real close to work and had 1 hour lunches, we had nooners practically every day. Our old place was a dump, but I miss that house.

[Doramius]

I think this is an okay pic of a woman with a rod between her legs. I'd like to trade rods for a little while. I think that's the only rod I'd ever been jealous of.

[indolikaa]

Thanks for including nuclear weapons in the T-Shirt!

[Doramius]

One more edit:

Videohelp.com: The discussion of VCD, SVCD and DVD capturing, Encoding, Authoring, Golf, Red Wingers, Firearms, Naked Geeks, Inflatable Love, Dribbling arseholes, Pretences, lazy moderators, Bad Jokes, Midget Clown porn Volumes 1&2 (but not that lame third one), Tasteless Humor, Kwaq templates, Nuclear Weapons and Guidance theory 101, Attractive penises, Newbies, Bowel Regularity, Wives & Girlfriends, soiled socks, the undead, and small packets of ready mixed gravy. NO Politics or Warez allowed!!!

Now that the basics are in order....

I think all of the shirts have to be in Ex-Large just to be able to fit everything on them. I'd happily pay $9.95 for one of those. I think the words should be written down the picture of the 'Perfect Thong'. Maybe a small RWA logo or Baldrick's avatar on the front right breast of the shirt.

[flaninacupboard]

Thanks for including nuclear weapons in the T-Shirt!

twas not created by me, just added to. it was pac or offline (think it was pac. oyu know how easy it is to confuse those two :P ) but it's been living on my desktop for a while.

[Doramius]

Beware of Nympho?

[DiablosuX102]

Doramius!!! how did u get into my basement!!! i DEMAND u remove that pic from the thread