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  1. Knew It All Doramius's Avatar
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    But they be in America, so weez gots to stay within the local lawz or elze we take it in the tookas at the local prizon.

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    they have to be eighteen before you can screw em over there? but 16 year old ass is the hottest!

  3. Originally Posted by DereX888
    I gotta remind you: Olson twins are already f*ckable for at least TWO YEARS in most of the world, you damn strait-laced Americans!

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    Doramius wrote:
    But they be in America, so weez gots to stay within the local lawz or elze we take it in the tookas at the local prizon.
    ROTFL!! (...or elze we take it in the tookas ...)

    You could take'em *both* on a trip to neighbourhood Canadah, or Mejico or invest in even better sex and sponsor a trip to EU 8)

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    canada can be as young as 14 if consensual and both minors ..

    otherwise 16 or 15 depending where you live ..
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  6. Knew It All Doramius's Avatar
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    Originally Posted by BJ_M
    canada can be as young as 14 if consensual and both minors ..

    otherwise 16 or 15 depending where you live ..
    Many states in the US allow marriage at 14 or 16 as long as it is consentual between both parents and children and have a court approval. Once legally married they can 'hank-de-boff' all they like.

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    thats what i thought ... because J.L. Lewis married his 13 year cousin
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    Originally Posted by ipgpe13
    When I saw that last pic, I thought it was Nadia Nyce!

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    Originally Posted by Doramius
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    Kelly Hu...... ......now that's the stuff wet dreams are made of right there.....
    Hu? I thought Hu was on first
    She was.....on me first. She was on me the second time, too. You wait your turn at short stop and maybe you'll be able to tag her once I finish rounding the bases. It's always a Grand Slam with her. But what's waiting for us on Second?
    Who are you trying to kid

    If you walked into the bedroom and Kelly Hu was laying there naked on the bed already getting herself going...you would bust yours on the way to it, let alone get inside it :P :P

    And I don't think you would be the only one with that issue either That girl is BAD...wonder if she's ever had a Red Wing Tounge Massage

  10. Northcat --

    You never cease to disgust..

    ... umm, I mean amaze me !!!

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    Originally Posted by Ripper2860
    Northcat --

    You never cease to disgust..

    ... umm, I mean amaze me !!!
    Hey what can I say, I like my women like I like my steak...browned on the outside and still bleeding

    I'm telling you right now...it would probably take me 3 trips to make it all the way to the bed

    Are you trying to tell me that you wouldn't be more than happy to let her try to grind the lips off your face? Yea....you would glaze her doughtnut and you wouldn't give a damn if raspberry jelly was coming out of it or not.

  12. I never said I wouldn't...

    You just have the uncanny ability to graphically describe the things I think and /or do in such a way that I am actually embarassed that I think and / or do them!

    Besides -- I'm just posting random non-sensical shit trying to get my post count closer to 1,000 !! Now that Teegee has disappeared I can gain some ground on him !!!

  13. Damm strait laced americans...
    This coming from a guy that has a teddy bear with a penis for an avatar.

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    Originally Posted by northcat_8
    Originally Posted by Ripper2860
    Northcat --

    You never cease to disgust..

    ... umm, I mean amaze me !!!
    Hey what can I say, I like my women like I like my steak...browned on the outside and still bleeding

    I'm telling you right now...it would probably take me 3 trips to make it all the way to the bed

    Are you trying to tell me that you wouldn't be more than happy to let her try to grind the lips off your face? Yea....you would glaze her doughtnut and you wouldn't give a damn if raspberry jelly was coming out of it or not.
    I'm sooo glad I wasn't eating a raspberry-filled donut when I read this Northie - you have a way with words

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    kano:
    Damm strait laced americans...
    This coming from a guy that has a teddy bear with a penis for an avatar.
    Whats wrong with PENISES? It is and always will be an anatomical part of about half of the mankind, reagrdless of what politically correct idiots will ever teach or say on this subject 8)

    FYI im not sure is it a penis. Could be a triple balls. Could be piece of dirt stuck up his crotch. How can you prove it is a penis? :P

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    Sadly I can attest that the Bear is anatomically correct.

    I had a student in class that had that bear on a lariat He had 2 others as well. Said he purchased it at Spencer's Gifts (I think).

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    Anyone have a nice a** shot of a hot model. with a thin string thong. You all know what I'm talking about. Can't wait till one comes up of the Olsen twins.



    Thought you'd like this pic northcat.

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    Sadly I can attest that the Bear is anatomically correct.

    I had a student in class that had that bear on a lariat He had 2 others as well. Said he purchased it at Spencer's Gifts (I think).
    That name puts me back about 25 years. Those are still around.huh?

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    This just belongs here. Espacially that Brazilian girl. And those ain't fakies


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    I never knew Turkey and Brasil belongs to Europe (Euro Cup)...

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    why is the turkish women holding a japan flag ?
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    Originally Posted by DereX888
    I never knew Turkey and Brasil belongs to Europe (Euro Cup)...
    Especially BRAZIL???

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    Originally Posted by DereX888
    I never knew Turkey and Brasil belongs to Europe (Euro Cup)...
    Me either but....GO BRAZIL!!!!!

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    Originally Posted by Doramius
    This just belongs here. Espacially that Brazilian girl. And those ain't fakies

    I think this picture was made by a Greek who emigrated to Brazil because only a Greek would hate Turks enough to put those Turkish ladies on there.

  25. Knew It All Doramius's Avatar
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    Check out the guy in red behind the brazilian girl. I know what he's looking at. Same thing everyone else was before they even realized there was a guy in red behind her.

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    Now these are fine women from Turkey and Brazil:

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    might want to fix one of those pics there. I've seen the pic of the box with a red X before.

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    Originally Posted by DereX888
    Now these are fine women from Turkey and Brazil:
    I ain't falling for this shit again. The "girl" on the right is actually a Brazilian transexual!

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    Originally Posted by 888888
    Originally Posted by DereX888
    Now these are fine women from Turkey and Brazil:
    I ain't falling for this shit again. The "girl" on the right is actually a Brazilian transexual!
    dude, i hope ur jokin...i'm gonna shoot myself

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