But they be in America, so weez gots to stay within the local lawz or elze we take it in the tookas at the local prizon.![]()
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4 years in CanadaOriginally Posted by DereX888
Cheers, Jim
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Doramius wrote:
ROTFL!! (...or elze we take it in the tookas ...)But they be in America, so weez gots to stay within the local lawz or elze we take it in the tookas at the local prizon.
You could take'em *both* on a trip to neighbourhood Canadah, or Mejico
or invest in even better sex and sponsor a trip to EU 8)
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Who are you trying to kidOriginally Posted by Doramius
If you walked into the bedroom and Kelly Hu was laying there naked on the bed already getting herself going...you would bust yours on the way to it, let alone get inside it :P :P
And I don't think you would be the only one with that issue either
That girl is BAD...wonder if she's ever had a Red Wing Tounge Massage
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Hey what can I say, I like my women like I like my steak...browned on the outside and still bleedingOriginally Posted by Ripper2860
I'm telling you right now...it would probably take me 3 trips to make it all the way to the bed
Are you trying to tell me that you wouldn't be more than happy to let her try to grind the lips off your face?
Yea....you would glaze her doughtnut and you wouldn't give a damn if raspberry jelly was coming out of it or not.
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I never said I wouldn't...
You just have the uncanny ability to graphically describe the things I think and /or do in such a way that I am actually embarassed that I think and / or do them!
Besides -- I'm just posting random non-sensical shit trying to get my post count closer to 1,000 !! Now that Teegee has disappeared I can gain some ground on him !!!
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I'm sooo glad I wasn't eating a raspberry-filled donut when I read thisOriginally Posted by northcat_8
Northie - you have a way with words
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kano:
Whats wrong with PENISES? It is and always will be an anatomical part of about half of the mankind, reagrdless of what politically correct idiots will ever teach or say on this subject 8)Damm strait laced americans...
This coming from a guy that has a teddy bear with a penis for an avatar.
FYI im not sure is it a penis. Could be a triple balls. Could be piece of dirt stuck up his crotch. How can you prove it is a penis? :P
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GuestGuestThat name puts me back about 25 years. Those are still around.huh?Originally Posted by northcat_8
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