Prettiest Woman ever!!

[curryman]

******* Ugly

[gitreel]

Kristine Kahanek

**** off!!

She-male ?

No. She is not a she-male

[SLK001]

Most beautiful? Gee, I thought that everyone knows that beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!

[gitreel]

The more you drink, the prettier they get.

[gitreel]

******* Ugly

OK, well that's your opinion. I happen to think Kristine Kahanek is radiantly beautiful.

[northcat_8]

Kristine Kahanek

You'd pick her over Jolene?

I am a sucker for red-heads. My wife is a red-head. My wife teases me about Kristine all the time. I watch the news just to see Kristine.

You should have married a prettier wife then. My wife shames Kristine...I'm not saying that I wouldn't hit it but it's not like my "hitting" range is some kind of exclusive club...I only have 2 requirements, #1 - must be female (vinyl sheep or goats included), #2 -......hmmm, I forget....

[northcat_8]

Most beautiful? Gee, I thought that everyone knows that beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!

Ain't it the truth...Ain't it the truth...

[northcat_8]

OK, well being that I am a whore in many areas other than just the post whore that you know me as...I have a couple as I am indecisive sometimes but I think it is safe to say that any of these women would get me kicked out of heaven...and if I could last longer than 2 pumps with any of them, I would be happy to go.


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Brook Burke -

Charlie O'Neale -

Pamela Anderson - she is the standard and any man who says they wouldn't do her has to be gay.

[Capmaster]

[quote="northcat_8"]OK, well being that I am a whore in many areas other than just the post whore that you know me as...I have a couple as I am indecisive sometimes but I think it is safe to say that any of these women would get me kicked out of heaven...and if I could last longer than 2 pumps with any of them, I would be happy to go.

Brook Burke

She would get me kicked out too. Ayyyyy, what a hottie

[northcat_8]

In true post whore fashion....my pick as #1 - Faith Hill




Kind of odd for me actually and I'm still struggling to understand, because I usually like darker skin and jet black hair...but for some reason, Faith is just the one for me.

[flaninacupboard]

cap, dude, you're wrong.


good idea for a TV show though! "eating the shit of celebities!"

[jeex]

gitreel is right, kristine kahanek is hot.. or to be more exact, was hot.. before she had her baby (about 2 years ago), she was hotter than a microwaved biscuit..

now, lets move on. there is no way i could ever make a choice of 'hottest chick'.. so i'll pick 3..

christina ricci.. there is just something about those big eyes and her attitude..




martina hingis. y'know, i hate tennis, but anytime she was on tv, i would watch.. too bad she's retired now..


angela featherstone.. i've got a thing for redheads. she was the first redhead i thought was really hot.

[Capmaster]

Pamela Anderson - she is the standard and any man who says they wouldn't do her has to be gay.

Slammin the salami to old Pamela would be no different than with Dolly, and Dolly probably has less plastic. Pamela is a phony, and she's got the IQ of a waffle iron.

Too bad because she used to be hot when she was on the early Home Improvement shows. I would have given her a poke then, but not now.

Brooke Burke could tempt the devil ....my oh my is she hot

[northcat_8]

ARRRRRGHHHHHHH....I can't believe this thread came up 4 days after I lost one of the hard drives in my RAID array and with that loss, so lost was my porn collection

But I did run across a few other red wing judge candidates when I went to get the pictures of Brooke, Charlie and Pamela.



I don't know, what the front looks like...but I don't care



yes, honey they...oh, oh, oh...mmm...yes they are. (have to do something about the face though... the light switch )

[gitreel]

Pamela Anderson - she is the standard and any man who says they wouldn't do her has to be gay.

Yeah, I am just dying to get hepatitus. I don't think so. Dude, she has a std.

[Capmaster]

Pamela Anderson - she is the standard and any man who says they wouldn't do her has to be gay.

Yeah, I am just dying to get hepatitus. I don't think so. Dude, she has a std.

That's why they make rubbers, so you can stir the dirty stuff

[gitreel]

Too bad because she used to be hot when she was on the early Home Improvement shows.

What about debbie dunning

[Capmaster]

Too bad because she used to be hot when she was on the early Home Improvement shows.

What about debbie dunning

She's got a few miles on the odometer, but she's still very hot. Some women can look very sexy well into their '50s, like Barbara Eden - the first "10" I ever saw and the instigator of countless diamond cutters when I was growing up.

[northcat_8]

Slammin the salami to old Pamela would be no different than with Dolly, and Dolly probably has less plastic. Pamela is a phony, and she's got the IQ of a waffle iron.

Oh...so you aren't going to bang her, you are going to play scrabble with her ... capmaster conversation is not a prerequisite, if intelligence entered into the equation libraries would be a place to pick up girls

Too bad because she used to be hot when she was on the early Home Improvement shows. I would have given her a poke then, but not now.

Agreed. Tool Time Pamela much better than Pamela Anderson LEE

And Brooke Burke is smokin hot, hell I probably wouldn't even make it all the way inside that one, she would be on the bed, naked and ready, I would be on my way and...opps...damn...sigh...Thank You Brooke

[flaninacupboard]

That's why they make rubbers, so you can stir the dirty stuff

and that's why you're our resident ****-up.

[stiltman]

gitreel is right, kristine kahanek is hot.. or to be more exact, was hot.. before she had her baby (about 2 years ago), she was hotter than a microwaved biscuit..

now, lets move on. there is no way i could ever make a choice of 'hottest chick'.. so i'll pick 3..

christina ricci.. there is just something about those big eyes and her attitude..




martina hingis. y'know, i hate tennis, but anytime she was on tv, i would watch.. too bad she's retired now..


angela featherstone.. i've got a thing for redheads. she was the first redhead i thought was really hot.

They all look pretty homely too me... You a pimple face geek or something

[northcat_8]

Yeah, I am just dying to get hepatitus. I don't think so. Dude, she has a std.

Phhhtttt....so what. It's only hepatitus...like capmaster said...wrap it up before you rip it up.

Debra Dunning though....most definitely.

Like I said before...I'm not exactly too picky...I'm 100% positive that I've done worse and probably bragged about it to friends.

Beauty is only a light switch away

[Capmaster]

Slammin the salami to old Pamela would be no different than with Dolly, and Dolly probably has less plastic. Pamela is a phony, and she's got the IQ of a waffle iron.

Oh...so you aren't going to bang her, you are going to play scrabble with her ... capmaster conversation is not a prerequisite, if intelligence entered into the equation libraries would be a place to pick up girls

Too bad because she used to be hot when she was on the early Home Improvement shows. I would have given her a poke then, but not now.

Agreed. Tool Time Pamela much better than Pamela Anderson LEE

And Brooke Burke is smokin hot, hell I probably wouldn't even make it all the way inside that one, she would be on the bed, naked and ready, I would be on my way and...opps...damn...sigh...Thank You Brooke

Seriously (I know ....)- Northcat, she's got to be able to at least drool out her name when I call her. Have you ever seen her on Hollywood Squares? She had to have another, smarter girl in the square with her to answer the questions. She probably just couldn't get the concept rules ...she's that dumb. It would almost be like taking advantage of a mentally-disabled girl

[northcat_8]

They all look pretty homely too me... You a pimple face geek or something

I'm going to agree on Hingis, I don't think she's that pretty...but there's just something about her

[northcat_8]

Seriously (I know ....)- Northcat, she's got to be able to at least drool out her name when I call her. Have you ever seen her on Hollywood Squares? She had to have another, smarter girl in the square with her to answer the questions. She probably just couldn't get the concept rules ...she's that dumb.

See my requirements are a lot different...#1 - female, #2 - um...well...actually #1 is good enough

It would almost be like taking advantage of a mentally-disabled girl

OH CHRIST...LOOK EVERYBODY...all of a sudden the vinyl goat ****** has morals....it's ok to bang vinyl sheep...but god dammit it better not be "mentally-disabled" :P :P :P

[Capmaster]

Seriously (I know ....)- Northcat, she's got to be able to at least drool out her name when I call her. Have you ever seen her on Hollywood Squares? She had to have another, smarter girl in the square with her to answer the questions. She probably just couldn't get the concept rules ...she's that dumb.

See my requirements are a lot different...#1 - female, #2 - um...well...actually #1 is good enough

It would almost be like taking advantage of a mentally-disabled girl

OH CHRIST...LOOK EVERYBODY...all of a sudden the vinyl goat ****** has morals....it's ok to bang vinyl sheep...but god dammit it better not be "mentally-disabled" :P :P :P

Pamela is made out of vinyl :P

and that's why you're our resident ****-up.

**** off, phlegminacupboard

[stiltman]

I forgot to say the prettiest woman would have to be my wife

[Capmaster]

I forgot to say the prettiest woman would have to be my wife

Good man We all forgot about our wives/girlfriends, and all the crap they put up with every day

[rhegedus]

Redhead = Gillian Anderson




Blonde = Sophie Raworth




Brunette = Maria Grazia Cucinotta




Of course, these change on an hourly basis..........

[northcat_8]

Brunette = Maria Grazia Cucinotta

God Bless her and Thank God for making me a man....mmmm....Maria Grazia Cucinotta and Brooke Burke at the same time.....after that I would welcome death, it's not going to get any better than that right there. I'll be the corpse with a smile thank you.