Prettiest Woman ever!!

[Capmaster]

My own theory is that Hilary is unhittable because she's grown a penis out of necessity from the 8 years there was no "man" in the white house

[Ripper2860]

Alright! I guess after clearing the cob-webs, I probably would! But only from the back, as the thought of accidentally seeing her face is just more than I can take !!!

I need some serious help !!!

[northcat_8]

You have to give her a grudge **** if nothing else

[Capmaster]

You have to give her a grudge **** if nothing else

Northcat, we all know what you would hit, perhaps you could list the things you wouldn't hit

My God man, Hilary and Janet Reno .....

[Ripper2860]

Alright! I guess after clearing the cob-webs, I probably would! But only from the back, as the thought of accidentally seeing her face is just more than I can take !!!

I need some serious help !!!

Shit!!! I didn't write this either! Now I'm friggin "channeling" Northcat, too!!

Someone help me -- please !!!!

[flaninacupboard]

hey, i defend his position on reno. can't see her objecting to the fecal smears as long as she still got a hit of salami.

[northcat_8]

You have to give her a grudge **** if nothing else

Northcat, we all know what you would hit, perhaps you could list the things you wouldn't hit

My God man, Hilary and Janet Reno .....

Well to be honest no one has ever posed that question before.... ...I would have to think about it. The only thing I know that is on that list for certain is: anything male or has been male.

[DereX888]

Geeeezzzuss, dudes! What a bunch of horribly twisted minds inhabited this board... it sure is a worst nightmare for a straight male: a threesome with Janet Reno and Hillary Clinton.

[northcat_8]

What a bunch of horribly twisted minds inhabited this board...

Thanks for noticing. I know what you mean, Capmaster, Glock, 888888, teegee, Dr. Gee and Ripper can get out of hand They are some sick dudes, no two ways about it. But I assure you that no matter what...all "relations" are consensual (except for that penguin in 99', but Ripper was drunk and the penguin said yes, then changed her story later.) and that all participants (people and animals) are of legal age for at least something somewhere in the world.

it sure is a worst nightmare for a straight male: a threesome with Janet Reno and Hillary Clinton.

OH....LOOK at Mr. High standards..."I wouldn't do Reno...I wouldn't do Hilary"...STFU...that's called denial brother. There certainly exists a situation where you would be more than happy to do either or both.

While the thought may disgust you, it is far from "a worst nightmare for a straight male"....as a straight male, I think being gang raped by cellblock C would be worse (ever see pulp fiction), or any other type of gay activity. Now I maybe alone here (and I better not be or I am out of here)....and you might call me crazy but I would much rather put a tounge glazing on the Hillary doughnut in public or drop my depth gauge in the Reno pond than to have a "johnson" in my mouth, ass, hand or anywhere remotely close to me.

Remember the phrase "I wouldn't F**k her if she was the last woman on earth"...we've all said it or thought it....yea well let me tell you...I would, and so would just about everyone else. Last woman on EARTH you're damn right and will be happy to do it.

You see your standards exist because of your options, if you were a horribly disfigured, hump on the back, 35 year old who had never had any...you would take Hillary or Reno up on an offer in a heartbeat.

It saddens me deeply as I thought you would eventually turn away from the ARW faction and join the RWA, but I see now that you are a confused soul, trapped in the box with what mainstream society deams as "accpetable". You are not restricted by your own limitations, but by your concern of what others may think of the things you do....therefore, RWA membership is not a possibility for you. Maybe you should have taken the red pill.

Make sure you keep an eye on your significant other around that time of the month...we don't check ID's at RW Bar & Grill. We have a 100% customer satisfaction rate 8)

[BJ_M]

whats with he "45 year old" statement ? what does that have to do with anything ..

[flaninacupboard]

i'm reading northcats reply, it's all making sense, until the last line. the red pill? but it's the blue that lets you wake up in the normal world and believe whatever you want to believe. he got it wrong. then it dawns, the pill may have once been blue, but it's now red for a good reason. northcat, congratulations on your covert perversion

As for your homophobic rage though, you got something you wanna share? bad experience in the school showers...? as VCDHunter would say, is that a closet door i hear creaking open?


EDIT: THANKS NORTHCAT FOR EDITING YOUR POST
SALUT RECINDED!

[northcat_8]

Fixed it. Sorry, maybe I should have put in a disclaimer:

"All characters and examples in this post are made up and any similarities in the story to any individual or situation in real life is purely coincidental"

:P

[flaninacupboard]

AND NOW YOU EDITED AGAIN!

ME ANGRY RARRRRGH!

[Capmaster]

Northcat argues a good case, when put in the "last woman on earth" or "prison scenario" context. Yes, I would run barefoot across broken glass to hit Janet or Hilary if my alternative was stirring fudge with the cellblock "C" guys. I jealously defend my hetero status and I can't think of a single woman (or inflatable) who wouldn't be preferable to being someone's bitch, and after 6 months in stir being able to look up my own ass and see daylight

[northcat_8]

i'm reading northcats reply, it's all making sense, until the last line. the red pill? but it's the blue that lets you wake up in the normal world and believe whatever you want to believe. he got it wrong. then it dawns, the pill may have once been blue, but it's now red for a good reason. northcat, congratulations on your covert perversion

As for your homophobic rage though, you got something you wanna share? bad experience in the school showers...? as VCDHunter would say, is that a closet door i hear creaking open?

No there isn't a closet door creaking open.

My problem with the whole "homo" deal is that I just don't understand that line of thought. If I could rationalize it in my mind, even if I don't agree with it, I could accept it just fine. I am a live and let live person, and if someone wants to be gay, then great...be gay. But per the subject of DereX888's statement..."it sure is a worst nightmare for a straight male: a threesome with Janet Reno and Hillary Clinton"...I stand by my reasoning that any kind of gay sexual activity would be deemed much worse than doing Janet or Hillary....you wouldn't agree


Sorry about the edit. I put it back in. I accidently deleted it because of a "all women are prostitutes" deductive reasoning exercise that I was going to put in.

[flaninacupboard]

i dunno, a clean mans a-hole would less traumatising than that -thing- capmaster described

beavis and butthead suggested "just close your eyes and pretend it's a chick"

i don't see how you don't understand homosexuality, i mean - you fancy chicks becuase they're chicks. you wanna bang them. that's it. a gay guy fancies guys because they're guys. he wants to bang them. that's it.

[northcat_8]

i dunno, a clean mans a-hole would less traumatising than that -thing- capmaster described

Ok well that's just about the sickest thing I've ever heard

beavis and butthead suggested "just close your eyes and pretend it's a chick"

i don't see how you don't understand homosexuality, i mean - you fancy chicks becuase they're chicks. you wanna bang them. that's it. a gay guy fancies guys because they're guys. he wants to bang them. that's it.

Please tell me you don't take life advice from Beavis and Butthead

I didn't say I don't understand the concept...I cannot rationalize it. I have made no effort to rationalize it and don't want to. "Understand" was probably a poor choice of wording on my part. Gay people can be gay......live and let live, that's fine. I'm not judgemental and really only have a problem with the small percentage of the gay population that are overly proud to be gay. But that is an issue that I have with any sect of people who are overly proud to be whatever they are, not just the gay population, it crops up in the race and religion departments too.

Point being...there exists a situation where Janet and Hillary would be the lesser of 2 evils...therefore, one would do them. That is an absolute, either you would or wouldn't.

[flaninacupboard]

i dunno, a clean mans a-hole would less traumatising than that -thing- capmaster described

Ok well that's just about the sickest thing I've ever heard

Come on, he described it as wet lumpy something or other that he was convinced was gonna make his nob fall off! i know it turned you on, along with jeexs' deformed camel toe collection, but can you imagine poor cap at home that night, taking shower after shower trying to get that yellowy mucus off his ****? still smelling it the next morning? that's pretty grim.

and beavis and butthead haven't done me wrong yet. except their musical taste, AD/DC and MetallicA both suck fetid donkey bollocks.

[northcat_8]

still better than bangin a dude

And...AC/DC suck I know I didn't read that.

[flaninacupboard]

yeah ya did. not my "cup of tea" i suppose :P

glad to see you're not defending metallicock, well done

[Cobra]

I know Whisky in the Jar was originally Thin Lizzy, but Metallica's was so much better. Metallica have quite a few good ones, anyway! :P

Definitely my cup of tea, is metal.

I'm listening to some Iron Maiden right now...

Cobra

[flaninacupboard]

now you're going to tell me how guns'n'roses are the best thing ever :P

Give me some QOTSA or SOAD any day

[Doramius]

Okay, where are the pics of mostly naked women? Some of us need to relieve a little stress now and then. You flip through so many pages, and just when you're about to go, you hit boring text. It's bad enough trying to scroll and click with one hand. It's like flipping through a womens magazine, but blowing just as you flip to a picture of some fugly man.

[VCDHunter]

now you're going to tell me how guns'n'roses are the best thing ever :P

Give me some QOTSA or SOAD any day

[Ripper2860]

What a bunch of horribly twisted minds inhabited this board...

But I assure you that no matter what...all "relations" are consensual (except for that penguin in 99', but Ripper was drunk and the penguin said yes, then changed her story later.) and that all participants (people and animals) are of legal age for at least something somewhere in the world.

Dammit Northcat!! That was OUR secret. I thought she was 18 and so did you !!!!

Maybe I should refresh your memory that we all ran a "train" on little Miss Penguin and you were the caboose !!

BTW -- ain't it great how long a Penguin can hold it's breath!?

[flaninacupboard]

that's not the same penguin involved with jack valenti is it?!

[northcat_8]

What a bunch of horribly twisted minds inhabited this board...

But I assure you that no matter what...all "relations" are consensual (except for that penguin in 99', but Ripper was drunk and the penguin said yes, then changed her story later.) and that all participants (people and animals) are of legal age for at least something somewhere in the world.

Dammit Northcat!! That was OUR secret. I thought she was 18 and so did you !!!!

Maybe I should refresh your memory that we all ran a "train" on little Miss Penguin and you were the caboose !!

BTW -- ain't it great how long a Penguin can hold it's breath!?

Was I at the end of that line? First...Last...as long as I'm in line there somewhere......I was into the Tequilla pretty deep that night...

Only thing I remember, was after we were all done with the penguin convincing Naked Geek that it was a giant oreo and watching him lick the white icing out of it.

[northcat_8]

Alternative Response

What a bunch of horribly twisted minds inhabited this board...

But I assure you that no matter what...all "relations" are consensual (except for that penguin in 99', but Ripper was drunk and the penguin said yes, then changed her story later.) and that all participants (people and animals) are of legal age for at least something somewhere in the world.

Dammit Northcat!! That was OUR secret. I thought she was 18 and so did you !!!!

Maybe I should refresh your memory that we all ran a "train" on little Miss Penguin and you were the caboose !!

BTW -- ain't it great how long a Penguin can hold it's breath!?

Yea, I thought she was 18....what is the legal age in Antarctica anyway?

I had to go last....if I had went first you guys wouldn't be able to hit sides or bottom.

[Doramius]

I like these better

Had to get a picture on this page somewhere. I'm not worried if the dialog gets threadjacked, just keep good pics coming.


These might help too: www.djbigsteve.com/gallery/thong/aeg

[Ripper2860]

Alternative Response

What a bunch of horribly twisted minds inhabited this board...

But I assure you that no matter what...all "relations" are consensual (except for that penguin in 99', but Ripper was drunk and the penguin said yes, then changed her story later.) and that all participants (people and animals) are of legal age for at least something somewhere in the world.

Dammit Northcat!! That was OUR secret. I thought she was 18 and so did you !!!!

Maybe I should refresh your memory that we all ran a "train" on little Miss Penguin and you were the caboose !!

BTW -- ain't it great how long a Penguin can hold it's breath!?

Yea, I thought she was 18....what is the legal age in Antarctica anyway?

I had to go last....if I had went first you guys wouldn't be able to hit sides or bottom.

Now THAT's the kind of response I expect !! Had to tink about it a while, didn't you !!